AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Reyo wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:

Reyo wrote:
Also, you ever notice how Jill, Chris, Leon and Clair are somehow IMMUNE to the T-Virus? What about how the villagers/zombies will have random boxes of ammunition on them? What about the fact that the Merchant in Re4 is ALWAYS...THERE?! Also, there's a shotgun hanging on one of the villagers walls, but none of the villagers use it...I didn't know the parasite somehow made them unable to comprehend that shotgun > pitchfork.

Just throwing stuff out there.

Making fun of the Resident Evil Sotry for being stupid and bad? Thats like mocking Chris Farley for being fat.

I'm not making fun of it for being bad...just inconsistent.

......MASSIVELY inconsistent.

PS, anyone who's played the second Prince of Persia will know how incredibly glitchy it is. Like he'll get stuck in walls, enemies will transport randomly, the usuall fun. (I'm not saying it's bad. I love it, in fact. It adds character.)

Still the same problem. Over the years we've just come to expect that everything Capcom makes (with the exception of two games, and two games only, both of them last generation) will be horribly written and stupid. That includes plot inconsistencies, really really bad twists, and just general retardedness

Indigo_Dingo wrote:

Reyo wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Making fun of the Resident Evil Sotry for being stupid and bad? Thats like mocking Chris Farley for being fat.

I'm not making fun of it for being bad...just inconsistent.

......MASSIVELY inconsistent.

PS, anyone who's played the second Prince of Persia will know how incredibly glitchy it is. Like he'll get stuck in walls, enemies will transport randomly, the usuall fun. (I'm not saying it's bad. I love it, in fact. It adds character.)

Still the same problem. Over the years we've just come to expect that everything Capcom makes (with the exception of two games, and two games only, both of them last generation) will be horribly written and stupid. That includes plot inconsistencies, really really bad twists, and just general retardedness

So why not exploit it for lulz?

I would...but I mess up stick figures when I draw.

-GO GO GADGET FIGHT!-

(Me and Katie are holding Kat and Ana to chairs while Dressed as Inspector Gadget and G2 (From the second IG Movie). Lars is the refferee)

Lars: Photoshop Effects!

Me: GO GO GADGET SHINY NEW NICKELODEON LOGO! (Shines the New Nickelodeon Logo)

Katie: uh...GO GO GADGET PLASTIC WRAP! (Katie Looks like she's Covered in Plastic Wrap)

Lars: Tropes!

Me: GO GO GADGET PLOT RELEVENT AGE UP! (Kat and Ana Grow into Teenagers)

Katie: GO GO GADGET HUMANITY ENSUES! (A Piplup transforms into a human Girl...BUT SHE'S MISSING CLOTHES!)

Lars: Crossover Series!

Me: GO GO GADGET SMASH BROS! (The Smash Bros Characters appear out of nowhere)

Katie: GO GO GADGET KINGDOM HEARTS! (so do The Kingdom Hearts characters)

Lars: Anime With Small Characters!

Me: GO GO GADGET SHUGO CHARA! (The Shugo Chara Characters appear out of Nowhere)

Katie: Um...GO GO GADGET BAKUGAN! (so do The Bakugan Characters)

Lars: Kids Networks!

Me: GO GO GADGET CARTOON NETWORK! (Every Cartoon Network Character Appears out of Nowhere)

Katie: GO GO GADGET NICKELODEON! (So Does every Nickelodeon Character)

Lars: Miyazaki Films!

Me: GO GO GADGET PONYO! (The Ponyo Characters appear out of nowhere)

Katie: GO GO GADGET HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (so do the Howl's Moving Castle characters)

Lars: Cute animals to Turn Human!

Me: GO GO GADGET YIN-YANG-YO! (The Yin-Yang-Yo! Characters, Execpt Master Yo, appear out of nowhere, Humanised of course)

Katie: GO GO GADGET pop flyin' TREE FREINDS! (so do the pop flyin' tree friends characters!)

Lars: Cybernetic stuff to Turn Human!

Me: GO GO GADGET TRANS-(Muffed by my Mom)

Mom: Read it in your Head!

