AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:25 pm**

If you get her to torture you, then you get some stat boosts or something

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:34 pm**

Fooflyer wrote:If you get her to torture you, then this thread gets kinky

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:35 pm**

also she bring back the 'subjects' from the dead, so you can cover the same guy in darts over and over again!

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:37 pm**

I know about all of this.

The resurrecting thing didn't seem like it needed to be mentioned., and the gauntlets you get from letting he experiment on you kind of suck. Plus, offering to take the place of the test subjects would be kind of out of character for Charlie Manhuge.

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:40 pm**

Eh, I guess people who are playing the game can look at it and be all masochistic.

And you lie, Zink. Everyone knows that Charlie Manhuge always gets the ladies!

Well... the ladies he doesn't murder, anyway.

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:43 pm**

Fooflyer wrote:And you lie, Zink. Everyone knows that Charlie Manhuge always gets the ladies!

Well... the ladies he doesn't murder, anyway.

In other words, he gets none of the ladies.

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:50 pm**

well, there was that girl with the terminal illne- oh no wait you beat her nose through her skull

um, there's ha- no he's a man.

ah...
hmm...
Oh I know! Dark Seducers and Golden Sai- oh ok they're Daedra I don't think that counts

uhhhh...

Ok you win this round

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:39 pm**

Oh I know! Sontaire! She's a slut, too!

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:03 pm**

Sontaire is dead.

I fined her like a 100 gold or so via pickpocketing and then executed her. See the update where I abused my power as Duke of Mania.

Also, Ame, to be fair, the only girl I killed last update was an accidental death.

Guys I know I'm a booty in this LP but in real life I wouldn't even hit a girl. SO DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEE

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:25 pm**

Its time to go...

Charlie Manhuge IRL

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:46 pm**

You mean run out into the street, punch of a few people in the face, and get shot by a police officer?

Posted: **Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:51 pm**

Gaston gets all the ladies
(that's what i named my toon on oblivion, whoops)

Posted: **Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:13 am**

Zink wrote:You mean run out into the street, punch of a few people in the face, and get shot by a police officer?

Posted: **Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:26 am**

Best LP <3

Posted: **Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:34 am**

I'm pretty sure that lizard lady in Chorol or wherever who payed you in 'gratitude' is still alive. The one who's daughter you rescued from the crazy shirtless men in evil-people-village.

You should fix that when you get out. Nothing like Charlie getting good ol' fashion revenge.

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