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I know rightChinmaster wrote:The rigid guard might have been the greatest thing I've seen in my life
I feel bad for anyone who wasn't watching the livestream and didn't see it actually happen live.
But hey I have it recorded so people can go and watch the recording if they missed it.
AND THEY SHOULD
I WAS NOT AWARE YOU WERE BROADCASTING IT D:Zink wrote:I know rightChinmaster wrote:The rigid guard might have been the greatest thing I've seen in my life
I feel bad for anyone who wasn't watching the livestream and didn't see it actually happen live.
But hey I have it recorded so people can go and watch the recording if they missed it.
AND THEY SHOULD
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If it has the power to strike your name from history (his wife forgot his goddamn face and name when they were only apart for ten years), I'm pretty sure it has the power to make people assume the Gray Fox was always female/make your character appear male.
In other words, the best explanation is "A WIZARD DID IT."
In other words, the best explanation is "A WIZARD DID IT."
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Well, now that my identity has been revealed, I should probably change back into my classic armor.
There we go.
I feel like going helmet/crown-less for a while. After all, I'm so powered up that a helmet is pretty much unnecessary,and this way we can see my face more easily.
Hey, Martin. Remember how, months ago, I mentioned something about going to Weynon Priory? You know, it's sort of the reason you have been following me all this time?
Well, guess what. It's your lucky day, because that's where we are going
That's the spirit!
Man, I'm going to miss Martin a little bit. He made a good meatshield.
There's Weynon Priory.
Odd, there appears to be a man running for his life away from one of those red power-ranger guys I fought all the way back when the emperor got murdered.
This is a very surprising turn of events.
They are? Well, that isn't very nice of them.
So, what happened?
I don't know who that is.
I don't really care, either.
In fact, I don't really care about... well, you.
I'm probably just gonna let you die.
Uh-huh.
I see.
Well, I'll deal with them I guess. But only because they are in my way.
Where's Jaffre, anyway? I sort of need to take my sidekick here to see him. He's the son of the emperor or some shit like that. I wasn't really paying attention, and I've sort of been procrastinating for months so I can't even remember what I did listen to.
Praying? Huh. How typical of a monk.
Well, you run away then, little girl. Let a real man handle this.
Man, I haven't fought these guys since... since...
...Since my adventure started, actually...
Wow.
I thought they were weak then but now that I am all powered up they seem even worse.
They are pathetic.
See my health bar there? That was my health when the battle ended I didn't heal or anything. I wasn't even fighting that hard because I was trying to take screenshots, too.
...How the hell did these guys manage to kill the emperor again?
Oh, right. Incompetent guards. I forgot.
This must have been that Prior Maberal guy the wimp-man mentioned.
I still don't know who this guy is, nor do I care.
I spot another red power ranger.
She appears to be fighting a goat or sheep of some sort.
Holy shit, she really doesn't like that sheep. She just keeps chasing it down and hitting it with a mace.
She really should have realized she had more important things to worry about.
I enter the chapel and- Holy crap that is not praying like a wimp that is fighting off several opponents singlehandedly with a giant katana.
Jauffre is actually pretty badass.
Martin and I join the fight.
Jauffre seems perfectly capable of slaughtering them on his own, though.
Soon they are all dead.
I now have tons of respect for Jauffre.
Dude. I don't care.
Here's your heir or whatever. My job is done, right? I'll just be-
...Oh, okay, whatever. I guess I can go check with you, but only because you are badass, alright?
Oh, by the way, a mentioned a little while ago (I can't remember where) that my infamy was only 40 because I thought that was the max.
It turns out I was entirely wrong about that
It turns out the secret room is disguised as a cupboard.
That makes for a pretty horrible secret room considering that the intruders will probably open the "cupboard" while searching for what they are looking for anyway.
See? I told you it was horrible.
Why would they need to "learn of" Martin's survival? He's sort of essential. He doesn't know how to die!
Oh boy, another pointless destination.
Hey, wait...
...Both Jauffre and Martin are following me...
...Hmmmm...
Well, off we go to Not-Cloud-Ruler-Temple! It's always nice to have a new addition to the Punch Misers!
