Pokemon Emerald Cry Edition: i.e. Lolita does a Nuzlocke

[Madican]

I see no downside to this.

[corsica]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧stop*:･ﾟ✧

[TheOtherMC]

Loli makeme your Groudon

[corsica]

ok after a horrid series of grinding i am finally going to update soon

probs tomorrow either before or after class

[Terraem]

The adventures of Alterraem, almost a dragon princess.

[corsica]

turns out i had enough screenshots for an update whoops



okay let's go challenge flannery



the town is called lavaridge and her name is flannery

i'm sure i could've figured that out on my own



fire type gym

okay sure



p.s. getting to flannery is fucking annoying you have to go through these dirt teleport pads and it's reallllyyy annoyinnnngggg

how long did it take me

like 20 fucking minutes



what.



what



are you having a stroke



okay whatever let me just beat the shit out of you



jesus how much gel do you use to hold that 'do up



overheat is a really annoying move that all of flannery's pokemon have. it's ridiculously OP and her pokemon use it like every goddamn turn.



okay terraem is about to die so just put it to sleep and i'll switch it out



are you fucking kidding me he wasn't even out a goddamn turn



luckily hitman has p. good defenses so he doesn't immediately die to overheat



god fucking dammit she keeps spamming overheat i'm gonna strangle her



i'm pretty sure you could see how this went



demon beast from hell



GOD



just die please



thank fuckin' god



camerupt is bodaciously the second doofiest looking pokemon



l8r h8r



torkoal is really annoying like holy shit

it's got pretty decent defenses that make it atrocious to go up against with a water type so i'm just gonna spam bubblebeam and see if that work



oh yeah it has body slam too which can paralyze you

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh



i used a dire hit on michi and it seems to have paid off



IT'S SO CLOSE TO DYING ARE YOU KIDDING ME



fucking finally



torkoal is the worst and flannery is dumb



haha wow you're the dumbest of bitches



ok cool can i go now



ollies out



oh god not this asshole again



hasn't been long enough



he gives me a pair of go-goggles he might as well have just pulled out of his booty

oh well

at least i can explore that desert place now



haha dad's gonna beat the shit out of you and gag you with your own hat have fun



ok

excuse you

you wanna test out that theory because i'll tie your fucking eyelashes to your booty hairs and then we'll see who the tough one is



i despise you



whatever

this lady gives you a pokemon egg



ah yes hatch it by smothering it in hot, gross sand that old people have been in



sure

wynaut



all right let's go grind a bit and then i'll hatch this thing



oh wait i have to catch a pokemon in the desert place

i guess trapinch it is

(p.s. flygon is super rad)




there u go



ok let's

hatch this egg



so much fun



oh my fucking god just hatch already



fucking finally





have fun in the box



then i beat some trainers and reunited a couple and got the strength HM truly exciting



ok whatever i taught vealin strength



oh yeah i should probably catch a pokemon here shouldn't i



welp



w/e



fucking really i could've taken two steps to the side and gotten an infinitely better pokemon than a goddamn torkoal



whatever if you do this little strength puzzle you get the TM toxic and a fire stone



i head back to the desert to go do some grindin'



oh yeah this place

i'll go in here after i beat the trainers in the desert



i'm going to cut off your testicles and mount them on my wall



wow

ok

i'll be sure to not use this ever



this place will be important later



oh

what's up



he thanks me for doing all his delivering work

well

okay you're welcome



all right, all right this guy is risin' in my book pretty quickly



are you going to give me seven master balls?

???????



...ok i'm just gonna

go now



i headed back to rustboro because i forgot to grab HM cut

i'm a giant baka gaijin



while looking for the HM i find this guy who's trying to make his daughter laugh with a phrase or whatever

yeah i think i can think of something for you






well i'm all out of ideas



dick

joke



continuously looking for the HM cut is getting me other shit but whatever



finally found the guy, jfc



stranger danger

just give me cut, please



oh yeah i forgot about this place



you have to use the mach bike to get across this because if you walk on it the floor breaks and you fall to the previous level



i cut out the parts of me falling and having to go back up 20 times



a'ight we've got these fossils right here

there's the claw fossil and the root fossil which bring back armaldo and cradily, respectively



i'm taking the claw one because cradily is fucking weird looking



then the tower starts crumbling

looks like i'm going to have to jump...!



or i'll just teleport outside and watch it crumble that too



welp



the other fossil falls next to me and disappears in the sand

ok whatever i'm gonna go grind now

laaaaaterrrr

[[Citation Needed]]

yessssss
I am a Trapinch

I will be the best Flygon

Any chance we could get shots of the current teams stats?

[iamthelordhitman]

im a tankish pokemon?

couldn't ask for more. DEFENSE GOGO

[corsica]

Any chance we could get shots of the current teams stats?

as in?

[Madican]

I think just a basic snapshot of the team screen to show levels and who's on it.

[[Citation Needed]]

As in, you know, the stats screen. The screen for each one that has it's nickname, species name, attack, defense, speed, ability, nature, etc.

[corsica]

oh okay sure

[[Citation Needed]]

yay

[Tammerath]

Fun in the box?

Why not

[KingTsaiko]

While Loli is out a' killing, everyone in the box is either conspiring against her or getting drunk.