Katie: Three...Two...one...(The Transformers animated Characters Appear as Humans) GO GO GADGET OS-TANS! (Every OS-Tan Known to the net appear, Me-tan Laughs at AC in the style of Nelson)

Everyone: Served! Served! Served! Served!

Sloth wrote:

RJDERMODY3 wrote:Well i first got the idea when I was playing around in OoT and just
shooting arrows into the sky and noticed that.....they do not come
down....at all. So know i present to you, "Physics in Zelda"


We start our with Link and Navi standing on the island on Lake Hylia
facing in the direction of Lon Lon Ranch and Link is just shooting arrows
into the sky.....


Navi: Hey Link...umm.....don't you ever wonder where all those arrows land?
Link: Actually I never really thought about that (pause shooting)
MEANWHILE AT LON LON RANCH
Arrows are falling out of the sky everywhere hitting every horse, chicken,
and person. Pretty much all hell breaks loose at Lon Lon Ranch by raining
arrows.
BACK TO LINK AND NAVI
Link: (starts up his shooting again with a big smile on his face)
THE END

This is funny. I'd like to see a comic like this.
..
Good job.

haha thanks i hope it does get used

Mond wrote:

Sloth wrote:

RJDERMODY3 wrote:Physics in LoZ

This is funny. I'd like to see a comic like this.

Seconded. I can see how Katie's style would really make this work.

yea thats why i choose to put it up here and no where else i think she would do a great job

How about a comic that involves the team-heal item in Brawl?

Somebody grabs it and throws it straight up to try and heal themselves, but it just ends up whacking them in the head and knocking them unconscious.

...

it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:How about a comic that involves the team-heal item in Brawl?

Somebody grabs it and throws it straight up to try and heal themselves, but it just ends up whacking them in the head and knocking them unconscious.

...

Just the thought of that made me laugh.

it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:How about a comic that involves the team-heal item in Brawl?

Somebody grabs it and throws it straight up to try and heal themselves, but it just ends up whacking them in the head and knocking them unconscious.

...

PffftHahaha!! That IS clever... I'd like to see that in one of Katie's comics. XD

it's_ze_dybbuk wrote:How about a comic that involves the team-heal item in Brawl?

Somebody grabs it and throws it straight up to try and heal themselves, but it just ends up whacking them in the head and knocking them unconscious.

...

Or what about the bombs?

*Citizens of modern suberbia are going about their day when the beige ball thing (whatever the hell you kids call it these days) appears out of nowhere*
Citizen 1: What is it?
Citizen 2: I don't know.
Citizen 3: Let's poke it!
*Citizen 4 pokes it*
*Beige ball thing rises up and drops 5 or 6 bombs.*
All 4 citizens: OH SHI-
*cut to panarama of the city with a nuclear mushroom cloud*

That sounds more like something that's pop up in VGcats.

Also they're Party Balls.

Airigh wrote:That sounds more like something that's pop up in VGcats.

Also they're Party Balls.

It could be, but I'm not sure.
I spend too much time reading webcomics enough as it is.

:awesome:

Reyo wrote:*Citizens of modern suberbia are going about their day when the beige ball thing (whatever the hell you kids call it these days) appears out of nowhere*
Citizen 1: What is it?
Citizen 2: I don't know.
Citizen 3: Let's poke it!
*Citizen 4 pokes it*
*Beige ball thing rises up and drops 5 or 6 bombs.*
All 4 citizens: OH SHI-
*cut to panarama of the city with a nuclear mushroom cloud*

Usually the bombs just sit here for a few seconds...

...then they blow up just as you think it's safe to pick them up.

I'd like to see something about the Vs. Seeker in Pokemon.

Instead of just asking a trainer for a rematch, you have to have a tiny machine do it for you. So I imagine a trainer walking up to someone, and despite the fact that the rematchee is standing three feet away and capable of talking, activating the Vs. Seeker, and getting the "The other trainers don't appear to be ready for battle" message. The trainer then has to run around really quickly to recharge the battery and try again. All of this happening while the re-matchee is right there glaring at the trainer running around like a freak.

Or something. There's some potential there.

Well how does a mute person ask for a rematch? With a device that tells people he wants to, of course!

speaking of Wii sports, my little sister (too lazy to log in) has an idea.

maybe Katie could poke fun off of Wii bowling.