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Go Team Sassy!-Let's Play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon-Episode 2

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Episode One: Buzzfeed Personality Quiz: Which Pokemon Are You?

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What a lovely day in......generic Pokemon Land I guess.

Here we see Totodile sending his lover a heartfelt letter and also possibly nudes.

It's less steamy in this context because, as we all know, Totodile is always nude.

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Pelipper understands the implications and scurries off to deliver the letter and go home to drink.

Yes, today smells of a certain smell

The smell.....

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OF ADVENTURE

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Let's begin, shall we?

Welcome to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon!

Oh hey, there's Pelipper again! I guess Totodile has a thing for that Cubone.

That or Pelipper just made a horrifying mistake.

Anyways, call me Pendleton Ward because it is mother fucking adventure time.

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Oh god why does every Pokemon game start with me trapped in a dark room with a mysterious voice?

Am I dead?

Did I die and go to hell?

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OK so Purgatory at least.

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Oh god it IS hell.

Buzzfeed is here.

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I think I will have RNGesus answer for me actually.

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Lord be merciful with your answers.

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Oh shit

umm

IN FIVE YEARS I SEE MYSELF STILL OVERWEIGHT AND ALONE BUT I HAVE MY OWN APARTMENT?

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No, if anything I eat FASTER now I think.

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OK fine RNGesus I'll be a good person and turn it in.

GEEZ

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Only so I can pretend to get scared and grab my SO's butt for comfort

Incidentally I haven't been to a haunted house in years.

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Only a little and then I'll realize that putting water in a bucket for no reason is stupid and why the hell am I doing this

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Yeah I want to have FUN on my vacations. Alone, thank you very much.

Other people want to go do things that are different from the things I want to do and that SUCKS

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idk, mastur-

I mean

Hang around vacantly.

Yeah.

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Imagination is for the weak.

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HeheheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

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Well I do enjoy Sweet foods and don't really like Sour.

....That's a Pokemon joke, get on my level scrubs.

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The game tells me as I make this LP to avoid doing homework.

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Oh great RNGesus gave me a WORK ETHIC

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NOW this is starting to sound more like me IRL

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Yeah if you count "bailing on movie night three weeks in a row" as not showing up on time, STACY

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Yeah if you count "I had to eat that jumbo popcorn bowl by myself like an animal" as things not turning out as expected, STACY

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Hey lay off man, it makes me feel better!

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Oh fuck you, you don't know my life

Also hurry up already

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I am an angry ball of sass and I like it that way.

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Please be something cute please be something cute please be something cute

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I CAN LIVE WITH THIS

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Ideally Rihanna but that's a long sho-

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Oh.

That.

Welp, RNGesus says Treecko and I can live with that too.

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A sassy tree lizard to follow around a sassy cat?

I've got just the thing.

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You're welcome [CN]

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Quite bodaciously this time!

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AWW SHIT HERE WE GO

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OK MORE DARKNESS FIRST COOL

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Actually dreaming all day WOULD be my ideal adventure.

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Oh god YESSSSS perfect for napping

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.....LESS perfect for napping.

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If you're not here to sell me Girl Scout cookies leave me the hell alone

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The strange voice isn't saying anything but I still feel their presence.

Like my looming sense of existential dread.

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I'm not interested in finding Jesus or Xenu or the other Jesus or whatever thank you good-bye

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Oh god is it the fuzz

Maybe I SHOULD wake up.

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Officer I swear I can count backwards from 10 just let me sober up fir-

Oh.

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Yeah that's why I ALWAYS think when waking up.

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What is it with Pokemon games also carting me away while I'm peacefully sleeping?

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OK maybe I had one too many margaritas last night

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Hi Tate

You are a Treecko

And I can understand you

That must have been one HELL of a margarita.

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Oh god I didn't wander into a upstanding member of society convention did I?

We're both human beings right?

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That's what it says on my birth certificate.

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Come to think of it I do have an extra dangly-ball tail that I don't recall having before.

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What the hell did those margaritas HAVE in them?

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Time to make ALL the cat puns.

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I'm running out of alcohol jokes.

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Hey man you're a bipedal grass gecko let's not start throwing around the weird card.

