AWKWARD ZOMBIE

1. holding a sword
2. holding a bow
3. not being a dick

Oh! lemme try:

1. Not hitting things with his fists
2. Being around bears
3. what Fooflyer said

oh i forgot about the bears
nice pickup

I dunno, would he rather hold a sword before he encountered underwater bears again?

He's used a bow before.

Fairly recently, actually.

But he did not use the bow to kill someone, which is entirely different.

The bow was basically a giant key slingshot.

Likes:
1. His fists
2. Murdering people
3. When his minions swarm

Dislikes:
1. Wielding a blade
2. Bears, underwater ones specifically
3. When his minions turn on him (Martin's kind of a dick)

More like:

Likes:
1. Murdering people with his fists
2. Watching frenzied civilians slaughter each other
3. Swarming minions.


The dislike one is fine if you switch around "wielding a blade" and "Bears".

Nothing is worse than bears, man.

Zink wrote:Nothing is worse than bears, man.

I KNEW IT

I asked on the last page if he would rather wield a blade before encountering more bears but you didn't respond so I figured I was wrong. :c

WHAT IS THIS HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT THE USERNAME THAT BROUGHT UP THE "LEAST FAVORITE THINGS" THING IS "DEATH OF RODENTS"

SAM YOU RAPSCALLION, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME BEFORE YOU GO JOINING FORUMS LIKE THIS

ALSO YOUR AVATAR IS BROKEN.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

need an update here

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fixed

amazing

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT


So, I was just browsing some sites, seeing what was going on for April Fools Day, and apparently one of them thought that a great April Fools joke would be to give me a fucking virus that would wipe everything on my fucking harddrive

I never backed up my fucking saves

So, fuck, unless I can perfectly recreate every single daisies thing I've done so far in Oblivion (pretty much impossible) the adventures of Charlie Manhuge in Oblivion pretty much end here

I know you probably don't believe this, since it is April Fools Day, but DAMMIT I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS THIS FUCKING VIRUS ACTUALLY HAPPENED BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS

...Surprisingly, I'm actually not all that angry right now, but that's probably because the true realization of this hasn't really hit me yet. Before it does and I start completely flipping out, let's decide our next course of action. Now, I really like making LP's, so I'm definitely still going to work on one. Just... not an Oblivion one. Either Morrowind or Fallout 3. I'm giving the choice to you guys,.

Fallout 3 (I like this one please pick this)

or

Morrowind (This game hates me and I would rather not have to deal with it, although if you guys insist, I will).

The Fallout 3 one would star a descendant of Charlie Manhuge and the Morrowind one would just have Charlie Manhuge again (yes I know that creates timeline issues shut up).

Choose

oh shit zink, i'm so sorry to hear that. i'd vote for fallout 3.