COMIC IDEAS

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Out of sorts:
W. D. Gaster from Undertale is sorting his laundry to piles of Dark, Darker, and Yet Darker. He comes across a striped shirt and can't figure out where to put it.
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Turn the other clique Part 2
Bowser and Ganondorf are slumped over, wishing some evil guy would come over to their table.
They spot King K. Rool and try to wave him down, but he sits down to have tea with princesses instead (and maybe Fox for some reason -- according to the subspace emissary in Brawl, this is something he does).
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Hanging by a threat: (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
Goombella and Mario are at the Rogueport public square.
Goombella: "So I'm a member of your party now, so feel free to ask me about the town and stuff! Got any questions?"
Mario: "Yeh... why is there a hangman's noose right there?"
Goombella: "Let's just say you should NEVER cheat the pop flyin'-Go-Lucky lottery..."

(Bonus Panels:
Mario: "Okay, but why a hangman's noose? half the people here are just heads with feet"
They both turn around to see a little goomba kid riding it like a playground swing)
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Luigi is cleaning the smash apartment complex...
Luigi: "I can't believe Simon tried to exorcise the bathtub..."
He enters a room to find the walls and ceiling stabbed with chunks of a bedframe with bits of mattress fluff strewn everywhere.
Luigi: "Jigglypuff! Did you instant-KO your bed again?"
Jigglypuff stares at him with an adorably guilty expression.
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Agnostic
Richter: Who art thou?
Palutena: I'm palutena, Goddess of -
Richter: Holdeth up, there's only one God.
Palutena: Well I'm omnipotent and omniscient, so -
Richter: Then I shall ask thee a question no mere mortal can answer! Where doth the missing socks go when thou doest the laundry?
Palutena: ...
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For the Spider-Man game that came out on PS4 last year.

*Spider-Man is swinging through the city, inner monologuing)
Spider-Man: "Oh man, this is horrible! Kingpin's gang is selling drugs, the Demons are murdering people in the streets, and all my worst enemies are running free. The people of New York need me! I have to..."
(sees bird)
Spider-Man: "PIGEON! GOTTA CHASE THE PIGEON GOTTA GET THE PIGEON! PIGEONNNNN!!!"
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Rembot wrote:Hanging by a threat: (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
Goombella and Mario are at the Rogueport public square.
Goombella: "So I'm a member of your party now, so feel free to ask me about the town and stuff! Got any questions?"
Mario: "Yeh... why is there a hangman's noose right there?"
Goombella: "Let's just say you should NEVER cheat the pop flyin'-Go-Lucky lottery..."

(Bonus Panels:
Mario: "Okay, but why a hangman's noose? half the people here are just heads with feet"
They both turn around to see a little goomba kid riding it like a playground swing)
Have you tried actually cheating in the pop flyin' Lucky Lottery? (By setting your system clock forwards one day at a time, resetting, checking the board, saving... and then finally setting the clock back to normal and talking to him again). It's pretty funny. He gets VERY upset.

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Showsni wrote:
Rembot wrote:Hanging by a threat: (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
Goombella and Mario are at the Rogueport public square.
Goombella: "So I'm a member of your party now, so feel free to ask me about the town and stuff! Got any questions?"
Mario: "Yeh... why is there a hangman's noose right there?"
Goombella: "Let's just say you should NEVER cheat the pop flyin'-Go-Lucky lottery..."

(Bonus Panels:
Mario: "Okay, but why a hangman's noose? half the people here are just heads with feet"
They both turn around to see a little goomba kid riding it like a playground swing)
Have you tried actually cheating in the pop flyin' Lucky Lottery? (By setting your system clock forwards one day at a time, resetting, checking the board, saving... and then finally setting the clock back to normal and talking to him again). It's pretty funny. He gets VERY upset.
No, but I hear the lottery Bomb guy gets pretty mad; I figured it would make a decent punchline. :) Also, why does the forum keep censoring h_appy? That's a completely acceptable word.
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Since Team Three Star seems to be committed to doing Season 4 of DBZ Abridged...

