Ah yes, the white picket fence! Now that I have cut, I can actually get around that thing!
Still don't know why I can't just climb over though. Must be something to do with the fact that my arms and legs are so very tiny compared to my head.
You mean that Dodongo Dislikes Smoke?
You mean such things as "they're not worth catching" and "what kinda god thought floating spheres were scary?"
Shadows? You're a gym leader, afraid of
shadows?! Dear GODS!
Look, I know they're called ghosts, but they seriously aren't anything more than floating balls that smell bad! I'm sure even your Budew could beat them!
Mutter mumble... I should've cut down a tree right in front of her, just to piss her off!
Well... fuck, I have no Pokemon that can do such a thing. How peachy!
I know, lets evolve one of my two cocoon Pokemon! And then maybe they'll actually be useful in battle too!
The more people talk about fishing, the more I start thinking fishing is just a euphemism for sex.
Nothing suggestive about this match, nopers!
Ladies and gentlemen: the battle of the century! Perhaps if I can out-harden his Splash...
Oh yeah, I actually went through quite a lot of battles (read: 8 Magikarp) to evolve him. But they certainly weren't worth reporting (Magikarp can leap entire mountains. Yet they still suck profusely)
Fun fact: according to one of the Pokedex entries, Magikarp sucks so much that scientists actually did research as to
why it sucks to bad!
That was an unintentional side-effect. Awesome, nonetheless.
OH GODS MY WANG EXPLODED!
So far, every Pokemon minus Wukong that've evolved have caused their nickname to become entirely redundant. Damnit.
Well.... bollocks, that was a hefty waste of time!
Oh yeah, I forgot I had more than 6 Pokemon. Finally, the squirrel is put to use!
ITS A HOUSE! IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER HOUSE I'VE SEEN!
Seriously, why do people like living so far away from towns? Its not like there's no room or anything.
Ether? Out here? Geez, no wonder Ike had so much trouble fighting in my other RPG!
Finally! Now I can eat off of something!
If only I could eat...
Right... so I'm supposedly holding, right now, a
plate created at the dawn of the
universe.
"In the beginning, there was social manners..."
According to the RPGdictionary:
-Chateau - noun - an old, worn out building set nowhere near a city. Has a high chance of containing either a plot coupon or a rare bonus item.
-Old - adjective - haunted.
Man, this tablecloth is a mess! Whoever the owner of this place is must be a real sloth!
And most likely dead, too. But that's no excuse for a messy dining room!
They could've done with more Insect Plates.
Well geez, they've got a large kitchen and a palace-sized dining room, but the only actual food they have here is one piece of candy! What a cop-out!
Its a g-g-ghost! And n-n-now my voice recorder is s-s-skipping!
Man, isn't it nice to have your opponent half-kill themselves on their first move? Why couldn't Bidoofs be that cool?
Damnit, I'm at a crossroad in my mind. Do I eat the Gateau? I mean, on one side I'm absolutely guaranteed to die of food poisoning if I do; but on the other hand, it's cake. A cake that I got in a side-room. Those are always delicious. And I do have a plate now.
Oh wait, I'm still not able to eat anyway. Heck, this ginormous head doesn't even have a mouth! No wonder I had so much trouble talking.
The move is cool on my side, as it saves time; but the image of a Gastly sticking a nail straight through its own head is... disturbing.
Aaaand now Wukong's nearly dead. That is so not awesome.
An old notebook with something written in it? That can only mean one thing: cryptic foreshadowing to an event describing the past!
I CALLED IT!
Also, I have no idea what the hell that means. Anyone wanna take a guess?
Oh yay, more rooms! Five, to be precise!
Oh hey, apparently this Gastly must be a teenager!
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I collect plates now, y'know!
Oh god what, the giants have been defeated?
OH GODS WHAT WILL HOLD UP THE MOON NOW?!
Its... a room. An empty room. With absolutely nothing in it.
What kind of RPG is this anyway?
Although I feel like I'm being watched for some reason...
He gets more powerful with the passing of each day. And dozens of Pokemon slaughtered in them.
That item was just a substitute for an actually useful TM. At least that's my theory as to why such a cool place has such a crappy move.
But... but it's day. Wut?
Ah well, Wukong's gone done himself in again. I should've listened to Gardengirl when she said to watch out for sinister shadows!
In case of house becoming haunted, use puppies.
MORE EVOLUTION SCREENS! I'm rather tired of them at this point...
And, once again, the Pokemon's name becomes entirely meaningless. Such is the cost of evolving Pokemon I'll never use again....
Look, just because he's a stage three Pokemon doesn't mean she's any more useful than a level 5 Magikarp. Stupid bug Pokemon!
Fantastical. Now I'm not even able to switch out for a better Pokemon.
GO, MOTHULA! HARDEN THAT BASTARD TO A SECOND DEATH!
Or, die horribly.
Have I ever pointed out my distaste for bug Pokemon?
This television...
Its as if its a vengeful spirit...
Ever moment watching it is like a thousand years of torture...
Just a minute glance would wreck your brain for eons on end...
Which is to say, "Meet The Spartans" is on.
