AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I generally figure most of what I say goes over a lot of people's heads.

It makes me feel superior and/or scary.

One should never think themselves above an other, in any way of superiority; it is how hate is easily formed.

I'll go for scary then.

"Since fear and love can hardly co-exist; it is far safer to be feared than loved"

Do more Pikman comics. I luv em personally, but I guess it's cuz ima pikman fan. But they do have a certain Charm to them like "Static Cling" and "Staircrossed". I'd love to see more in the future. By the way, I LMAO'd at "The Breakdown Machine". My personal fave X3

-What If Kid Icarus Worked For Other Gods-

Amaterasu
-Pit is scratching Amaterasu who is laying on the ground sleeping, picking off fleas and other things (like Issun)-
Issun: What's the big idea, pretty boy? Put me down!

Master Hand
-Master Hand points at large shelf on the wall as Pit rearranges his SSB (64) dolls. Pit is generally creeped out by the collection-

Kefka
-Kefka laughs insanely as Pit cleans Kefka's shoes while wearing them-
Kefka: Hurry up, wretched angel! Vwee hee hee!

Kratos
-Kratos displaying his typical grimace and rage, gazing at Pit angrily. Pit is crying over the body of Palutena-

I like where that last one was going.

BANANA wrote:I like where that last one was going.

Ditto.

I don't think Katie has played God of War though.

Airigh wrote:

BANANA wrote:I like where that last one was going.

Ditto.

I don't think Katie has played God of War though.

Pity. Absolutely fantastic games, with some really great writing.

But then my love of God of War is well known.

How about Pit is sent by the goddess of Light to defeat Kratos, but Kratos just freezes him into stone. Just for fun, he finds the Brawl house and turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their power.

And thats why everyone is a statue figurine in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Christoph wrote:-What If Kid Icarus Worked For Other Gods-

Pit is butt raped by Slaanesh, while eating a burger and covered in gold.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Just for fun, he finds the Brawl house and turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:steal their powers

Something about that just didn't sound quite right to me, I dunno.

Airigh wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Just for fun, Kratos finds the Brawl house and turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:steal their powers

Karilyn wrote:

Airigh wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Just for fun, Kratos finds the Brawl house and turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:steal their powers

"I thought Kirby was our Megaman!"

Airigh wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Just for fun, he finds the Brawl house and turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:turns everyone into Statues, except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:except Sonic and Snake, who he kills to steal their powers.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:steal their powers

Something about that just didn't sound quite right to me, I dunno.

Less simple than that, though. He more steals their weapons, the sources of their power - in this case, Sonics Sneakers, and Snakes Box. See him ripping Typhones Bane from the titans eye socket, ripping of Medusas head and using it as a weapon, take the Spear of Destiny, the Barbarians Hammer and the Blade of Olympus after using them to kill their previous owners, pulling Daedelus's wings from his back as he's falling into the underworld, etcetera. Megaman, Kirby, Samus, and Alex Mercer were more a vague "absorbing their essence" sorta deal to get an inherent skill, with no real physical source.

Addition to my previous idea:

Sackboy
-Pit is seen covered in stickers while pushing blocks around to create a level for Sackboy-
Pit: I'm starting to feel like making replicas of my own game's level has lost it's charm.