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Kupti Tranamo
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You get get rid of all the punch misers EXCEPT Martin. Also, I kindof look forward to Bioshock 3. I heard it's pretty good, but I've never played the first ones. Will it have spoilers in case I ever play the first ones? I think I know the basic story.
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Kupti Tranamo
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Maybe a cheat to make people non-essential?Decker wrote:He can't get rid of Jauffre if he tries to keep Martin. They both leave at the same time.Kupti Tranamo wrote:You get get rid of all the punch misers EXCEPT Martin.
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Kupti Tranamo
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Well, the grand-high-idiot wants me to get my next two Fighter's Guild missions from the two lesser-high-idiots.
I'll go to Cheydinhal first. Why? Because why the hell not
Oh, hey, you're that girl I rescued from those clearly evil villagers way back when! Good times, eh?
Oh, that reminds me, I still have to kill your mother for that shitty reward she gave me!
BE RIGHT BACK!
Well, no sense wasting any time, ma'am, let's get this over with.
...One punch.
...She went down...
...in one punch.
It wasn't a power attack, either. Just a normal, average, jab to the face. And it killed her. One hit.
I sure am impressive! (Because clearly nothing is tougher than brutally murdering an unarmed innocent woman)
Anyway, now that I have her out of the way, I'm going to talk to one of the lesser-high-idiots for my next mission
Sounds simple enough.
I head to the client's house, but entering the house would count as trespassing. I wait over a day for it to open up, but it doesn't. I eventually just decide to barge in.
I didn't detect any quotation marks around "pay a debt".
I'm guessing you aren't subtly implying you want me to kill someone.
Because I have no other choice, I ask what happened to her father.
How big is this debt, anyway? How bad could it be?
PPPFFFFFTTTT
1,000 gold? That's it? That. Is. Nothing.
Hell, I'll pay it for you. It would sure save me a lot of time. I've honestly plundered enough tombs that it's just no longer exciting for me, anyway.
It is only 1,000 gold.
That's only pocket change for me.
Any way you could repay me probably isn't worth my time.
BACK TO THE LOSER
I'm already rich.
I'm so rich that I don't even care about cheddar anymore.
I suppose I should go to Anvil, now that I've done this leader's chores.
What? You are bothering to send someone with me?
In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty much always accompanied by 5 or 6 experienced fighters. We even have a team name. Sure, they aren't exactly the most competent fighting force, but I'm competent enough to make up for it.
But, okay, I guess Maglir can come along too.
Hey! You are that guy I helped out earlier! The one who seemed to be the only other person on earth who realizes that the Fighter's Guild is made up of incompetent morons!
Pffff! Look for clues? Are you kidding? That ain't what we are going to be doing. We have better things to do. From now on, you are a member of...
THE PUNCH MISERS!
Because apparently this team isn't big enough!
...But, if I'm not going to do another Fighter's Guild mission, what should I do instead?
I think I have enough vampire dust to get back into the Mage's Guild. I guess I may as well head there.
You guys are really forgiving. I mean, I sort of caused a huge riot that resulted in the death of at least 20 Mage's Guild members. Sure, they were almost all generic-respawning types, but still.
Then again, the Fighter's Guild accepted me after I murdered each and every one of their non-respawning types. So I guess you aren't that bad in comparison.
Pfff. Sure you don't. That's why the only requirement to get back in and redeem myself you gave me was a simple chore.
Actually, I have staff already. It's the staff of Sheogorath. It sort of makes me a god whenever I'm in the Shivering Isles. Sure, it doesn't make me a god here, but I can still use it to freeze people in time.
I'm sure whatever stupid staff you give me will be completely redundant.
...I see you aren't about to change your mind.
...Okay, fine, I'll play along. Another staff might be nice, I guess. They are pretty much the only kind of weapon I'm okay with using other than fists, so at least they won't go to waste.
I head to the cave and- oh look a dead person and an angry necromancer
This is different
The necromancer, at least, had the decency to be carrying some decent stuff. I take the liberty of removing it from his dead body. It's not like he'll be needing it anymore.
Turns out that the dead person was one of the people I was supposed to talk to.
Huh.
The cave is full of necromancers.
None of them look particularly threatening.
Seriously, like half of these guys are elderly
OH NO AN OLD PERSON IS ATTACKING WHATEVER WILL A YOUNG FIT MAN LIKE ME DO (no offense Jauffre)
The cave exits into a grotto of some sort.
I'm assuming that dead body over there is the other person I was supposed to talk to.
Why are you talking to me
Yeah sure you will.
In the meantime, I'll just be looting your dead corpse.
You know, because you'll be dead.
It's a good comeback because it implies that I will be killing you, which is contrary to your statement, in which you implied that you will be killing me.
Get it? No? Screw you, then.
Whatever I'm just going to punch you until you are dead.
She dies very easily. However, she has two other necromancers with her that I still have to deal with.
They shouldn't be a problem-
What the hell!?
She... she just killed Nameless!
You bastard!
Although I must admit it is fairly impressive that you are still standing with all those arrows sticking out of you.
Eye for an eye, as they say. You know, I'm going to make it a point to murder each and every one of you necromancers, now. Just because I hate it when people kill Nameless.
Seriously though, Nameless, is you dying going to become a regular thing? I mean, it doesn't even really bother me anymore. This is like the, what, third time it's happened?
Anyway, I was right about the dead person being the other person I was supposed to talk to.
To be fair, I probably would have murdered them anyway once I was done getting the staff, so it isn't really that big a loss.
What's this? A suspicious chest surrounded by suspicious purple flames?
I wonder what could be inside!
Er... the wood for the staff, apparently.
When they said I would be getting the wood from a grotto, I expected that they meant I would get it from, you know, the trees.
But whatever fine apparently "making sense" is something for other people.
I'm finished here. BACK TO THE ARCANE UNIVERSITY WITH ME!
I can.
Dead people is something that happens all the time.
Especially when I am around.
Maybe they just don't like me.
Most people don't, now that I think about it.
You seem really pop flyin' despite this situation, by the way.
That's... a bit odd.
Well, okay.
...the hell is a "Chironasium"...?
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