A haircut and a raise in salary.Crush Bandicoot wrote:He's a talking, magical boat.lyrasen wrote:Float there, converse with birds. What else could he do? Link has his sail.
Which reminds me: How did the King of Red Lions even get Link to that island if he had no sail? I mean, Link was unconscious, so there was no way he could have paddled. Unless the King used Link's unconscious body as a paddle.
The fuck do want from him.
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I've ALWAYS wanted WW Link to fall into those item chests!!lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
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Improv: Link falls into chest. Chest locks inside and out. Chest is unearthed centuries later from an archeological dig site, with archeologists looking inside to find all of link's items crammed inside, with his bones and green clothes at the bottom of the chest.Coriserai wrote:I've ALWAYS wanted WW Link to fall into those item chests!!lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
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Loldur.Myk wrote:Improv: Link falls into chest. Chest locks inside and out. Chest is unearthed centuries later from an archeological dig site, with archeologists looking inside to find all of link's items crammed inside, with his bones and green clothes at the bottom of the chest.Coriserai wrote:I've ALWAYS wanted WW Link to fall into those item chests!!lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Read up the previous page a bit:
I kinda beat you to it...DoNotDelete wrote:Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...
100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...
...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.
Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.
That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
...and did it better.
So, yeah.
Page breach.
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Yes.DoNotDelete wrote:Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...
100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...
...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.
Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.
That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
Yes.
Do this.
Yes.
Using Paralyzed Pokemon: Rule 101.
Never attempt to fly while using a paralyzed pokemon, the pokemon in question may suddenly be affected by the paralysis, much the same as it does in battles, and crash in the sea. Without any ground to make a lift-off, you and your pokemon may be stuck in the sea for the rest of your now considerably short lives.
Never attempt to fly while using a paralyzed pokemon, the pokemon in question may suddenly be affected by the paralysis, much the same as it does in battles, and crash in the sea. Without any ground to make a lift-off, you and your pokemon may be stuck in the sea for the rest of your now considerably short lives.
That is inspired.Fooflyer wrote:Using Paralyzed Pokemon: Rule 101.
Never attempt to fly while using a paralyzed pokemon, the pokemon in question may suddenly be affected by the paralysis, much the same as it does in battles, and crash in the sea. Without any ground to make a lift-off, you and your pokemon may be stuck in the sea for the rest of your now considerably short lives.
Also, I've got one.
In Fire Emblem Soren is fighting of a bunch of soldiers, when suddenly POOF his spellbook breaks. Ike bursts out in fits of laughter, and Soren quite irritated by this, asks why.
Ike replies "You broke wind".
I feel ashamed already, but it's all I've got.
No, wait, ignore that.
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But you see, his idea had both the amusing idea of other people actually holding up Links skeleton in that same triumphant pose Link adopts when he gets an item, and doesn't include a pun that makes me want to hurt you very very very very very very much.DoNotDelete wrote:Loldur.Myk wrote:Improv: Link falls into chest. Chest locks inside and out. Chest is unearthed centuries later from an archeological dig site, with archeologists looking inside to find all of link's items crammed inside, with his bones and green clothes at the bottom of the chest.Coriserai wrote: I've ALWAYS wanted WW Link to fall into those item chests!!
Read up the previous page a bit:
I kinda beat you to it...DoNotDelete wrote:Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...
100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...
...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.
Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.
That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
...and did it better.
So, yeah.
Page breach.
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You know how when you open a boss door in Twilight Princess, Link tends to stand directly under the giant lock on the door? I always found that weird since he would get crushed under it whenever it fell. That would make a good comic, with Midna telling him he shouldn't stand under it and Link ignoring her, then the last panel has him crushed under the giant lock and Midna just staring at him in the air and saying something like "I told you so."
Okay so this IS going to be weird but still;
Toon link is sleeping and having a nightmare, mumbling something about bellum.
adult link sees this and comes up beside hims and screams''RAWWW I AM THE EVIL BELLUM FEAR ME HUMAN!!!''
Toon link freaks out and starts yelling''HAAA BELLUM! MUST KILL. KILL!''
next is a big commotion of yelling and screaming
last pannel you see link waiting in the hospital with an eye patch looking rustled and toon link beside him playing the ds.
Toon link is sleeping and having a nightmare, mumbling something about bellum.
adult link sees this and comes up beside hims and screams''RAWWW I AM THE EVIL BELLUM FEAR ME HUMAN!!!''
Toon link freaks out and starts yelling''HAAA BELLUM! MUST KILL. KILL!''
next is a big commotion of yelling and screaming
last pannel you see link waiting in the hospital with an eye patch looking rustled and toon link beside him playing the ds.
mostly logical.
