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AT SCHOOL, I LEARNED HOW TWO FUNNY.
Okay. So. Lame WoW comic idea:
A Tauren is complaining in Trade Chat about how hard it is to level blacksmithing. A Troll responds, "Bah! Blacksmithing is easy! 'DONK DONK HURR'" While he says that last bit, you see the Tauren triumphantly holding up a belt buckle.
Then the Troll continues to say, "You want hard? Try being a Troll alchemist."
There are three panels showing the Troll carefully working with beakers and tubes and junk. Then he smashes them all together and makes a minor healing potion. He looks sadly at his bloody hands and then drinks the potion to restore the health lost from the shattered glass. Then there's a panel of him with a wry look on his face. The last panel shows him swinging a blacksmithing hammer at a collection of beakers resting on an anvil.
HAR HAR HAR
BART SAYS, "DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN'
THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS
I MAKE LOTS OF MONIES
Okay. So. Lame WoW comic idea:
A Tauren is complaining in Trade Chat about how hard it is to level blacksmithing. A Troll responds, "Bah! Blacksmithing is easy! 'DONK DONK HURR'" While he says that last bit, you see the Tauren triumphantly holding up a belt buckle.
Then the Troll continues to say, "You want hard? Try being a Troll alchemist."
There are three panels showing the Troll carefully working with beakers and tubes and junk. Then he smashes them all together and makes a minor healing potion. He looks sadly at his bloody hands and then drinks the potion to restore the health lost from the shattered glass. Then there's a panel of him with a wry look on his face. The last panel shows him swinging a blacksmithing hammer at a collection of beakers resting on an anvil.
HAR HAR HAR
BART SAYS, "DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN'
THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS
I MAKE LOTS OF MONIES
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what's sad is that's true and the senseless bickering is what made me turn off trade.
....that and the item joke fads.
....that and the item joke fads.
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Lame/overdone idea but here goes.
You see Maxwell in court with the judge yelling at him.
"Maxwell you are responsible for countless acts of reckless endangerment, cruelty to animals and people, murder, assault, battery,
theft, grand theft auto, vechicular homicide, arson, altering reality, messing with physics and fucking with the space/time continium.
In all my years as a Judge I have never met such a horrible person with such a reckless disregard for the law and good will of others.
Is there anything you have to say before I sentence you?"
Maxwell *Draws blackhole* *Courtroom dies* *Starrite appears* *continues stupid smile*
You see Maxwell in court with the judge yelling at him.
"Maxwell you are responsible for countless acts of reckless endangerment, cruelty to animals and people, murder, assault, battery,
theft, grand theft auto, vechicular homicide, arson, altering reality, messing with physics and fucking with the space/time continium.
In all my years as a Judge I have never met such a horrible person with such a reckless disregard for the law and good will of others.
Is there anything you have to say before I sentence you?"
Maxwell *Draws blackhole* *Courtroom dies* *Starrite appears* *continues stupid smile*
TheOtherMC:
"Snarf tiddies dont work like that"
Trygve was here.
Spoony was here.
Snarf - 6 World - 1
"Snarf tiddies dont work like that"
Trygve was here.
Spoony was here.
Snarf - 6 World - 1




