ok i tore myself away from persona 3 portable and my dear husband akihiko
jesus shit shouldn't somebody cut this grass it's like 4 feet tall
ah yes it turns out birds cannot fly unless you teach them
genius
the fuck is in here
are you shitting me
wingull is
bodaciously THE WORST why would you have a house FULL OF THEM
do you hate yourself, ma'am
oh shit plot
wasn't it already proven that pokemon could be revived
i mean didn't ho-oh revive the three legendary beasts i mean mythical and magic shit is kind of the norm in this dumb world, isn't it
time for a dumb transition
since i have a backpack that has literal infinite space, i think i do
since citation still sucks i think i'll switch to terraem
well you almost died but you beat the hell out of it
good job
too late
your lack of knowledge is shit
he gave me his number anyway
jesus i don't want any of your numbers why do i keep getting themmmm
no means no
whatever i just wanna go to lilycove so i can be the best pokemon coordinator
i'm so hyped to do some contests
are you fucking kidding me
UUUGHHHH FINE
i guess i'll go in this completely innocuous building here
the fuck is up with you kid
oh sweet a bed
naptiiiiime
after i woke up this kid tells me that everything's gone to shit
jfc i knew it
i may be a kid but i can still kick your booty
at least i have a name
you're just
"grunt"
goD CARVANHA IS SO TERRIFYING
UGH PLEASE KILL IT
WHY IS THIS GOING SO POORLY
FUCK YOU SO HARRRDDD
whatever
holy shit just die
please
drumroll please
da da da daaaaaa
later nerd
okay so citation still sucks so i'm gonna give him the EXP share
hitman needs exp like cray cray
ugh
i don't care i just need you out of here so i can get to fuckin lilycove
oh no
i'm quakin' in my boots
a truly difficult battle this is
are you blasting off again
naptime
dammit everything didn't fix itself while i was asleep
uuughghhhh
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walk into the club like what up i got a big cock ♫
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arms pumped up got some shit from the thrift shop ♫
i wonder how terrifying their zubat and poochyena will be
wow i fuckin called it didn't i
and nothing of value was lost
god dammit i don't wanna fight this asshole
maybe after this nap the scientists will beat the crap out of the other aqua guys
i come back and those assholes still haven't solved anything so fine i guess i'll do all the work
he had a fuckin zubat and poochyena how the fuck do you think it turned out
ugh who's this hooker
an evil laugh, really
meddling is too weak of a word
more like
i'm going to stop all over your affairs and then piss on them
i'm not either of those, you're just terrible
how does that even make sense
goddammit get new pokemon, shitlords
when i was looking at the thumbnail pictures i thought this said megatron and not mightyena
okay you just wrote your death certificate you asshole
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
fucking finally
how is it my fault that you're a piece of shit
ok can i just
go now
oh my god just go compare dicks somewhere else, please
l8r h8r
they had like the shittiest pokemon you could've just kicked them and they would've fainted
jfc
oh man is it an eevee
what
lame
i'm pretty sure somebody wanted to be named specifically after the castform but w/e liraxus gets it
have fun in the box
yeah but it's not an eevee
okay byeeeee
that's all for now, tune in laterrrr