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Oh god. The moment of truth for every black-out drunk.

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It's coming back to me......

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Yeah that's it.

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Something the matter green boy?

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Why you little-

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Gasp!

Is that the call to adventure I hear?

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IT'S TIME TO ROLL BITCHES

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Oh it's just a Butterfree

I-I mean what seems to be the problem?

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Hardcore!

I mean oh no.....

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Well daisies

Fissure is a one-hit KO move.

I'm sorry for your loss.

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OK but you have wings??????

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And Butterfree continue to be useless. Great.

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Have you never played a Pokemon game before?

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Earthquakes are the leading cause of Pokemon rage

It's a science fact.

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FLY

IN THERE

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Well I can't exactly leave Mom to have a panic attack over here.

Let's go get the little tyke.

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And we'll do so in the next episode!

Bye now!
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oooooohhhhh this is where the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon screenshots you sent me were from.
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Episode Two: Naturally Occurring Cave Stairs and Ice Cream

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Time to go rescue a tiny insect from dying.

Because apparently today is Opposite Day in Katieland.

Also I'm very sorry Tate but my safety takes priority over yours. You're a big boy, you can handle yourself.

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Aww, look at the cute lil sleeping Pidgey

He must be destroyed

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I am definitely appreciating the fact that things don't like to hit me now that I'm fucking adorable.

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Looks like Wurmple wants to eat shit next.

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Apparently this one isn't taken so easily to my feminine wiles.

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Also there was a Sunkern and he was unimportant and stupid.

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Psh, yeah right, I'm blowing this on ice cream the second we get out of here.

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I CAN FEEL THE POWER

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Jesus did I just say "giggle"?

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Tate got a little bit better at the weird lizard stuff he does, too.

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WHAT

No fair, I want to learn Absorb!

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You are dead to me.

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As we all know, caves have naturally occurring stairs.

It's a science fact.

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SUPER

HOT

SUPER

HOT

SUPER

HOT

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Assholes just never learn.

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Awwww shit now Tate can have an ice cream too!

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Another Sunkern eats the dust and nobody cares because nobody even likes Sunkern.

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OK baby Caterpie has fallen down at least two flights of stairs at this point, call a goddamn ambulance.

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Because we're Call of Duty up in this bitch.

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YOU MOTHERFU-

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zzzzMomstophittingmeI'llgetupinfivemoreminuteszzzzz

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Exeggcute forgot that I am at my most pissy and dangerous when someone interrupts my naps.

I'd overthrow the North Korean government if it meant I get another hour of sleep.

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MOTHERFUCKER I WAS GONNA TAKE THAT

Oh you are a dead worm.

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I'll just be taking that thank you very much

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So where's the naturally occurring wheelchair-accessible ramp, huh?

Someone didn't think through the architecture of this cave very well.

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Oh hey, it's alive!

Apparently Caterpie is immune to stairs, who knew!

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Oh god it's crying, I am no good with this.

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Oh god Tate take the wheel, I can't handle crying children

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That's right, listen to the reptile and come with us.

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Oh good lord it suffered brain damage on the way down the stairs.

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Yeah maybe lead with that next time.

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Let's ditch this hole already, I want my ice cream.

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We accept cash or credit.

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I'm sorry, that's OK?!?!?

Do you like risking your life with no compensation?

That's not how we do it in America(?)

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Actually yeah I am relieved we didn't find him as a little green goop as well.

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Well I guess networking is never a bad thing.

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AKA the weird one.

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AKA the cute, mysterious, and popular one that also has really good hair and lots of friends and suitors.

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I know right, I'm pretty much the best.

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Senpai will never notice you though.

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Nope. I am pulling the brakes on this fanboy right now.

I've seen The Incredibles, I know how this one goes.

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Oh what the hell, maybe a little praise isn't so bad.

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Stop giving me that look, Tate

I do have a conscience

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You're welcome but I still don't want your fan letters, just saying

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NOW we're talking

Hit me with that sweet payment

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Tate is about to open his mouth and say that we weren't actually promised an Oran Berry

I tell him to shut up and take it.

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Oh hell yes keep em coming

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Does this mean I can give Tate some sick burns and it won't affect him?

Because I have SO MANY

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Later nerds

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Just be glad you caught me in a particularly altruistic mood.

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Yeah you did pretty OK yourself

You know, for a lizard

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Well there's a double scoop with my name on it at Cold Stone and I intend to collect.

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Of course now it occurs to me that I don't know where the nearest Cold Stone is.

And also I don't think they let small PANK cats into the store.

And also I left my apartment keys in my human pants.

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Well I haven't had any reason to suspect you of being an axe murderer yet, so sure.

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I should warn you that I snore like an Exploud, so enjoy.

Let's see what we've got here.

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Apparently Tate lives in a Spongebob Squarepants-booty house.

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Fortunately for him I am deeply in love with Spongebob.

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I seem to have temporarily forgotten the word "fangirl".

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Apparently we also live in an alternate universe where humans do not experience joy.

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ONLY POKEMON MAY KNOW HAPPINESS IN THIS WORLD

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GIVE IN TO THE BEAST WITHIN

OK maybe this got a little too dark

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I'm glad this crisis of identity ended smoothly.

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Wait, who was I again?

Like, before I was Skitty?

Ah well. Doesn't matter I suppose.

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I'm impressed you can afford your own house.

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In the immortal words of my childhood hero

I'M READY

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At any rate I like not sleeping out in the cold.

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Oh shoot I need to get some change of address forms, I might be missing all my fashion magazines.

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Sorry, who?

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The Mayans were wrong

They were wrong by five whole years.

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Where are you going with this

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That's a good goal probably but what does this have to do with me?

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Good luck with the Middle East

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Why are you getting all nervous all of a sudden

You sound like you're trying to propose, and honey I do not think you have a big enough rock for that.

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Can we still sign a prenup

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I guess I have nothing better to do with my time.

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Yay for staving off boredom while I figure out how the hell to get back home.

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First order of business: Rescue the ice cream from Cold Stone

This is MISSION CRITICAL

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Oh yeah it might help establishing a brand if we're going to make a franchise one day.

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We need something that tells the world exactly who we are.

And I have just the thing.

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HELL YES

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I like your enthusiasm but put more sass into it.

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Next stop, Cold Stone!

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ACTION POSE

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Katie was obviously the leader and no one argued this and she was the best leader of Team Sassy ever

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See you guys later!
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>Not playing Explorers of Sky even though it is objectively the best game of all existence past and present and future

Wow loser lame get gud taste lololololololololololo

I have never actually played or seen a playthrough of the original games so this might be interesting I guess, proceed
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Rinoko wrote:Image

Tate got a little bit better at the weird lizard stuff he does, too.
Sssssilly humansss, ssssoon our conquesssst will be absssssolute
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Oh god Tate take the wheel, I can't handle crying children
I made a joke earlier about it being illegal or just frowned upon to kick a noisy child (3 hours into the incessant joyful screaming, in a public place). you think i can handle babies
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That's right, listen to the reptile and come with us.
: ) come with usssss, you ssssshall not be harmed.
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AKA the weird one.
:O u wretch
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Apparently Tate lives in a Spongebob Squarepants-booty house.

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Fortunately for him I am deeply in love with Spongebob.
his spongebob squarepants-booty booty
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You sound like you're trying to propose, and honey I do not think you have a big enough rock for that.
totally did not read that as rock, i was like "daisies KATIE THIS IS A POKEMON LP CALM YOUR TI- oh wait, yeah. i can read"


HERE'SSSS TO THE FURTHER ADVENTURESSSSSS OF TEAM SSSSSASSSSSSSSSSSSSY

why so many S's, why have you done this to my lizard men joke
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THIS LP GETS A SOLID # OUT OF &*
DOESN'T UPDATE OFTEN ENOUGH
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Not dead

I've just been working a lot more hours at work lately on top of school

OK actually maybe dead

Update soon, loves~
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rip katie

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Hahaha what nerd wrote this garbage LP
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UPDATE UPDATE U P D A T E

To encourage you, I'll provide you the artwork that accompanied the revival of my own world-famous Crystal Let's Play

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I regret this and many other LPs

Except Animal Crossing
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I regret Animal Crossing. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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