We head to Chorrol, where we-
Hey, wait, Martin, Jauffre, what are you guys doing over there?
A red power ranger? Here? In Chorrol?
...Meh, I'd go help but Jauffre, that guard, and Martin (who is attacking from a distance) seem to have it covered.
Wow. Eugal Belette, some guy that I think I maybe talked to once, was a Mythic Dawn agent this whole time.
What a twist
I head into some crappy inn. Apparently, this where those brothers I accidentally reunited are. I may as well see what they have to say. They probably have a reward for me.
They really do look similar. No wonder people thought they were the same person. They even wear the same clothing!
You are welcome.
Now, I'm assuming I get some sort of magical item or something, right? I hope it is something that is actually useful!
What?
Why do you think I care? Why the hell did you name your house anyway?
Yeah, Ogres are sort of jerks like that.
They generally try to punch me to death for no reason. Which I hate.
...I guess that's pretty hypocritical of me...
Wait, if ogres are cannibals, wouldn't that imply that they eat members of their own species?
You don't look ogre. Even part ogre. So I really doubt your mother and brother were ogres.
Fine, fine. I don't have anything better to do.
Where is it, exactly?
Oh, wow, how specific.
THANKS FOR NOTHING
Thankfully, Jauffre seems to know someone who can help me.
He is really useful.
I manage to track her down and-
-YOU
I remember you! You bastard! You were one of the citizens that attacked me all that time ago in Chorrol! Back when I was weak and naive, and couldn't even take down a few guards!
I had to flee town on a stolen horse because of you! And the horse died! That battle set off a chain of events that left me a wanted man for much longer than I'd prefer!.
I have the perfect revenge planned for you...
Not before I have her mark Weatherleah on my map, though.
Now for revenge.
I'll show her what it is like to have an entire town out to kill you.
Enjoy being cut down by guards in your spell-induced frenzy.
Ah, revenge is sweet.
No use running, friend. The entire town wants you dead. It'll take a miracle for you to make it to the gates alive.
She almost makes it, but is hit with an arrow and killed.
Wait, what's happening over there?
Holy crap, everyone is fighting!
Everyone is trying to kill each other!
What have I done?
What have I dooooooooone!
For god's sake, there are guards trying to murder an unarmed woman!
I mean, yeah, I do that all the time, but I'm supposed to be a jerk like that! You'd imagine guards would be above assaulting innocent women, but whoops I guess I thought too highly of them.
It is sort of impressive she managed to knock one of them down, though. Even though it did little-to-no damage.
Holy shit, Martin and Jauffre are fighting to the death!
HOW DID ALL OF THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?
Oh my god, a guard just shot that woman in the back and killed her while she was fleeing in fear.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's kind of a dick move.
YOU ARE A VERY BAD GUARD
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NOT-MURDERER NOT THE MURDERER
I DIDN'T EVEN USE FRENZY ON HER OR ANYTHING
Oh my god now the guards are fighting to the death what is this I only casted a frenzy spell on one person why is everyone trying to kill each other.
...You know, the one on the left is probably like one of those bad cops that doesn't play by the rules while the one on the right is probably like a really nice gentlemanly sort of guy who is disgusted at the concept of so much as slapping a woman or something. So, the one on the right is probably all like "DUDE WHAT WHY YOU KILL INNOCENT WOMAN LIKE THAT" and the one on the left is all like "SHE WAS CREATING A DISTURBANCE, I WAS DOING MY JOB" and so the one on the right is all like "I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOUR ACTIONS MANY TIMES, BUT THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP AND PROTECT THE CITIZENS, NOT SLAUGHTER THEM! I SHALL TAKE YOU DOWN" and then the one on the left is all like "YOU ALWAYS WERE TOO SOFT. COME ON THEN, HAVE AT THEE!"
And then they fight to the death over their morals.
...Or maybe they are just some incompetent, stupid guards whose only response to something unusual is to hit it until it dies. That seems far more likely, now that I think about it.
Anyway, soon one of the guards is dead.
...I think the chaos is over now.
...
THAT
WAS
AWESOME
Hey, the woman that was brutally murdered by the guards is the wife of that man who has brutally murdered by the guards after I hit him with a fireball all that time ago!