Courteous Devil (DBZ)

Babidi: Those minions stole enough energy to wake Buu up halfway! How many millions of people did they attack?!
Dabura: Perhaps this Majin Buu not as powerful as you believe?
Bibidi: Buu is strong enough to challenge the gods! I regret killing those two now...
Dabura (making the sign of the cross): Then may they rest in peace; I fear we will never again see their like in our lifetimes.
Bibidi: Did you just a prayer for them?
Dabura: Should I not?
Bibidi: You're a demon!
Dabura: Yes, and that makes me a Catholic!
Bibidi (Confused Jackie Chan)
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Eternal Reward (Super Paper Mario)

Bowser's chilling in his room in the Underwhere, when Mario and Luigi burst through the door -
Bowser: "What are you doing here?!"
Luigi: "We all died! Now we're getting you out of here."
Bowser: "No, I mean what are you doing HERE?" This is the Underwhere - where all of the bad people go once their games are over. I get why I'm here, but I thought you were supposed to be good guys... what did you do to get here?"

Mario has a flashback of all of the Goombas he's stomped, times he's dropped Yoshi into a pit for extra height, times he's jumped on Toads for extra height to get a star coin, etc.

Luigi has a flashback of his time as Mr. L, showing that he was never actually hypnotized to be Mr. L in the first place.
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Language Barrier:
Daisy is talking to Yoshi on a couch, and Lucas pops up from behind:
Lucas: Why do you just keep saying Yoshi's name over and over again?
Daisy: That's just how he talks - if you want to tell him something, you just say 'Yoshi'.
Lucas: It's that easy? I wanna try!
cut to later, and Lucas has a black eye and an egg smashed over his face.
Lucas: Was it something I said?
Daisy: You said his mother was a gecko and his father smells like dead goombas.
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Assault with a deadly weapon (Yakuza series)

Panel 1: A group of goons are sitting around in an office setting, looking tough, smoking, with tattoos, etc. Off to the side and is a small kitchenette area with various items like a kettle, cutlery tray, salt shaker, etc.

Panel 2: Close up on new goon entering through the door, shouting "Guys, Kiryu is coming! Hide anything he can use as a weapon!

Panel 3: Goons frantically carrying all sorts of objects. A lamp, chairs, stack of papers, fish bowl, plunger, telephone, etc.

Panel 4: Cut back to show the office, now completely barren save for the lone salt shaker on the counter. Speech bubble "We should be ok now, right?"

Panel 5: Kiryu, enraged, holding a goon by the shirt, pouring salt into terrified goon's eyes.
Look at you, rodent. A pathetic creature of cheese and grain, panting and squeaking as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, enneamortal feline?

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Just watched Terminator 2 with my Nephew, who had never seen it before.

Bad Influence (Terminator 2)

Terminator is triaging Dyson's bullet wound.
Termie: "Clean penetration, no damage to the bone. Apply pressure here to stop the bleeding."
(Turns to Sarah) Termie: "I have noticed that you use full metal jacket rounds."
Sarah: "Yeah?"
Termie: "Hollow point bullets cause more damage to organic targets."
Sarah: "But full metal jackets might damage machinery."
Termie: "... Fair point. Dickwad."
Sarah: "! JOOOHN!"
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With every remake comes an opportunity to revive my tired old jokes.

Link Awakens:
Link battles the Nightmares holding the Windfish captive. Windfish is giving a presentation in his underwear. Windfish hasn't studied for a test. Windfish is covered in scorpions. Etc.
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some sorta scenario where snake is upset that bayonetta, joker, and kirby get to have guns even though he wasn't allowed to have any for brawl and it's still a clause on his contract or something that hasn't expired so he still can't have guns and he's grumpy about it

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