Welcome Now to OBLIVION! An Elder Scrolls Let's Play.

boq · Post by **boq** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:36 pm

Well, I joined the forum after some intense lurking and this has to be my favorite thread...ever.

I was so into the thread, in fact, that I ran to my local gamestop and bought a copy of Oblivion for the PC...
only to find that my pc fails and will not run the game.

At least I still get to watch CHARLIE MANHUGE'S exploits.

boq · Post by **boq** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:47 pm

oh boy why can't i do anything right

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:50 pm

Malum wrote:
boq wrote:Well, I joined the forum after some intense lurking and this has to be my favorite thread...ever.

I was so into the thread, in fact, that I ran to my local gamestop and bought a copy of Oblivion for the PC...
only to find that my pc fails and will not run the game.

At least I still get to watch Charlie Manhuge's exploits.
Fix'd

Why fix what wasn't broke?

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:21 am

Malum just finds it irritating even though it's bolder and enlarged word but because of his ADD he can't look away.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:36 pm

Yeah, the Fringe is under attack, but I have more important matters to deal with. I am the Duke of Mania, you see. That means I am under control of Bliss. That means I can do whatever I want. Sure, the guards will still object, but that's only if they see me.

This town needs cleaning up. Too long has this crime and villainy (and by "crime and villainy" I mean "people doing stuff I don't like") gone unnoticed. As the Duke, it is my right, nay, my responsibility to root out all of said crime and villainy, and make this town a better place for everyone!

(And of course by everyone I mean me)

Uungor, for the crime of making me do that stupid speech minigame before switching beds with that guy who hated walls, you punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

What

Why does a beggar have that much gold

That does not even make sense.

A beggar should have like three gold not 151

Also, although a "beggar shirt" sounds really common and stupid, there are actually only four in the game. Most beggars wear a different kind of shirt. Obviously, I take it.

Fimmion, for the crime of asking me for sweetrolls all the time and pants-lacking, your punishment is...

A FRENZY-INDUCED BATTLE TO THE DEATH WITH A NEARBY GOLDEN SAINT

(In other words, execution)

Orinthal, character who I'm not sure I've taken a screenshot of before, for the crime of telling me useless facts that I don't care about, you're punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Amiable Fanriene, for the crime of making me do a pointless quest and crouch-walking everywhere, your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Sontaire, owner of "The Books of Bliss", for the crime of owning a near-useless store and also hitting on me (and everyone else), your punishment is...

A 107 GOLD FINE

Which is then followed by

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

You, pair of Argonians inside the only inn in Bliss, for the crime of...

...Actually, I have no idea who either of you are. Huh. I guess I should talk to them to get a reason to execute them.

Oh! That's something I can work with!

Raven Biter, owner of "The Choosy Beggar", the only inn in Bliss, for the crime of not trusting your guests not to sleep with your wife and your wife not to sleep with your guests, your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

His aforementioned wife then walks down the stairs. She is not bothered at all by her husbands dead body.

Sheer Medish, wife of the owner of "The Choosy Beggar", for the crime of not even being bothered in the slightest about finding your husbands corpse in the middle of the floor, your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Also I like how her corpse's head glitched into the table there. It looks funny.

Ha

HA

HA

Pad-Ei, the third and final Argonian within the choosy beggar, for the crime of being a useless generic NPC with no nearly no unique dialog at all, your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Woah, that is a really fancy and expensive dagger! I'm gonna have to take that!

...For evidence reasons, of course.

Also, I'm I the only one who finds it odd that pickpocketing an item off of someone makes it a stolen item, but killing them and taking it off their corpse is perfectly fine?

Big Head, for the crime of being way too obsessed with the fork of horripitilation, your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Hey, I can take the fork off of his corpse. Neat!

When I do, I get a message telling me to bring the fork the now-dead Big Head, even though I already did that. Weirder still, the message is marked as "quest complete", even though that it is still telling me to do something and the quest was already completed a long time ago!

Oblivion is a really buggy game.

...Hey, I think I barely remember you. You are that one guy who is obsessed with cooking, right? I don't think I ever bothered taking a screenshot of any of your cooking-obsessed dialog, though.

Rendil Drarara, for the crime of being obsessed with cooking despite there being no way to cook in this game (unless you count alchemy), your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Well, that was quite a lot of executing. I think I will stop in at the general store to sell and buy some stuff.

You know, the owner of this store is one of the very few people I don't feel like executing. I have no reason to, really. I mean, she buys stuff I can't sell anywhere else, I get a good price for it, and her dialog is bland enough that I can't find an excuse for execution anywhere.

I figure that, since I am the Duke of Mania, I should get the best possible price for everything.

What? Offer refused? You DARE refuse my price? I am your ruler! THIS IS TREASON! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS! YOU EXECUTION SHALL BE CARRIED OUT...

IMMEDIATELY

I don't believe I've ever even met the guy who lives here. I should probably visit and see if the law needs to solve any "problems" here, too.

I find the guy upstairs, hitting a boat over and over again with an axe.

...What?

What?

WHAT?

...There are so many things wrong with this sentence that I don't even know where to begin...

How...What...Why...

...GAH, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Tove the Unrestful, for the crime of making no daisies sense and asking me to get some useless crap for you, your punishment is...

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

For some reason, he has Sontaire's key on his corpse. You know, the store owner that was hitting on me earlier.

I guess that he wasn't entirely "unrestful", if you know what I mean.

Well, I've mur- I mean, executed, everyone in Bliss except the Smith (who is considered essential and thus unkillable) and the Golden Saints (who respawn anyway).

I am such a good leader

Nejdii · Post by **Nejdii** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:47 pm

IMMEDIATE EXECUTION

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:45 pm

Charlie Manhuge for president 2012

Nejdii · Post by **Nejdii** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:49 pm

I'd vote for him

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:55 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:Charlie Manhuge for president 2012

Something to believe in...
Punching bitches in the face.

Sleuth · Post by **Sleuth** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:57 pm

My vote is for Charlie Manhuge. Making the world a better place, one murder at a time.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:57 pm

Sleuth wrote:My vote is for Charlie Manhuge. Making the world a better place, one murder at a time.

Topazshot88 · Post by **Topazshot88** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:29 pm

The next quest should be an interesting one.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:47 pm

Charlie Manhuge is a good politician because he actually gets things done. He gets things done personally, too. He doesn't bother with like an army or any of that shit.

I mean, yeah, what he is getting done is murdering people, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:59 pm

This was the best update ever.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:54 pm

Honestly I probably had the most fun making this update too.

Figuring out how to murder each and every person in Bliss without getting caught was interesting.