I head into the main part of the University and am immediately greeted with a dead body.
I used to think this place had high standards.
More disturbingly, this mage still has a dagger on their corpse.
Meaning, this body is not left over from that... incident... I caused, as I would have looted the dagger then.
This... raises more than a few questions. Then again, it
was an old lady. Maybe she had a heart attack or something.
The Punch Misers have to wait outside because
they are not part of the Mage's Guild because they are dumb stupid people who are dumb.
Hmm. I can't be a part of the Mage's Guild wearing this. I need something.... mage-y.
Aha! This is perfect!
I WILL BE THE COOLEST KID ON CAMPUS
Oh look, a few people conversing.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING THEY SHOULD BE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH LIKE MEN
Long story short I frenzied one guy and then things started to snowball a bit.
There is quite a bit of chaos and dying.
...I should start selling tickets to this sort of thing...
Why are you guys killing each other you weren't even frenzied
Stop not making sense
Oh well, with this much violence already, I may as well cause some more.
There is a lot of fighting over by this corner. I wonder why.
Oh, the Punch Misers are fighting amongst themselves again. I guess that must be getting everyone's attention.
They really need to stop doing that.
So, long story short, quite a few people were killed but none of them were me so I don't care.
Oh, would you look at that. They all had very valuable daggers, which was totally not the reason I made them all kill each other in the first place.
Well, they certainly won't be needing them anymore.
(heheheh)
Well, enough fun, time for the ..."Chironasium"... whatever the hell
that is.
Yeah, I seriously doubt that.
I pick Illusion, since my Illusion stat is higher than all my other ma
gic stats.
Awww.... no frenzy?
Oh well.
I'm sure paralysis will be just as fun!
Sounds good to me! I can't wait!
AND IT IS FOR 24 HOURS I WAIT
OBOY OBOY OBOY
NOW I CAN CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN
...But who to test it on...
...Hmmm...
PFFFFFTTTTTTBRAAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT WAS THE BEST
What? Hey, why are you trying to beat me to death with a mace? It was just a joke!
Okay, fine,
be that way!
Just know that
this is what happens to those that mess with
me!
Unfortunately, as much as I would love to beat this paralyzed man to death, I can't, as I would be kicked out of the Mage's Guild.
But I happen to know a few people who caaaaan
Man, the Punch Misers are just so daisies convenient sometimes.
I decide to take Delmar's white mage robes.
Just because.
There is a fight between a punch of essential mages and the punch misers.
I hate watching fights where nobody dies. I head off to go sell all those daggers I collected.
When I come back, I notice that Edgar, who owns that discount spell store, was apparently killed in the brawl.
I'd care but I am pretty sure I already bought every spell he had from him.
After all that death and chaos I caused, what do I get as punishment?
A PROMOTION
And with my new promotion, I get to... get books?
What?
Okay, fine, whatever.
However, before I go, I'm going to
MAKE A SPELL
I head into the spell-making place and-
YOU!
Your the one who kept
hitting on me!
JUST BE pop flyin' YOU ARE ESSENTIAL, OR YOU WOULD BE UNBELIEVABLY DEAD
Anyway, I make the spell.
It is a spell that makes everyone within a 30 foot radius of the target fall down.
I'M SURE IT WILL BE HILARIOUS.
...But where am I going to find a semi-large group of people to test it on?
...Hmmm...
OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS
Getting up already?
NOT ANYMORE
Uh... hey, you guys look pretty rustled off...
...sorry?
FUUUUUUUU
I actually manage to get them to accept my yield, but they then start taking out their frustration on each other.
I think my team may be the most dysfunctional one on earth.
