You're Terrible, Muriel.
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:15 am
Title reference is an Australian thing that you crazy foreigners won't get.
Games that are downright terrible, or at least the worst you've ever played. Think of a game, post it here, open for discussion you should acknowledge the drill. This thread is open to opinions most definitely.
Alpha Prime.
Do be honest, I thought this game was going to be about silver back gorillas or something, in hindsight the game would've been called Alpha Primate if that were the case.
This game is so horrible, I wasn't even able to play past 10 minutes of it. The opening cutscene was like torture, no lip syncing, characters looked like they had been pulled out of a meat grinder and the voice acting was down right terrible. I played the demo once, my only chance of any actual combat, since in the game, as soon as I skipped that god awful cutscene, the game put me in a small sealed room and just told me how to move. After 7 or so minutes of moving around, I found there was no way to open any of the door or really do anything save for tilting my head left or right.
From what I can vaguely remember, the combat system was equally awful, but I can't really go into that, since I have such a terrible memory.
Games that are downright terrible, or at least the worst you've ever played. Think of a game, post it here, open for discussion you should acknowledge the drill. This thread is open to opinions most definitely.
Alpha Prime.
Do be honest, I thought this game was going to be about silver back gorillas or something, in hindsight the game would've been called Alpha Primate if that were the case.
This game is so horrible, I wasn't even able to play past 10 minutes of it. The opening cutscene was like torture, no lip syncing, characters looked like they had been pulled out of a meat grinder and the voice acting was down right terrible. I played the demo once, my only chance of any actual combat, since in the game, as soon as I skipped that god awful cutscene, the game put me in a small sealed room and just told me how to move. After 7 or so minutes of moving around, I found there was no way to open any of the door or really do anything save for tilting my head left or right.
From what I can vaguely remember, the combat system was equally awful, but I can't really go into that, since I have such a terrible memory.