I guess getting brutally murdered by guards for no reason is like the Bruiant curse or something.
I don't know who the hell this guy is, but he's dead now.
Good riddance, I say!
There's a bunch of dead guards everywhere, too.
And, like the cherry on the top on a murder-flavored sundae, the woman I wanted revenge against is also dead.
This is a good day
I see Martin and Jauffre have stopped trying to kill each other.
It's sort of nice to know that Martin likes to attack all members of his team, not just me.
Man, look at those dogs just staring at their dead master.
That is sort of depressing.
I decide to kill the dogs in order to make everything all better
Man, this is awesome! A ton of people are dead and I only had to cast one frenzy spell to cause it all! I just had to sit back and watch the show! I really wish something like that would happen more oft-
Casta Scribonia, author of "Women Gone Wild" (I kid you not)! I seem to remember you being one of the first citizens to attack me during that giant fight with the guards!
Same offence, same revenge!
Unfortunately, there is no enormous fight like last time, just one guard coming in to kill the insane lady.
That is a disappointment.
Weatherleah doesn't seem to be that far.
Lucky for me, there is a town that I can fast-travel to nearby. I'll just head there.
Hey, it's that one town full of obviously evil citizens I had to rescue that Argonian girl from all those years ago!
This update has just been one big trip down nostalgia lane, hasn't it?
I wonder how that one guy I left alive is doing.
What did you just say!?
I let you live just because you weren't a jerk like everyone else! Well, fine! Be a jerk like all your dead friends! I'll make sure that isn't your only similarity with them!
Here, have a frenzy spell. My companions will take care of you.
What no you aren't supposed to run away get back here.
I chase him down and he runs into his home.
I follow him in and kill him. I do it right in front of Martin and Jauffre and they don't even care. I don't even get a bounty or anything.
Neat.
As I leave the city, we are attacked by one of those big-eyed club-wielding fellows that lived underground. I guess there was one still alive.
I fix that little problem.
This must be Weatherleah.
It is indeed overrun with ogres.
Very aggressive ogres.
They take a lot of hits, but they aren't too tough. The Punch Misers are able to easily take them down.
Well, every ogre within a hundred yard radius is dead. I'd better go talk to those brothers again.
They apparently want me to take them to Weatherleah.
What a pain...
Some old guy goes up to them and asks them for help with his sons or something.
I should probably see what the old guy wants if I have time, someday.
Hey... both the brothers are following me...
...And they are both essential...
...Hmmmm...
Well, guys, we have a long journey to not-Weatherleah! It's always nice to have a few more recruits for the elite team of the Punch Misers
There we go.
I feel like going helmet/crown-less for a while. After all, I'm so powered up that a helmet is pretty much unnecessary,and this way we can see my face more easily.
Hey, Martin. Remember how, months ago, I mentioned something about going to Weynon Priory? You know, it's sort of the reason you have been following me all this time?
Well, guess what. It's your lucky day, because that's where we are going
That's the spirit!
Man, I'm going to miss Martin a little bit. He made a good meatshield.
There's Weynon Priory.
Odd, there appears to be a man running for his life away from one of those red power-ranger guys I fought all the way back when the emperor got murdered.
This is a very surprising turn of events.
They are? Well, that isn't very nice of them.
So, what happened?
I don't know who that is.
I don't really care, either.
In fact, I don't really care about... well, you.
I'm probably just gonna let you die.
Uh-huh.
I see.
Well, I'll deal with them I guess. But only because they are in my way.
Where's Jaffre, anyway? I sort of need to take my sidekick here to see him. He's the son of the emperor or some shit like that. I wasn't really paying attention, and I've sort of been procrastinating for months so I can't even remember what I did listen to.
Praying? Huh. How typical of a monk.
Well, you run away then, little girl. Let a real man handle this.
Man, I haven't fought these guys since... since...
...Since my adventure started, actually...
Wow.
I thought they were weak then but now that I am all powered up they seem even worse.
They are pathetic.
See my health bar there? That was my health when the battle ended I didn't heal or anything. I wasn't even fighting that hard because I was trying to take screenshots, too.
...How the hell did these guys manage to kill the emperor again?
