Pokemon Emerald Cry Edition: i.e. Lolita does a Nuzlocke

[keegster2]

Save Scum, because you don't want lose anymore Cockfighting Society.

[electronic goat]

use whismur you fuck
or at least put it out of it's misery

[Shining Charizard]

You might want to train a bit more before going into tough gym fights.

I know it's boring but a level or two can make all the difference if you really want to keep Cockfighting Society alive.

It's not bad now, since everyone's low level and lame, but imagine what it's like losing a guy once he's level 50.

I may have lost an Alakazam at the Elite Four once and yes it was terrible.

[SaintCrazy]

But its all part of the challenge!

What's the fun of a Nuzlocke if you aren't faced with the terror and sadness of death every now and then?

That being said, I'm grinding some 12 levels for each poke for the elite four...

[[Citation Needed]]

I can only ever Nuzlocke on emulators because of the speed increase thing. Condense an hour of grinding into 5 minutes - yes please.

[Terraem]

You should go fishing. And participate in the contests.

[Rinoko]

Beautifly can't learn Steel Wing.... ;_;

[corsica]

OKAY sorry for the delay real life stuff got in the way



so i ran into brendan while grinding and beat the shit out of him

fucker has a bike



i beat some more trainers and head on up to mauvile, since this game is so linear it hurts me sometimes



oh there's wally



haha fuck you i'm gonna go get a pokemon



welp



sorry shinchar you've been replaced with somebody who is alive



i named it Michi because i'm a giant raging loser



all right, jesus i'll fight wally now



spoilers he still sucks



yeah kid how dare you do the only other thing there is to do in this world



no sorry that's wrong



i was bodaciously right up on your face sniffing you hair

it smells like watermelons



ffffffffffff



ffffffffffffffffuck fine

prepare to die, obviously



oh fuck you with that evasion bullshit



here's some poison in your fucking face you jackass



goddammit i want a ralts so goddamn bad UGH



oh balls this is going to end poorly if i don't do something



beat the shit out of it i guess



then a couple pokemon leveld up and sia learned stun spore or w/e



can you say ellipses like i do

nobody can say ellipses like i do



yup shit happens now give me your lunch cheddar



haha lol bye nerd



too bad i didn't steal his ralts

would've been awesome



oh god not this asshole again



you have a strange way of defining friendship



you could maybe cheer for me about two towns away so i don't have to see you ever



byeeeeeee



goddammit i want a bicycle so badly



ugh if i'm lucky i'll have enough cheddar to buy one, hopefully



please to give me bicycle




wow

rydel is your name and you own a bike shop

color me

shocked



no i live here it's why every nook of my body is covered in dirt and grime and dust from traveling



well technically further than that since i moved here but sure, why not



wait what

are you sure about that

i mean i'm totally willing to pay and i mean isn't it bad business practice to just give away your shit?

plus there's another customer right there i mean he might demand one and then go tell everybody you're giving away free bicycles for god's sake i mean

jesus you're not very good at economics are you






so in later gameplay there are these walkways that you can only go on if you have the acro bike and you can jump across gaps with it and it helps you get places while avoiding the tall grass. it's pretty decent for the most part and it has better control than the mach bike does



but fuck that





well he gave me free shit so that's pretty radical

better go grind up for the gym though



btw that building in the top left is the daycare center. i'll be frequenting that place later in the game when i start getting into contests because i need pokemon with specific natures



who the fuck is you



isn't

that

the point

of the game

?????



ohhhh i have a bad feeling about this



are you serious



no

this isn't happening



you're not really sending out 6 shitty, low-leveled pokemon to fight me

are you

are you

please tell me he's fucking joking and he sends out like a salamence for his last pokemon



oh sweet jesus





i beat him, take his cheddar, and the fucker has the audacity to make me register him in the pokenav



ugh fuck

youuuuuuu



fuck off



ughhh why do people keep wanting to be my friend



sup hos



haha oh man she wants senpai to notice her



wow this is just pitiful



hahahah l8r losers



now senpai will never notice you



i don't

want to

but whatever fine



time warp

i beat the trainers in the gym and i'm hopefully ready to challenge watson

also while grinding i chimaera managed to evolve into a gyarados but where did those screenshots go we just don't know



let's do this



take this fucker



protip: being paralyzed is balls



protip: shockwave is an awful move because it's stupidly powerful when combined with electric types and it never misses



PROTIP VOLTORB IS FUCKING AWFUL



:')

i'm so proud



having grass types in this gym is pretty good because they're resistant to electric types and you can wear 'em down with poison if you've got it



uuuuuuggggghhhHHHHHHHHHHHH



fuck right off



haha yesssss



ho boy



oh jesus



if you manage to level up a combusken it's about as useful as marshtomp is in the gym because it beats the shit out of magneton



magneton is a raging cunt you see



hahahaha fuck youuuuuuu

all right one left this can't be too bad



NEVERMIND MANECTRIC IS A RAGING FUCKING ASSHOLE

sia managed to paralyze it though so hopefully with a little luck we can do this



keeg is the only one with any chance due to its resistance to electricity



ugh yess leech seed you are my best friend



yes thank god



shroomish is basically the best



unfortunately i need to actually do damage and mega drain is doing barely anything so let's use this x special i found



it's still pretty shitty but at least it does damage now



i fucking

swear to god



karma :')



yesssssssssss

cmon cmon we're so close



goddammit fuck youuu



it doesn't do much but i gotta get it soon



YES

YES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



holy shit that was fucking intense



sweet taste of victory

hey old man you're actually pretty rad. i wouldn't mind having you in my pokenav



watson is basically the best gym leader



he even gives me shockwave how cool is that

an actually useful move for once



watson and i are going to be best bros forever



i'm walkin' on sunshine, ohwhoooaaaa



and don't it feel good

all right folks that's it for today. chance for an update tomorow isn't promising because my fridays are always busy but i'll see what i can do

later~

[keegster2]

See, this is why you must make sure I survive for the entire game. (At least until I evolve into Berloom.)

[Kamak]

Wait, how did Keeg survive Selfdestruct? Did it miss?

[keegster2]

No, it hit. But I'm so awesome I survived with 1 HP left.

[SaintCrazy]

Selfdestruct is the single greatest cause of heart attacks when playing a Nuzlocke, man...

[Kamak]

I'm glad Boldore didn't know it in Gen 5.

Sturdy AND Selfdestruct?

It would end every Nuzlocke ever if you couldn't escape.

[corsica]

did i miss anybody to name after pokemon i think i might've

well holla at me if you want a pokemon named after you

[Galaxy Man]

you missed me

but

i straight up

do not

give a fuck