hello friends i am here
turns out i took like ten bajillion screenshots so yes here u go
all right, well, i'll catch a pokemon or something
i'll fight this asshole first though lol
they can fly twice as highhhhh
sup nerd
really
you crashed as soon as you took off when you decided to catch a goddamn wingull
allright let's grab a pokemon
ehhhhh okay
yay
there u go
box funtimes
wtf is over here
ughh i really don't feel like fighting right now
goddammit i guess i'll just ollie out and head back, then
first i'll get this thing
aw fuck
it's gonna be a fuckin wurmple isn't it
whoa wait what the
fuck
how is that fair
i want a fuckin pinsir
man fuck you kid
fuck youuuuuuu
why did i take this away from citation he's balls to the walls hard to level up
there u go
all right let's go catch a pokemans
oh fuck off
also i forgot to go grab the good rod and a bunch of repels so let's go do that right now
i'll punt yew across the gotdamn island i swear on me mum i will
anyway i head back to mauville and switch out pumkin with hitman because i need a pokemon that isn't kind of bad
also before i go head forward i'm gonna go back to the trickster's house
i kind of already came here but yeah
wait shit i need a pokemon that can use cut and i don't wanna use any of my actually good ones
fuck
dammit
guess i'm heading back
all right which one of my b-tier pokemon can i use instead
will cori work
fuck
this asshole doesn't work either
i checked bulbapedia and this asshole finally works
gj
all right
autobots, roll out
later nerds
i was already in here before and totally forgot to screenshot it but yeah
first time you come in here you have to find where this guy is hiding and it's underneath the table
anywho
you gotta cut down all these bushes to get to the end of the room
it's pretty simple and basically the antithesis of a puzzle
it's really lame
fuck
you gotta check that scroll for the password to get through the other scroll door and it's going to be super dumb
some asshole who looks like he's keeping you guys hostage
it was anti-climactic
how could i forget a code so narcissistic
the hell do you want
and you just so happened to cut down a bunch of trees to get to where you are now?
...ok
these guys are like 10 levels lower than me so they're really barely troublesome
dammit
i want it but i have to go all the way around
>:(((((
god dammit
wow that was really not worth it
whatever, let's just get out of here
what an asshole
sup jackass
gimme a reward
no i'm a spooky ghost
you planted like 20, full grown trees just to stop your challengers
not sure if that's admirable or really fucking stupid
finally
sweet
maybe if i eat this instead of my pokemon my tiddies'll get bigger
uh okay weirdo
and then he bodaciously flew off
whatever
good job cutting down trees
now get the hell back in the box
okay let's get going
fuck
i forgot to get repels
goddammit
sigh
i swear to god
are you fucking serious you don't have any repels
ughhhhhhhhhhhhghgh
you can go fuck yourself, howsa bout that
oh yeah i guess i'll fight these guys again
i do
fighting you was extremely disappointing
i have a feeling i know how this'll go
the fuck kind of name is loudred even
truly a hard-fought battle of wits
can i get paid now
you and i have very different definitions of intense
sure
why not
i can cuss out my dad on live tv lol
sounds about right
radical
ughhh go away
if you have a fucking wingull i swear to god
wow that's somehow worse
byeeeee
yeah all right swellow is pretty good and citation is kind of shit rn so i'll use hitman
the only one who can actually hurt it
fuck youuu
fuck
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
niceeee
until i electrocuted and killed them lol
i think this is a good investment
good job
your pain is my amusement
w/e
new route, new pokemon
fuckin nice
linoone is pretty good
sweet
most refined badger
okay nerds that's all for today
see you next update