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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:01 pm
by Riku Clone
poor Marth, he always gets hurt! =P But i can't stop laughing XD :lol:

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:00 pm
by Ryushusupercat
The Big Cheese wrote:My god I hate all of you
You know its funny cuz it's Marth being hurt.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:18 pm
by DarkSurfer
No, that doesn't make any sense whats so ever.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:21 pm
by Fauche
Neither do your mother's balls.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:41 pm
by Airigh
Bishonens getting hurt is funny.
It's a proven fact.
I may even use it in my own comics.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:18 pm
by Clear Blue
Hmm...It makes me wonder how does he recover from damage.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:20 pm
by Odds
He swipes Heart Containers from the fridge.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:20 pm
by Ryushusupercat
Those things are pointy!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:25 pm
by Clear Blue
He must have a hard time defrosting it.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:17 pm
by Ryushusupercat
Ryushusupercat wrote:
spongedav wrote:please don't draw Katie. It's Katie's job to draw Katie.

I say we traumatise Marth. He hasn't suferred in sooooo long.
Time to bring in my ridiculous comic idear!

So...I know most of you don't like Sonic, but I had the stupid idea that Link just recently acquired a pet, and it turns out to be Sonic (with 100% animal personality). The little hedgie's so sweet and friendly with everyone...except for Marth. He torments Marth, and will also kill on Link's command. Let the insanity begin. :twisted:
Oh yes and Sonic is also afraid of Dr. Mario and baths. :awesome:

And Link doesn't know that Sonic will kill on his command because he never made him kill anyone...

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:44 pm
by spongedav
We are horrible people.

But we don't care.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:08 pm
by DoNotDelete
Odds wrote:
Clear Blue wrote:Hmm...It makes me wonder how does he recover from damage.
He swipes Heart Containers from the fridge.
Idea:

Link, having been in the middle of a brawl for a few minutes, is feeling a little worn out...

...so he makes a phone call, ordering a heart container from something like a pizza delivery place.

It arrives a few minutes later on a delivery moped but it doesn't look like this:
Image

It looks like this (also technically a 'heart container'):
Image

He opens the box and begins feasting on the contents (blood everywhere).

Somebody (maybe Lucario because he's cool) looks at this cock-eyed, saying 'Dude, that's just not right.'.

Marth, watching Link, turns white as a sheet and begins throwing up.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:19 pm
by Reyo
DoNotDelete wrote:
Odds wrote:
Clear Blue wrote:Hmm...It makes me wonder how does he recover from damage.
He swipes Heart Containers from the fridge.
Idea:

Link, having been in the middle of a brawl for a few minutes, is feeling a little worn out...

...so he makes a phone call, ordering a heart container from something like a pizza delivery place.

It arrives a few minutes later on a delivery moped but it doesn't look like this:
Image

It looks like this (also technically a 'heart container'):
Image

He opens the box and begins feasting on the contents (blood everywhere).

Somebody (maybe Lucario because he's cool) looks at this cock-eyed, saying 'Dude, that's just not right.'.

Marth, watching Link, turns white as a sheet and begins throwing up.
It would seem more natural if it was in a normal Zelda game, not just brawl.

*Link obtains a heart container*
Link: AWESOME!
Midna: So how do those work any-
*Midna is interrupted by Link, who starts tearing into the heart like an animal as blood and gore bits fly everywhere.*
*Midna does a *shock* face*

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:23 pm
by DoNotDelete
Reyo wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:Image
It would seem more natural if it was in a normal Zelda game, not just brawl.

*Link obtains a heart container*
Link: AWESOME!
Midna: So how do those work any-
*Midka is interrupted by Link, who starts tearing into the heart like an animal as blood and gore bits fly everywhere.*
*Midna does a *shock* face*
Yeah that's good too.

Though I kinda like the idea of ordering 'take out' from:

Dr. Mario's Pizza Parlour
Don't want to know what's in our food? Then don't ask!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:28 pm
by Reyo
DoNotDelete wrote:
Reyo wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:Image
It would seem more natural if it was in a normal Zelda game, not just brawl.

*Link obtains a heart container*
Link: AWESOME!
Midna: So how do those work any-
*Midka is interrupted by Link, who starts tearing into the heart like an animal as blood and gore bits fly everywhere.*
*Midna does a *shock* face*
Yeah that's good too.

Though I kinda like the idea of ordering 'take out' from:

Dr. Mario's Pizza Parlour
Don't want to know what's in our food? Then don't ask!
ehh I can see where you were going with that, but the whole "ordering it while there's a brawl" going on seems...weird.

Maybe Link's in Dr. Mario's patient ward and the guy delivers Links "treatment" dressed as a pizza boy (with some cheesy booty "Here is 3 min. or it's free" logo on the uniform).

Though......that idea still lacks a punchline, can someone else help? I'm all comedied out.

EDIT: JUST SAW THE EDIT! *floods of ideas come*

*Link, Marth, and Pickachu are having a slumber party. Link comes from the...not living room to the living room*
Link: Ok, I just finished ordering pizza.
Marth: From where?
Link: Someplace called......Dr. Mario's...?
Marth: Oh god, tell me you didn't.
Link: What?
*Just then, the doorbell rings*
Dr. Mario: Your pizza.
*Next scene: Link, Marth and Pickachu are in the kitchen around the pizza box. They open the box to show a human heart.*
Marth: Oh dear GOD! *has a sick face*
Pickachu: *looks afraid*
* Link spends a panel looking at the pizza as the other two puke their lungs out*
Link: AWESOME *starts nomming on the heart.*