Welcome Now to OBLIVION! An Elder Scrolls Let's Play.

[Superior Bacon]

I have over 100 saves in Oblivion, and have only done the very first part of the quests (besides the tutorial).

ALL GUILD QUESTS. ALL THE TIME. :awesome:

[Zink]

OAGSIFJDIOSGHDAOSFJ


WHY IS MY BANDWIDTH STILL GONE

THIS

SHOULD

NOT

BE

daisies YOU PHOTOBUCKET GIVE ME MY BANDWIDTH BACK ALREADY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK YESTERDAY AND IT STILL ISN'T


OKAY THIS IS THE LAST STRAW COME ON MY FELLOW FOLLOWERS OF MANHUGE WE MUST RAGE WAR AGAINST OUR IMAGE HOSTING OPPRESSORS

WHO IS WITH ME

[Nancymaker]

WE SHALL RALLY BEHIND CHARLIE MANHUGE AND HIS CREATOR WHATEVER THEY DECIDE TO DO!

LET THE SEIGE BEGIN!

[BANANA]

I wish I didn't have to use Photobucket for everything


Oh well

[Durry]

I usually host my own pictures on my website, but a few days ago it bugged out for a couple of days.

I COULD'NT JUST LEAVE MY AVATAR AND SIGS BLANK!!

So I got photobucket and uploaded my sig/avatar that I now have.

The End. That is my story.


EDIT: SIDE NOTE: I've been here since page 86, and I've been the first post on four pages. I don't even try

[Zink]

Oh my god Photobucket has absolutely not REAL way to contact them whatsoever.

Why won't they give me back my bandwidth.

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

It was supposed to be back yesterday ARGHGHG

[Kupti Tranamo]

You should do this the manly way.... SSUUEE!!!! And then I could be a witness! :awesome:

[Mr. Mander]

Stupid Photobucket.

Even though I've never had a problem with you you are still stupid for messing with Zink's LP.

[Zink]

It turns out that they had a VERY WELL HIDDEN support e-mail.

I sent them an e-mail. It was both brief and polite.

IF WE ARE LUCKY THEY WILL RESPOND WITHIN THE YEAR

[Zink]

MY BANDWIDTH IS BACK


YAAAAAAAAAAAY


...I suppose I should actually get around to making that update I've been putting off for almost a week, now...

[Decker]

Yes you should

Bad Zink
Very bad

[Zink]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT!

THE "CRYSTALHEAD FISTMAN" HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN BRUMA. HE WILL MOST LIKELY END UP MURDERING HAVE THE RESIDENTS OF THE TOWN LIKE HE HAS WITH EVERY OTHER CITY HE'S BEEN IN.

IN OTHER NEWS, FAMED OUTLAW, HERO, AND MURDERER "CHARLIE MANHUGE" WENT ON A KILLING SPREE IN THE MAGE'S GUILD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE HAS BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE GUILD. SOURCES SAY THAT AT LEAST 10-20 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED.

...MAN, IT REALLY SUCKS THAT WE HAVE BOTH THESE MURDERERS AROUND. NORMALLY, WE ONLY HAVE ONE UNKILLABLE OUTLAW AT A TIME.

GODDAMN, THESE ARE SOME REALLY SUCKY TIMES WE LIVE IN.



My mind is finally starting to clear up from that skooma incident.

THAT IS A MISTAKE THAT I WON'T BE REPEATING.

Anyway, I finally decide to go see the Gray Fox. I hope he has a nice, fun, murderous mission for me!



... This... sounds familiar.

God daisies it Brethesda this better not be as similar to an earlier quest as the second Waterfront incident.



WOW

I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ROB BLIND OLD PEOPLE

THIS SOUNDS SO DIFFICULT



...When you say "advantage", are you referring to your penis?

Because it sure sounds like you are.



But... I'm robbing them. Won't the people guarding the stone technically be innocent?

Meh, I guess it doesn't matter. I was probably going to kill them all anyway.



The monastery is located kind of out of the way.

GOOD THING I HAS ME A HORSE



A HORSIE THAT LIKES TO JUMP



...Orrrr maybe not...

The impact of the fall "kills" Shadowmere. I fall off, but I land on a conveniently placed stone in the cliff wall.



daisies, look at her go.



She is really tumbling down that cliff.



That is quite a drop.

I kind of feel bad now.



Luckily, Shadowmere is soon back on her feet.

Somehow.



I jump down the cliff and rejoin my steed.

By the way, if you are wondering why I am not the Crystalhead Fistman right now, it is because I might have to interact with these monks first to get some info.

And having pleasant conversations with monks is not the kind of thing the Crystalhead Fistman should be seen doing.



Well, this is the place.



I wait until morning and talk to a monk.

There appears to be a total of three of them.



Apparently these monks are not blind.



Nor do they apparently know anything about the stone.

I'D BETTER USE SOME PERSUASION, AMIRITE?



Thereeeee we go.



