AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd like to see a SMG comic. Yeah, it's old but the TP comics are as awesome as ever.

Perhaps something about the bees and water.

I'm not very good at this.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

What about this:
Hermes (or any random god): OH MY ZEUS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Zeus: Calm down. What's wrong?
Hermes: The titans... The titans are climbing mount Olympus...
Zeus: Há! I can defeat the titans with my hands tied.
Hermes: ...with Kratos.
Zeus: Ah, with... WHAT!? DEAR ME WE ARE GONNA DIE! ABANDON THE OLYMPUS! GODESSES AND SEMI GODS FIRST!

xicofelipe wrote:What about this:
Hermes (or any random god): OH MY ZEUS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Zeus: Calm down. What's wrong?
Hermes: The titans... The titans are climbing mount Olympus...
Zeus: Há! I can defeat the titans with my hands tied.
Hermes: ...with Kratos.
Zeus: Ah, with... WHAT!? DEAR ME WE ARE GONNA DIE! ABANDON THE OLYMPUS! GODESSES AND SEMI GODS FIRST!

bleehhh

A better one would be the size comparison. Kratos is giving this long hefty speech about how manly he is to one of the gods only to back up the frame to see that kratos is the size of a cat next to the greek gods. Everyone starts laughing at him and the comic ends with the greek Gods on the floor writhing in pain as kratos walks away.

:awesome:

xicofelipe wrote:What about this:
Hermes (or any random god): OH MY ZEUS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Zeus: Calm down. What's wrong?
Hermes: The titans... The titans are climbing mount Olympus...
Zeus: Há! I can defeat the titans with my hands tied.
Hermes: ...with Kratos.
Zeus: Ah, with... WHAT!? DEAR ME WE ARE GONNA DIE! ABANDON THE OLYMPUS! GODESSES AND SEMI GODS FIRST!

The gods know that he butchered the fates with his bare hands - if he was approaching I'd be shitting my pants as well

Reyo wrote:

xicofelipe wrote:What about this:
Hermes (or any random god): OH MY ZEUS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Zeus: Calm down. What's wrong?
Hermes: The titans... The titans are climbing mount Olympus...
Zeus: Há! I can defeat the titans with my hands tied.
Hermes: ...with Kratos.
Zeus: Ah, with... WHAT!? DEAR ME WE ARE GONNA DIE! ABANDON THE OLYMPUS! GODESSES AND SEMI GODS FIRST!

bleehhh

A better one would be the size comparison. Kratos is giving this long hefty speech about how manly he is to one of the gods only to back up the frame to see that kratos is the size of a cat next to the greek gods. Everyone starts laughing at him and the comic ends with the greek Gods on the floor writhing in pain as kratos walks away.

:awesome:

This would be fun in the first GoW, when Kratos appetite for gods was not yet developed. After that, NO ONE with at least 2% of sanity would laugh at Kratos if he isn't at least 10km away.

Edit: and don't "bleehhh" me. It's a good idea.

xicofelipe wrote:

Reyo wrote:

xicofelipe wrote:What about this:
Hermes (or any random god): OH MY ZEUS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
Zeus: Calm down. What's wrong?
Hermes: The titans... The titans are climbing mount Olympus...
Zeus: Há! I can defeat the titans with my hands tied.
Hermes: ...with Kratos.
Zeus: Ah, with... WHAT!? DEAR ME WE ARE GONNA DIE! ABANDON THE OLYMPUS! GODESSES AND SEMI GODS FIRST!

bleehhh

A better one would be the size comparison. Kratos is giving this long hefty speech about how manly he is to one of the gods only to back up the frame to see that kratos is the size of a cat next to the greek gods. Everyone starts laughing at him and the comic ends with the greek Gods on the floor writhing in pain as kratos walks away.

:awesome:

This would be fun in the first GoW, when Kratos appetite for gods was not yet developed. After that, NO ONE with at least 2% of sanity would laugh at Kratos if he isn't at least 10km away.

Edit: and don't "bleehhh" me. It's a good idea.

Bleehhh.

I had to.

the idea wasn't that good accualy. It's the kind of joke you would make while hangning out with your friends, not the kind of joke you would use in a comic.

spongedav wrote:

xicofelipe wrote:

Reyo wrote: bleehhh

A better one would be the size comparison. Kratos is giving this long hefty speech about how manly he is to one of the gods only to back up the frame to see that kratos is the size of a cat next to the greek gods. Everyone starts laughing at him and the comic ends with the greek Gods on the floor writhing in pain as kratos walks away.

:awesome:

This would be fun in the first GoW, when Kratos appetite for gods was not yet developed. After that, NO ONE with at least 2% of sanity would laugh at Kratos if he isn't at least 10km away.

Edit: and don't "bleehhh" me. It's a good idea.

Bleehhh.

I had to.

the idea wasn't that good accualy. It's the kind of joke you would make while hangning out with your friends, not the kind of joke you would use in a comic.

Well... I think it could be fitted in a comic. But I'm not an expert or something like it, so I may be wrong.

How do you become an expert of comics?

Bacon wrote:How do you become an expert and comics?

to become an expert, you need to have a lot of free time and have a minimum amount of social life.

to become comics im not sure but I heard it was a long and hard process, and you must already be at least more than 1 comic.

spongedav wrote:

Bacon wrote:How do you become an expert and comics?

to become an expert, you need to have a lot of free time and have a minimum amount of social life.

to become comics im not sure but I heard it was a long and hard process, and you must already be at least more than 1 comic.

That shall be read by over 9000 people per week.

xicofelipe wrote:

spongedav wrote:

xicofelipe wrote: This would be fun in the first GoW, when Kratos appetite for gods was not yet developed. After that, NO ONE with at least 2% of sanity would laugh at Kratos if he isn't at least 10km away.

Edit: and don't "bleehhh" me. It's a good idea.

Bleehhh.

I had to.

the idea wasn't that good accualy. It's the kind of joke you would make while hangning out with your friends, not the kind of joke you would use in a comic.

Well... I think it could be fitted in a comic. But I'm not an expert or something like it, so I may be wrong.

It just...lacked a punchline.

Maybe if they did that "OMG HE'S COMING THIS WAY!!1!1one1!1" freak out and then the whole "Kratos is as big as a cat, and kills everyone after they laugh at his small size" scene, then it would feel justified.

EDIT: Inspired by Sounnikoura's comment in the pokemon thread

You know how the pokemon games have cemetary towers? What if, during a battle, Katie does an attack that misses and hits the ceiling?

Trainer: "Go *pokemon*!"
Katie: "Go *pokemon*! Use Bounce"
*Katie's pokemon bounces up and hits the ceiling. The ceiling breaks a bunch of deceased pokemon rain on Katie and the trainer*
Katie: **

I don't think a God of War comic would ever happen.. sorry.






*coughTF2comiccough*

Sloth wrote:I don't think a God of War comic would ever happen.. sorry.

*coughTF2comiccough*

It would still be funny, but I doubt Katie could do it.

Maybe,
Kratos: Foul colossus! I shall destroy you with my bare hands, and lay waste to this city! Nothing can stop me! I will not be stopped!
Random sluts: Kratos, wanna do it?
Kratos: Ooh, yes

Something that defines Awkward Zombie from the rest of the internet comics is it's severe/fantastic lack of any romantic or sexual content what-so-ever.

PURE COMEDY

Fooflyer wrote:Something that defines Awkward Zombie from the rest of the internet comics is it's severe/fantastic lack of any romantic or sexual content what-so-ever.

PURE COMEDY

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-061107.php

I think this technically counts.