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Sloth wrote:TF2 Comic.



Shows RED Scout running up BLU spiral staircase with Intel. He sees a BLU dispenser in the doorway, blocking his way out. Says something like "Ha, that stupid hardhat thinks he can stop me with a puny dispenser?" and dramatically destroys it with his baseball bat. Scout then says "They're going to have to try something a lot better then that" as he continues to run out of the doorway, into three sentry guns.





I don't know. This happened to me today in 2Fort. Thought it was funny. Not really funny enough for a comic though so....
I lol'd a little, but just change what he says to an odd look, like :colbert: and then him just yelling "BONK." To destroy the dispenser.

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Okay so here's one for Brawl.

First panel shows some random fighting, perhaps silhouettes jumping about the Great Fox. Second panel Shiek runs up and punches Marth on the arm. He gives it a rub and says "You, sir, punch like a girl." Shiek blinks and stares at her fist for a moment before replying with, "Pft, at least I take my hits like a man."

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The Bumbler wrote:Okay so here's one for Brawl.

First panel shows some random fighting, perhaps silhouettes jumping about the Great Fox. Second panel Shiek runs up and punches Marth on the arm. He gives it a rub and says "You, sir, punch like a girl." Shiek blinks and stares at her fist for a moment before replying with, "Pft, at least I take my hits like a man."
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Perhaps a comic where Peach finds Wolf cute and makes him her pet? Not sure where you would go from there though.

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Midna is in brawl, bored out of her mind as Link's shadow. Suddenly, she sees Wolf, whom she immediately trades for Link, riding on his back. Wolf doesn't care, but Link cries, and asks how Midna could betray him. Insert hilariously serious faces. End comic.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:EPIC IDEA

Would probably work best as a filler/1 panel comic. Or two panel.


Doctor Who/TF2 joke!


Pyro: *chillin*

Doctor: *also wearing a gas mask* Are you my mummy?
srsly gais this good stuf
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Hm I dunno if this idea is comic-worthy but...

How about a comic about how when one plays as Shiek in SBB and holds the control stick down, she looks like she's furiously sniffing at the ground. It's fairly amusing (at least to me it is).

Thought I'd just put that out there.

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Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.

Meh. This is what you get when I play Wind Waker. :\ I'm sure there's some way to make this funny.

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lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).

Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...

100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...

...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.


Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.


That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
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DoNotDelete wrote:
lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).

Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...

100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...

...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.


Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.


That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
I really shope you feel ashamed of that

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...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.
You see, people I know would get a lead pipe to the knees for saying that.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).

Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...

100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...

...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.


Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.


That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
I lol'd.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
lyrasen wrote:Or a comic about Wind Waker Link, who looks inside a chest larger than him, and is unable to reach the item inside, so he leans a little too far over the edge and his huge head makes him lose his balance and topple inside, and the vibrations make the chest close on him.
Then the chest falls back into the ocean (assuming it's the bit where you use the crane to find treasure in the Great Sea).

Years pass, oceans come and go, possibly people evolve to have a more realistic appearance...

100,000 years later somebody else digs the chest up (possibly another Link), expecting to find treasure inside, instead they find a skeleton...

...cut to a scene in a museum with WW Link's skeleton on display in a 'Missing Link' exhibition.


Yeah, I hope you see what I did there.


That was fucking epic, if I do say so myself.
OMG [begin inspiration]

Another one with Wind Waker.

You know that guy on windfall with the big, comically oversized, arctic hood? If you go behind his counter at night, and then make it daytime, he shoos you out of his store. What if instead of shooing you, the people throw you in jail?

Toon Link: "I wonder..." *does song of passing while behind the guy's store*
Shopkeeper: *SHOCK* "Why you little- THEIF! THEIF!"
*Toon Link is thrown in jail.*
*Show panel with content island inhabitants*
Next panel: *island is overrun with Ganon's goons and monsters with Ganon doing a :awesome: face*

One more:

Just what does the King of Red Lions DO when link is off on his shinanigans?
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Float there, converse with birds. What else could he do? Link has his sail.

Which reminds me: How did the King of Red Lions even get Link to that island if he had no sail? I mean, Link was unconscious, so there was no way he could have paddled. Unless the King used Link's unconscious body as a paddle.

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lyrasen wrote:Float there, converse with birds. What else could he do? Link has his sail.

Which reminds me: How did the King of Red Lions even get Link to that island if he had no sail? I mean, Link was unconscious, so there was no way he could have paddled. Unless the King used Link's unconscious body as a paddle.
He's a talking, magical boat.

The fuck do want from him.

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