INTERESTING

NOW HOW ABOUT THAT STONE



Dude, every single guard that has tried to arrest me recently has told me that my criminal exploits are well-known, and you think I'm trustworthy!?

Oh well, I'm not arguing.



MAGICAL POWERS!?

HOW UNBELIEVABLE


Seriously though what doesn't have magical powers in this game.



Wait, you are seriously going to just show me in?

...Okay then...




He takes me to a door in some strange looking catacombs.

Apparently, the blind monks are beyond that door.

I'll break in and get the stone. But first...



I've got some Crystalhead Fistman-ing to do.



Sorry about this, "dear friend", but the Crystalhead Fistman leaves no witnesses.



Oh you monks and your habit of praying. It makes it so easy to sneak up behind you and kill you.



Same goes for you, third not-blind monk.

Well, that's all of the not-blind-ers. TIME TO GET THAT STONE



It's dark in here.

Well, since these monks are all blind, I'd imagine I shouldn't have too much of a problem getting that stone...



Woah. For a blind person, this guy can fight pretty well.

...In fact, it almost seems as if they have they same A.I. as every other NPC, and no attempts were made to make them actually seem blind...

Oh, Brethesda, you little lazy company!



Not well enough, though.



Oh, hey, my intelligence is still down from that skooma incident.

Luckily, I have some "restore intelligence" potions on hand. Thus, the problem is easily remedied.



Godammit, monks, you are all old and blind. You should just sit still like good little blind people while I murder you and steal your magic rock.



PUNCHING BLIND OLD LADYS IN THE FACE

YEAH



Man, I was planning to murder every single monk in this monastery, but I wasn't planning to have to fight all of them.



One of the monks tries to run away.

At first, I figure it is because she knows she stands no chance against the Crystalhead Fistman.




However, it turns out she just ran to pick up one of her dead allies' swords.

Even though it was several rooms away.

And she has no way of seeing it because she is blind.

YEP, BRETHESDA, THESE MONKS DEFINITELY SEEM BLIND ALL RIGHT. I SEE YOU PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS A.I.



Man, these monks really have something against me.



At one point, I manage to paralyze one of the monks with a forward power attack.

In other words, I start punching a blind, old, paralyzed man to death.

I'm kind of a dick, now that I think about it.

Anyway, I head deeper in to the place and into a cave-like area.



WHAT'S THIS

A CLEARLY VISIBLE ROBE A FEW INCHES OFF THE GROUND



AS WELL AS SEVERAL MACES HANGING FROM THE CEILING

THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE AN OBVIOUS TRAP AT ALL



A little later I run into a room that fills with gas as the exits close behind me.



It would be quite a problem if it weren't for the fact there were several ropes hanging form the ceiling that easily opened the exits back up.

These monks really suck at traps.



Oh, wow.

That log right there.

It almost got within a foot of me.

Clearly, the monks knew exactly what they were doing. Maybe next time, they'll get within a few inches of me.



I soon stumble across a wraith

I find this surprising since wraiths are generally considered unholy while monks are generally considered holy.

It seems like a bit of a contradiction.



Oh, come on! Those spikes aren't even hidden! What, do you think someone is just going to say, "I THINK I WILL RANDOMLY CLOSE MY EYES WHILE I WALK DOWN THIS HALL" and then step on the spikes? Just because you guys are blind, doesn't mean everyone else is!



Ahh, that must be the stone on the pedestal thing to the right there.

Strangely, it is only the second most magical looking thing in the room. Maybe they should have put that magical red crystal of death somewhere else.

Well, anyway, here goes nothing.



YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW



Anyway, I kill the monk. That stupid red crystal keeps shooting spells at me, though, but there is nothing I can do about that.

I forgot to take a close up picture of the stone, but you can kind of see it here. It is the round white thing near the middle of the picture.



Anyway, nearby I find... a trapdoor?

Does this lead where I think it does?



GODDAMMIT!

I WAS RIGHT!

THERE WAS A SECRET PASSAGEWAY ALL ALONG

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY NICE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS EARLIER



Anyway, I head back to the Gray Fox. He complements me on my armory skill. That was nice of him.

Also, I just realized that, when the Gray Fox and I talk, both of us are wearing masks and both have no idea who the other person really is.

INTERESTING, RIGHT?



Yes.

Yes I do.

And I only had to murder everyone in an entire monastery to get it.



What.

Why would monks randomly have a stone like this.

What the hell would they want with it.

This does not compute.



OH NO, I KILLED SOME NOT-BLIND MONKS.

Strangely, he has no problem with all the blind monks I murdered.



Anyway, he says to be on the lookout for when another messenger of his might arrive.

I should probably head to the Imperial City if I want to get that message as fast as possible.

[WhiteCrestAngel]

Take note: Blind people shouldn't design death traps. =P

[Superior Bacon]

OH BOY MORE QUESTS





i miss oblivion

[Aranai]

Also take note: Apparently blind people don't count as people. At least in the Gray Fox's mind. That douche.