Pick up lines, go!

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:41 am

Bucket wrote:
Wanna see my spaceship?

Hahaha, +1.

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:07 am

Bucket wrote:
Wanna see my spaceship?

BRILLIANT

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:14 pm

Loving the Zaphod Beeblbrox one

ashieyu · Post by **ashieyu** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:19 pm

Bacon wrote:I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

You put your coffee in the freezer?

Post by **corsica** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:56 am

If I take off my shirt will you have sex with me and keep me company for a few hours before leaving me alone in my pifitul life?

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:22 pm

Yeah I guess.

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:25 pm

Is this a Rorschach-inkblot test?

Because I think I see my dick in you.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:21 am

ashieyu wrote:
Bacon wrote:I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
You put your coffee in the freezer?

Every time I see your avatar, it makes me smile, it's so adorable. "*EYE LICK!*"

Jaco6wolloce · Post by **Jaco6wolloce** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:47 am

Miss StarSeed wrote:
SlackerJ wrote:Can't it be both?
It's always both.

Also, Anchorman quotes = <3

My apartment smells of rich... mahogany...

DBZA reference?

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:58 am

Jaco6wolloce wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
SlackerJ wrote:Can't it be both?
It's always both.

Also, Anchorman quotes = <3

My apartment smells of rich... mahogany...
DBZA reference?

What the hell is DBZA? It's an Anchorman quote.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:34 am

My love for you is like a knife.

It's durable, piercing, will never dull, and always full of luster.

Also, if you don't pay attention to it, it will fucking cut you.

Post by **corsica** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:44 am

My love for you is like a truck.

Berserker.

Would you like some making fuck?

Berserker.

Jaco6wolloce · Post by **Jaco6wolloce** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:10 pm

Bacon wrote:
Jaco6wolloce wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote: It's always both.

Also, Anchorman quotes = <3

My apartment smells of rich... mahogany...
DBZA reference?
What the hell is DBZA? It's an Anchorman quote.

Dragonball z abridged,theres a character that ends all his setences with ....mahogany...

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:10 pm

"Grabbin' peelz!"

"For what?"

"Uh... nothing."

Water · Post by **Water** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:00 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:Grrl, if you were a video game, you'd be Ocarina of FINE.

This.