AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh god.

Someone MUST make that when the SDK comes out.

Oh my god!Thats the best picture ever! :awesome:
haha
I have L4D,I would liek to pratice being the infected since I only tryed once and my friend wouldn't stop killing me.I shall be getting TF soon too.Fun times~!

It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262

If you wondering what happend some people in the facepunch form (Including Me) Edited the Game Files so we can have any guns on any class some people got it to work in mutiplayer when it was suppose to be in single player






http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm

Username wrote:

It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.

We have sounded the alert and released a quick fix for an exploit that some unscrupulous players were using to wield items on invalid classes. I have considered an appropriate punishment for the good-for-nothings responsible for this horrendous breach of conduct. Death, of course - but death is too good for disappointments such as these. Instead, their unlockable items have been removed for a month.

To the majority of you who did not see fit to cheat, you have my congratulations: I await the countless other ways you will inevitably disappoint me in the future.

Yours,
TF Announcer

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262

If you wondering what happend some people in the facepunch form (Including Me) Edited the Game Files so we can have any guns on any class some people got it to work in mutiplayer when it was suppose to be in single player






http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm

Oh mister sandman, bring me a dream, make him the cutest - that I've ever seen.

Save me, I'm addicted to this game. It's just so satisfying to backstabify people. I've yet to play with anyone in the group except Vrom.. I think.

Also, I've concluded that the backburner is retarded if you have the axtinguisher. Nothing can top the Pop n' Chop.

I joined. Not that any of you care. Just letting you know.

http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate ... nature.htm

That may have been the best way of announcing an update ever. I love how it stresses it reloads slowly.

Jesus christ that's awesome.

Update out

I'm a little disappointed about the Force-A-Nature's reload time. They said it would have a long reload time. It actually reloads very quickly, you just have to reload often. I feel ripped off!

Force-A-Nature works like a Sawed Off.

The scout for a whole bunch of new, class specific domination voice clips.


The best man won you bomb throwin drunk!

DROP DEAD AND GIVE ME TWENTY.

Snipe THAT you frikkin coward!

I am OWNING you, you fat, bald, bastard!

Whu-hoo-hooo, your gun shoots medicine. It's intimidatin.

You camped the whole time for THIS?!

Here's a blueprint for ya; MY booty!

Diagnosis? YOU SUCK!

I am OWNING you, you fat, bad, fatty fat...FAT FAT!

I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight.

There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!

DOMINATED, you shape-shiftin rat!

Hey-ey look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!

Depth perception pal, look into it!

Drink it in pal, that's how failure tastes!

Yeah, I dare ya, RAGEQUIT!

I will NEVER. STOP. KILLING YOU.

Yeah blow that up cyclops.

Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight.

Hey overalls! YOU SUCK.

I. HATE. DOCTORS!

I.EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES. I EAT EM ALL.

Next time eat a salad.

Hey lardfat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, DO THEY?!

REAL nice effort, deuschebag!

You if you didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin!

Repeat after me: mumumumum I'M DEAD.

Yeah nice moves, mumbles.

Yeah that fancy scope'a yours? I bet you got a REAL good view of my killin ya.

Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin your frikkin head in, huh?

Four hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, cheddar well spent.

Them two hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't HIT NOTHIN are they?

Nice hustle, tons-of-fun!

Today ain't your day, pancakes.

Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!

Hey here's something you can invent next time; DUCKING!

Here's somethin you shoulda built; a not-dying machine!

Where's your precious hippo-crates now?

It was a mercy killing, you live in a...camper van!

Disguise THAT!


Also, for anyone who doesn't read the update notes, spies can control what weapon their disguise is holding now. :awesome: