Pokemon Emerald Cry Edition: i.e. Lolita does a Nuzlocke

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i think this is exactly how my Crystal LP went

i mean not counting the chocolate milk sabotage

[Tales]

loli i really like your LP and aw i was hoping your butterfree esque pokemon was gonna survive
if you meet a pokemon as rad as me name it after me please

[Terraem]

George would make the loveliest Luvdisc.

[corsica]

alright losers update tomorrow

retsu do this

[Rinoko]

-Sees Loli's thread updated
-Sees Loli posted
-NEW EPISODE YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH

alright losers update tomorrow

update tomorrow

tomorrow

[corsica]

B)

[Tammerath]

B)

You should moderate yourself for so many contentless posts

[Alexandy13]

At least she's updating. The longest time I managed to keep an LP going without the thread dying was two weeks.

[corsica]

i'm in class right now but after i get out and eat food i will be updating as i have all the images on imageshack so hOLD ONTO YOUR PANTS, PEOPLE

[keegster2]

I better not die.

[Alexandy13]

But I'm not wearing any pants.

[Kamak]

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

[corsica]

ok nobody wanted to know



all right let's go beat the shit out of more people



oh wait i almost forgot




i've already used a gyarados in one of my other emerald playthroughs and i don't really wanna use another one so lol bye



all right now we're ready 2 go



oh wait



dammit i keep forgetting i have this



time to force pokemon into tiny balls



oh btw this guy gives you the TM roar but roar is shit tier move so yeah





oh fuck yesssss



protip: swablu is gr8



hell yeah motherfucker



joh shall make the prettiest princess



sup loser



doesn't that make it like

harder to fish and catch good fish and whatever



barboach is really dumb and it evolves into whiscash which is really forgettable



look at all that damage i sustained



now you're learnin', sport




all right terraem try to not be shit tier




don't kid yourself, your face isn't pretty either



oh look the pokemon that this thing is named after

how meta



too bad terraem is the prettiest girl and beats the shit out of it



oh yeah pumkin doesn't really need the EXP share anymore so i'll give it to michi i guess



try to not be shit tier michi



energypowder is a superpotion basically, but it's a special type of herb that i think makes your pokemon hate you. i'm not entirely sure though and i don't feel like checking bulbapedia lol



almost sounds like a dick joke

almost



fucking barboach you're so dumb looking



cmon joh you can do it



okay or not since you do so little damage against it

joh you are the worst pretty princess



good job best grass type



oh my god dick joke

get it

it shrinked in size

like a dick does

get it

do you get it



l8r h8rs



sup bro gimme your cheddar



haha oh shit this guy means business



or

not



i got another one of those screenshots



a quick trip to the pokemon center and i'm ready to kick some more ass



your hat is dumb



>exercising after a meal

>exercising





cmon joh beat the shit out of it



.....ok



i used sing and holy shit it actually hit



nevermindddd



btw marill learns rollout which sucks when it's your opponent and you send out a flying type



oh whale

i use sia to beat the shit out of it



:')

precious babby



lombre more like nombre because lombre is awful



just beat the shit out of it terraem pls



good job i guess i won't shove you in a box



and then i threw out defense curl instead of rollout because fuck bitches get cheddar



oh yeah i should probs go to lanette's house shouldn't i



jesus christ your room is messy as shit





research

lady don't you do computer stuff

can't you take notes on a

oh i don't know

computer




i hate you so fucking much



god dammit i should set your house on fire



whatever i'll fight these hookers instead



this is

a good match up



B)




oh balls



could this be the most epic battle of our generation?????

?????????????



lol no bye



this motherfucker tries to convince me camping is rad

no

no



fuck you



goddammit and then there's this asshole



oh god stranger danger stranger danger



ughh that guy gave me the jibblies



what do you mean what i did to you

ughhhhh



this place will become more important later



spoilers i hate wingull wingull is awful



then i got rid of astonish and replaced it with fury attack



haha oh shit son



yeeaaahhhhh



i-i set your spirit on fire...?

b-bernie-senpai, i...



oh god i just had an anime moment



no i keep them unevolved because i'm bodaciously the shittiest trainer. just a big pile of shit

i beat her and take her cheddar



oh god i need an adult



no

i'm not shouting that piece of shit phrase just because you're dumb



hiker lenny

wait



there we go



spoilers he sucked



all right since i took over 700 screenshots i'm gonna have to split this up again

see u

l8r

[keegster2]

So, you hate a person just because they gave you A FUCKING DOLL OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE? (Lotad)

You are a cruel mistress.

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hnnnghhh with every update I feel "THIS IS IT - THIS IS WHEN CITATION MAKES HIS LONG-AWAITED APPEARANCE" and then nothing.