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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:20 am
by Badfish
Can I be the water?

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:25 am
by corsica
Grrl, you're like Madonna. You were good while you lasted.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:29 am
by The Bouncer
Badfish wrote:Can I be the water?
I'm the water.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:45 am
by Looper.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:15 am
by Plasma
Grrl...

I like Twilight.



Seriously, changes you from a stranger to a pantsmate in 3.2 seconds.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:16 am
by Looper.
I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:45 am
by The Bouncer
Looper. wrote:I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.
Actually, if you used some womens soaps, you could achieve that with little effort.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:08 am
by corsica
Looper. wrote:I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.
Or just become a faggot.

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:14 am
by Looper.
Lolita wrote:
Looper. wrote:I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.
Or just become a faggot.
Image

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:57 pm
by Water
Creeper wrote:
Badfish wrote:Can I be the water?
I'm the water.
even don't I this is what :psyduck:

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:40 pm
by Trennicus
Poor Water.

Grrl, if I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:18 pm
by Misterian
you better date me.

you'll regret it greatly.

bored forever you'll be.

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:44 pm
by Bill Nye the Science Guy
Grrl, If your breasts were vampires, theyd be Dracularge

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:24 am
by Bucket
Image
Wanna see my spaceship?

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:27 am
by lyra/dicks
If I punch you in the face right now, will you marry me?