AWKWARD ZOMBIE

In Ganondorf's free time, he probably forces Wallmasters to thumb wrestle for sport.

no I have a comic about the most annoying thing ever,trying to catch an adult hylian loach on TP. that fish took me 2 hours to catch and alot of patience man I was so annoyed.

Water wrote:In Ganondorf's free time, he probably forces Wallmasters to thumb wrestle for sport.

Sheiknightfire wrote:no I have a comic about the most annoying thing ever,trying to catch an adult hylian loach on TP. that fish took me 2 hours to catch and alot of patience man I was so annoyed.

I like the capitalized idea!

Ame no Akai wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Its funny cause Raiden was a pussy until he could fend off a troop of armed guards with only his teeth. No, that wasn't an exaggeration. God I love that game.

Yes, because the Big Shell was all Snake's work. He also pussied out of fighting the Dead Cell members, and Solidus' death was completely natural.

Didn't change the fact he kept being whiny, and Snake could have done it way better.

And lets take roll call on Dead Cell, shall we? Three members who died ages before the main mission even took place, a very fat man on rollerskates, a gay man who seems to prefer licking you than biting you, who didn't actually die or get impeded in any serious way, and a suicidal woman who could be evaded by using a motorized wheelchair. Naked Snake fought flamethrower wielding astronauts and double jointed camoflauge experts, Solid Snake fought psychics and minigun wielding eskimos, and Old Snake, well, the effects of the B & B corps is pretty well evidenced.

And as for Solidus? Well, by that point he was screwed anyway, mainly through characters who clearly weren't Raiden.

Does anyone remember the LoZ!TP boss in the Temple of Time? (I think it was in the Temple of Time...) Anywho... The big spider? I still lol at the look on Link's face when he realizes it's not dead yet...

And OMG, what is Bowser compensating for with all those castles? Why is he so angry in the first place? Mother issues? Perhaps a witty comic would answer the question...

Oh yeah, Armogohma?

That must have been Nintendo's idea of a joke.
I love Link's 'WTF??' face; I crack up everytime I see it!

Ame no Akai wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:a gay man who seems to prefer licking you than biting you, who didn't actually die or get impeded in any serious way

What? Fist of all, he opened a can of whoop-booty as soon as you met him, and it didn't really get much better. Second of all...

Here I'm not so much talking cutscenes as I am gameplay. There was really only one portion where you fought Vamp, in the Aquatic room, and to my recollection, his method of fighting you was mainly hand to hand combat, as well as throwing knives you could shoot out of the air......yeah, not that threatening. The man was all about looking threatening while not actually doing much.

Ame no Akai wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:who didn't [...] get impeded in any serious way

Let's see, accidentally shot through the head (which allowed Raiden to escape (might seem wussy, but he was on the clock you know)), submerged/drowned/whatever it was that happened to him, and again shot while holding Emma hostage. None of these stopped him, and yet I fail to see your point. If all of that did nothing, then do you really think someone else could have done better?

Yes. Snake did. Also, in those early days, a well placed Rocket Launcher would have blown Vamp to pieces, and spared us the intense pain of watching Otacon cry over his dead sister

Ame no Akai wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:and a suicidal woman who could be evaded by using a motorized wheelchair.

Well, yes, I'd give you that, were it not for the fact you couldn't actually harm her. This combined with the fact she packed quite the BFG... yeah.

I also can't harm the wall mounted jets of flame in most dungeons, but they aren't exactly a threat now are they?

OoT joke.

Link is having fun pulling the master sword up and down
many times
Navi: Link, I don't think this is a very good idea..
Y. Link: Why not? It's not like I'm gonna ruin the flow of time or something! -drops sword once again-

Next coming up is Link nearly choking due to a tunic way too small for him.

Navi: You should stop screwing up yourself like this.

Reyo wrote:OOH OOH
I has concept.

What would your opponents think of you if you used a legendary pokemon, like Darkrai, in the contests?

:awesome:

I can see it now. All the other Pokemon and contestants are staring at you, thinking, "What a cheap, lame bastard, using a Legendary Pokemon." And you're all like, "Oh, suck it up, bitches. You're just jealous."




OMG I'm going to draw that now! It'll be a gift for you, Reyo, for coming up with the idea! :awesome:

Of course Raiden isn't better than Snake but...come on he's not a pussy, I never saw Snake sneak around totally naked doing flips and breaking necks I mean really..

Oh! Er..

The characters of brawl discuss who of them is the most awesome
(The cool ones try to argue for why they're cool)
Lucario goes I'M LUCARIO I HAVE MY OWN MOVIE </sparkle>

And Kirby sucks him up. Then everyone.

X'cept Marth. Probably because he tastes too bitter or something. (and because he's cool!)






Why have I by the way never ever seen Marth using his weapon.
I have a friend who likes to play as Marth all the time. She tends to pick up fans and try hitting me whenever she gets the chance, though she always misses. - so we've come up with an expression. Marthing.
Has anyone noticed how many piruettes that guy performs?

Also we have some expression for when someone jumps into your obviously charged attack.

Iking

Of course, none of this makes sense because I'm a fork.

Tatchudorf wrote:Stuff.

I like the idea that the Smash Bros. each have their own flavour.

Go with that, with the Kirby tasting them, and the spitting out of the Marth because he's got the bitter.

Sour - Pikachu
Sweet - Peach
Salty - Snake
Bitter - Marth

DoNotDelete wrote:

Tatchudorf wrote:Stuff.

Tasty tasty

Hahaha YES

DoNotDelete wrote:

Tatchudorf wrote:Stuff.

I like the idea that the Smash Bros. each have their own flavour.

Go with that, with the Kirby tasting them, and the spitting out of the Marth because he's got the bitter.

Sour - Pikachu
Sweet - Peach
Salty - Snake
Bitter - Marth

Don't ask. Got reminded of this, that's all.

Oh gosh I loved that game.

HIGH FIVE.