Oh, right. Incompetent guards. I forgot.
This must have been that Prior Maberal guy the wimp-man mentioned.
I still don't know who this guy is, nor do I care.
I spot another red power ranger.
She appears to be fighting a goat or sheep of some sort.
Holy shit, she really doesn't like that sheep. She just keeps chasing it down and hitting it with a mace.
She really should have realized she had more important things to worry about.
I enter the chapel and- Holy crap that is not praying like a wimp that is fighting off several opponents singlehandedly with a giant katana.
Jauffre is actually pretty badass.
Martin and I join the fight.
Jauffre seems perfectly capable of slaughtering them on his own, though.
Soon they are all dead.
I now have tons of respect for Jauffre.
Dude. I don't care.
Here's your heir or whatever. My job is done, right? I'll just be-
...Oh, okay, whatever. I guess I can go check with you, but only because you are badass, alright?
Oh, by the way, a mentioned a little while ago (I can't remember where) that my infamy was only 40 because I thought that was the max.
It turns out I was entirely wrong about that
It turns out the secret room is disguised as a cupboard.
That makes for a pretty horrible secret room considering that the intruders will probably open the "cupboard" while searching for what they are looking for anyway.
See? I told you it was horrible.
Why would they need to "learn of" Martin's survival? He's sort of essential. He doesn't know how to die!
Oh boy, another pointless destination.
Hey, wait...
...Both Jauffre and Martin are following me...
...Hmmmm...
Well, off we go to Not-Cloud-Ruler-Temple! It's always nice to have a new addition to the Punch Misers!
We head to Chorrol, where we-
Hey, wait, Martin, Jauffre, what are you guys doing over there?
A red power ranger? Here? In Chorrol?
...Meh, I'd go help but Jauffre, that guard, and Martin (who is attacking from a distance) seem to have it covered.
Wow. Eugal Belette, some guy that I think I maybe talked to once, was a Mythic Dawn agent this whole time.
What a twist
I head into some crappy inn. Apparently, this where those brothers I accidentally reunited are. I may as well see what they have to say. They probably have a reward for me.
They really do look similar. No wonder people thought they were the same person. They even wear the same clothing!
You are welcome.
Now, I'm assuming I get some sort of magical item or something, right? I hope it is something that is actually useful!
What?
Why do you think I care? Why the hell did you name your house anyway?
Yeah, Ogres are sort of jerks like that.
They generally try to punch me to death for no reason. Which I hate.
...I guess that's pretty hypocritical of me...
Wait, if ogres are cannibals, wouldn't that imply that they eat members of their own species?
You don't look ogre. Even part ogre. So I really doubt your mother and brother were ogres.
Fine, fine. I don't have anything better to do.
Where is it, exactly?
Oh, wow, how specific.
THANKS FOR NOTHING
Thankfully, Jauffre seems to know someone who can help me.
He is really useful.
I manage to track her down and-
-YOU
I remember you! You bastard! You were one of the citizens that attacked me all that time ago in Chorrol! Back when I was weak and naive, and couldn't even take down a few guards!
I had to flee town on a stolen horse because of you! And the horse died! That battle set off a chain of events that left me a wanted man for much longer than I'd prefer!.
I have the perfect revenge planned for you...
Not before I have her mark Weatherleah on my map, though.
Now for revenge.
I'll show her what it is like to have an entire town out to kill you.
Enjoy being cut down by guards in your spell-induced frenzy.
Ah, revenge is sweet.
No use running, friend. The entire town wants you dead. It'll take a miracle for you to make it to the gates alive.
She almost makes it, but is hit with an arrow and killed.
Wait, what's happening over there?
Holy crap, everyone is fighting!
Everyone is trying to kill each other!
What have I done?
What have I dooooooooone!
For god's sake, there are guards trying to murder an unarmed woman!
I mean, yeah, I do that all the time, but I'm supposed to be a jerk like that! You'd imagine guards would be above assaulting innocent women, but whoops I guess I thought too highly of them.
It is sort of impressive she managed to knock one of them down, though. Even though it did little-to-no damage.
Holy shit, Martin and Jauffre are fighting to the death!
HOW DID ALL OF THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?
