AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What the hell is wrong with all you people?

You're all acting like fucking retards.


Shame on you all.

That was excellent.

The following story is a noob's analysis of the internet;

Def is an arsehole. But he is also hillarious. This makes his arseholishness acceptable.

Also Airigh and Ryu-something-cat you're taking everything to seriously, personally I thought your ideas were rubbish, and I'm allowed to, this is the internet. But elsewhere on the forums, you're good people.
Ryu, I made a mistake when I joined the forums too. I was sarcastic to Fauche and Water AT THE SAME TIME.

I got over it. It's the internet. If you don't like something, log off.

/Noob's analysis.

But seriously, the last few pages were pure awesome, kudos to you guys.

I leave the forum for 1 freaking night and I come back to like 7 pages of people arguing and nagging and bitching every 2 posts?

The hell is wrong with you peace hating people!?!?

There is no rape in peace-time

WAFFLEZ!

The following distraction has been brought to you by weed.

DoNotDelete wrote:What the hell is wrong with all you people?

You're all acting like fucking retards.


Shame on you all.

I'm sorry, but I can't take what you said seriously with that avatar. It's too funny.

Blubber wrote:That was excellent.

The following story is a noob's analysis of the internet;

Def is an arsehole. But he is also hillarious. This makes his arseholishness acceptable.

Also Airigh and Ryu-something-cat you're taking everything to seriously, personally I thought your ideas were rubbish, and I'm allowed to, this is the internet. But elsewhere on the forums, you're good people.
Ryu, I made a mistake when I joined the forums too. I was sarcastic to Fauche and Water AT THE SAME TIME.

I got over it. It's the internet. If you don't like something, log off.

/Noob's analysis.

Well put. See, I don't have a problem with newcomers as long as they're aware of their position. When they act like they know more about the forum than the people who were here before them and think that five minutes of observation is the same thing as a year of participation, however, that's when they get under my skin.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be the forum asshole.


Uh...


Um...




Fuck you..?

DoNotDelete wrote:What the hell is wrong with all you people?

You're all acting like fucking retards.


Shame on you all.

Certainty of one's own intellectual and moral superiority over one or several persons? That's my job, pal.

I don't appreciate you muscling in on my territory.

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Well put. See, I don't have a problem with newcomers as long as they're aware of their position.

I understand that noobs are noobs and should not act like they know everything, but what you wrote pisses me off.

Their position? ok so you've been here for a long time, but that doesn't give you the right to tell people how to act.

I'm sorry but saying that people have a ''position'' just really makes me mad.

ok so they're new and you aren't. you know more than they do and they should not try to prove otherwise. But they aren't comnpletle ignorant. The fact that they are new doesn't mean you -or anyone- have the right to act superior about it. I'm sure we all made mistakes (this post probably is one of mine) so don't make a big deal out of other people's mistakes. Even if they are noobs.

These are some pretty intense comic ideas guys. I wonder if Katie will be able to capture the seriousness of these ideas.


Oh wait, they aren't comic ideas?
Oh my mistake.

spongedav wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Well put. See, I don't have a problem with newcomers as long as they're aware of their position.

I understand that noobs are noobs and should not act like they know everything, but what you wrote pisses me off.

Their position? ok so you've been here for a long time, but that doesn't give you the right to tell people how to act.

I'm sorry but saying that people have a ''position'' just really makes me mad.

ok so they're new and you aren't. you know more than they do and they should not try to prove otherwise. But they aren't comnpletle ignorant. The fact that they are new doesn't mean you -or anyone- have the right to act superior about it. I'm sure we all made mistakes (this post probably is one of mine) so don't make a big deal out of other people's mistakes. Even if they are noobs.

Look, if you're new, then you're new. There's no way around it, and you're going to be treated as if you're new, whether you like it or not. Is it fair? Probably not. Is it the reality of the situation? Yes.

Listen, everybody strives to be superior. It's a part of our baser instincts. No matter what species, if you assert your dominance, then you are held in a higher regard by the community in which you live. Demonstrating strength and superiority shows that you are the best possible candidate for reproductive purposes. It shows that you are the alpha male. But the title of alpha male is something that is earned, and it is a prize that is constantly sought after by others, forcing you to attack would-be usurpers in order to defend your position. You challenge the leader, and you challenge their dominance. That is just one part of our programming that has stayed intact throughout the years, despite having made great strides in shedding our primal instincts. Why do we still disparage newcomers to a group? That is a question to which I do not know the answer. Self-esteem? To reaffirm to ourselves that we are of some significance? Or maybe it's for the age-old reason of obtaining the best possible breeding options. The reasoning behind our actions is unclear, but the reality is that it still happens, even to this day. Animals, by nature, assign members of their species to a certain task, or slot. Sometimes they can move out of that slot, sometimes they cannot. The worker bee to the queen bee. The hunter to the gatherer. The president to the delivery boy. We're so far evolved from the other species that we've gotten rid of our caste system. Status is everything in our world, and people judge you on such. Theoretically, we shouldn't treat a king any different than a beggar. But we do. It's an ugly fact of life, but it's a fact that remains true to this day. So yes, newcomers will be, and in all likelihood, will always be treated as such.







Uh, well, uh, okay... Anyway I, I know it's kind of a roundabout way of saying it, but I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is: I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really tryin' to say.

tl;dr humans are stupid

Hoshika-Pichu wrote:tl;dr human have not yet evolved past caste systems, suck it up and deal with it.

Fixed in order to be more accurate.

spongedav wrote:I leave the forum for 1 freaking night and I come back to like 7 pages of people arguing and nagging and bitching every 2 posts?

The hell is wrong with you peace hating people!?!?

Clearly you are the only thiong stopping this forum descending into chaos. You must never ever leave.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Clearly you are the only thong stopping this forum descending into chaos. You must never ever leave.

That's what I saw at first.

I'm just bumed that I missed all the action.