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Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:22 pm

Charlie Manhuge's descendant will be very good at using his fists but will be able to use a gun when necessary, too.

I'm not stupid enough to really try to play Fallout 3 with only fists.

Just mostly fists.

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:55 pm

Zink wrote:Charlie Manhuge's descendant will be very good at using his fists but will be able to use a gun when necessary, too.

I'm not stupid enough to really try to play Fallout 3 with only fists.

Just mostly fists.

Fist-fight a behemoth

Only then will you truly be a man

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:52 pm

Zink wrote:Charlie Manhuge's descendant will be very good at using his fists but will be able to use a gun when necessary, too.

I'm not stupid enough to really try to play Fallout 3 with only fists.

Just mostly fists.

Um, In Fallout 3, fist are arguably the 2nd best choice to use. You can 1-hit raiders by about lvl 5 and Deathclaw gauntlet has one of the highest critical multipliers in game.

You don't need guns.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:03 pm

Badfish wrote:
Zink wrote:Charlie Manhuge's descendant will be very good at using his fists but will be able to use a gun when necessary, too.

I'm not stupid enough to really try to play Fallout 3 with only fists.

Just mostly fists.
Um, In Fallout 3, fist are arguably the 2nd best choice to use. You can 1-hit raiders by about lvl 5 and Deathclaw gauntlet has one of the highest critical multipliers in game.

You don't need guns.

I'd like to see you punch a Behemoth to death

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKNjG6mM3sQ

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:07 pm

I was being sarcastic D:

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:09 pm

Badfish wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKNjG6mM3sQ

My life

It is complete

Nancymaker · Post by **Nancymaker** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:23 pm

Charlie seems to punch most people to death upon meeting them... I REALLY can't imagine him settling down to live with anyone, and he doesn't seem the type to go for... Unconsensual sex. Are you going to have a story arc where he falls in love and retires his fists for good? Or is his "descendant" gonna be some kind of genetic mutated clone or some other crazy shit?
Oh! And will he be evil, or will they be Fists of Righteousness?

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:28 pm

Maybe he had less homicidal siblings or something that had children I don't know

Also, he won't be "evil", per se, but he will have a really strange sense of honor that, in the end, ends up doing more harm than good. (For example, if he decides, to blow up megaton, he will decide that it would be unfair to just sneak up the bomb and arm it, and will instead leave the city and proceed to fight his way to the bomb killing everyone in his way, because at least that way they have a chance to defend themselves.

That sort of thing.

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:29 pm

Sounds good. But, will he still punch someone to death because they called him a name?

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:37 pm

I was just digging through my quest log and hey look what I found.

...Actually, I don't think I ever took a screenshot of when I got this quest. I think I was walking to a town (back before I started abusing fast-travel like I do now) and some guy asked me for help with goblins. I don't think I thought it important enough at the time to bother taking a screenshot.

OH WELL IT IS IMPORTANT NOW

I head to the camp and talk to a person.

A goblin war, you say?

Can I watch?

Oh man, I hate diplomacy.

The only diplomacy I'm good at is making so that two disagreeing parts can't fight anymore.

So apparently one tribe stole a special head from another tribe.

...Goblins are weird.

Ugghhhh that sounds boring and like a lot of work

...The hard way?

That sounds much more interesting! Let me here it!

I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER

So I can either give back a stupid staff or make an entire tribe descend into anarchy?

WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK I AM GOING TO CHOSE!?

I reach the cave.

There are goblins.

How amazing.

The cave looks like every other cave.

Except this one is more brightly lit, of course.

What's this? A goblin?

It shan't escape!

Running off to converse with your friend, eh?

That shall be of no help to you! Have at thee!

Wait what

Why aren't you guys fighting back

I am punching you in the face

Stop standing there doing nothing

Fight back

WHY WON'T YOU FIGHT BACK

Seriously I am killing you with my bare hands

THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU JUST IGNORE

Wow. I just killed both of them and they just stood and did nothing.

They didn't even try to run.

...Goblins are pathetic.

Deeper in the cave, however, we come across goblins that are must less passive about the whole "getting beaten to death" thing.

Still doesn't stop them from dying, though.

Aha! The shaman!

I SHALL SLAY... her?

Wow, that was one hell of a battle! Goblins, spells, and Punch Misers everywhere! I almost thought we were going to lose a Punch Miser in that one!

You doing okay there, Reynald?

Uh, okay... Reynald's trousers... I'll keep that in mind...

HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT THAT IS A LOT OF HEALING POTIONS!

I am glad I chose to kill the shaman even more now!

Anyway, I head back to the camp and tell them that the war is over because one of the tribes is busy collapsing into anarchy

My reward is a "thank you".

For some reason I am not surprised.

Okay.

I probably will forget to do that.

Mostly because I don't really care.

WHAT ADVENTURES SHALL I EMBARK ON NEXT?

Eh, I suppose I can help that one guy's sons out.

That seems interesting enough.

I head to Weynan Priory.

That must be one of the sons, over near that dead body.

...Wait, is that body still left over from when I finally brought Martin here? Wow, they really need to get someone to clean these streets every once in a while.

My personal stake is that I like killing things.

That is a good enough stake for me.

Okay.

I decide to go talk to the other son.

Geez, okay, calm down, seriously.

AND SO WE HEAD TO THE-

Wait where the hell is that Dark Brotherhood guy I told to follow me around?

He was there when I was killing those goblins earlier.

Oh well. I guess he chickened out. I suppose I really shouldn't have expected more from a dark brotherhood member.

What's this?

Vegetables?

I SHALL STEAL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

YES

THE CROPS

THEY SHALL BE MINE

What? Goblins?

Pfff, other people can deal with those. I've got crops to steal.

Haha, I feel like a crow!

...Because crows steal crops, you see. Or was that bunnies? Well, whatever it is, I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THEM NOW!

Dammit goblin why are you getting all up in my grill can't you see I am stealing crops?

I must punish you with DEATH.

Well, I'm all done swiping the crops!

Oh hey all the goblins are dead.

That's nice for them I guess.

Yes yes, good for you.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to make like a million fatigue potions out of your crops to get my alchemy skill up.

Also I need to go to Chorrol to get a reward from your dad.

Oh, look who decided to finally show up! What's wrong? Afraid of a few goblins? Wimp!

Yes. Yes I did.

He gives me an enchanted sword. I'll probably just sell it.

It's nice that I'm getting all the credit for this despite the fact all I did was take all of his crops.

...In fact, I'm probably worse than the goblins in that sense.

OH WELL, NOT MY PROBLEM.

Falconer Lombard · Post by **Falconer Lombard** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:40 pm

Well there's gonna be Fallout New Vegas pretty soon. Whole new world maybe?

EDIT: Ninja update is ninja

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:43 pm

Oh yeah, Fallout: New Vegas would make a much more interesting LP than Fallout 3.

Kupti Tranamo · Post by **Kupti Tranamo** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:58 pm

It's not a fight if the enemy doesn't fight back... Stupid goblins.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:26 am

Goblins are weird.