Oh my god, a guard just shot that woman in the back and killed her while she was fleeing in fear.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's kind of a dick move.
YOU ARE A VERY BAD GUARD
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NOT-MURDERER NOT THE MURDERER
I DIDN'T EVEN USE FRENZY ON HER OR ANYTHING
Oh my god now the guards are fighting to the death what is this I only casted a frenzy spell on one person why is everyone trying to kill each other.
...You know, the one on the left is probably like one of those bad cops that doesn't play by the rules while the one on the right is probably like a really nice gentlemanly sort of guy who is disgusted at the concept of so much as slapping a woman or something. So, the one on the right is probably all like "DUDE WHAT WHY YOU KILL INNOCENT WOMAN LIKE THAT" and the one on the left is all like "SHE WAS CREATING A DISTURBANCE, I WAS DOING MY JOB" and so the one on the right is all like "I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOUR ACTIONS MANY TIMES, BUT THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP AND PROTECT THE CITIZENS, NOT SLAUGHTER THEM! I SHALL TAKE YOU DOWN" and then the one on the left is all like "YOU ALWAYS WERE TOO SOFT. COME ON THEN, HAVE AT THEE!"
And then they fight to the death over their morals.
...Or maybe they are just some incompetent, stupid guards whose only response to something unusual is to hit it until it dies. That seems far more likely, now that I think about it.
Anyway, soon one of the guards is dead.
...I think the chaos is over now.
...
THAT
WAS
AWESOME
Hey, the woman that was brutally murdered by the guards is the wife of that man who has brutally murdered by the guards after I hit him with a fireball all that time ago!
I guess getting brutally murdered by guards for no reason is like the Bruiant curse or something.
I don't know who the hell this guy is, but he's dead now.
Good riddance, I say!
There's a bunch of dead guards everywhere, too.
And, like the cherry on the top on a murder-flavored sundae, the woman I wanted revenge against is also dead.
This is a good day
I see Martin and Jauffre have stopped trying to kill each other.
It's sort of nice to know that Martin likes to attack all members of his team, not just me.
Man, look at those dogs just staring at their dead master.
That is sort of depressing.
I decide to kill the dogs in order to make everything all better
Man, this is awesome! A ton of people are dead and I only had to cast one frenzy spell to cause it all! I just had to sit back and watch the show! I really wish something like that would happen more oft-
Casta Scribonia, author of "Women Gone Wild" (I kid you not)! I seem to remember you being one of the first citizens to attack me during that giant fight with the guards!
Same offence, same revenge!
Unfortunately, there is no enormous fight like last time, just one guard coming in to kill the insane lady.
That is a disappointment.
Weatherleah doesn't seem to be that far.
Lucky for me, there is a town that I can fast-travel to nearby. I'll just head there.
Hey, it's that one town full of obviously evil citizens I had to rescue that Argonian girl from all those years ago!
This update has just been one big trip down nostalgia lane, hasn't it?
I wonder how that one guy I left alive is doing.
What did you just say!?
I let you live just because you weren't a jerk like everyone else! Well, fine! Be a jerk like all your dead friends! I'll make sure that isn't your only similarity with them!
Here, have a frenzy spell. My companions will take care of you.
What no you aren't supposed to run away get back here.
I chase him down and he runs into his home.
I follow him in and kill him. I do it right in front of Martin and Jauffre and they don't even care. I don't even get a bounty or anything.
Neat.
As I leave the city, we are attacked by one of those big-eyed club-wielding fellows that lived underground. I guess there was one still alive.
I fix that little problem.
This must be Weatherleah.
It is indeed overrun with ogres.
Very aggressive ogres.
They take a lot of hits, but they aren't too tough. The Punch Misers are able to easily take them down.
Well, every ogre within a hundred yard radius is dead. I'd better go talk to those brothers again.
They apparently want me to take them to Weatherleah.
What a pain...
Some old guy goes up to them and asks them for help with his sons or something.
I should probably see what the old guy wants if I have time, someday.
Hey... both the brothers are following me...
...And they are both essential...
...Hmmmm...
Well, guys, we have a long journey to not-Weatherleah! It's always nice to have a few more recruits for the elite team of the Punch Misers
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