AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:17 pm**

Fauche wrote:
MORGANMAN wrote:Grrl, you're like homework-- my dog ate you.
Wait... what?

A+ would lol again

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:23 pm**

Grrrl, I will give your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:58 am**

Grrl, if you were a type of code, you'd be bbcode.

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:03 am**

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pop flyin' to see me?

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:27 am**

Want to ride in my rocket to your zero-g spot?

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:44 am**

Grrl, if you were a URI, you'd be a GURL.

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:24 pm**

Grrl, if there was a machine that described what I wanted to do to you, it would be a plow.

Yeah, not very good, but considering I haven't gotten any sleep it's expected.

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:38 pm**

Hi, I'm Mister Plow. I'm here to clear your driveway.

"But... there's no snow..."

Who said anything about plowing snow? I'm here to plow your driveway

Posted: **Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:51 pm**

Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:34 am**

I can't believe I'm actually going to write this one. I don't remember where I found it.

"I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

lol

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:54 am**

Grrl, you're like a rubix cube... the more I play with you, the more I want to curb stomp you.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:00 am**

Grrrl, those clothes and make-up makes you look like a commercial.Shiny and cool but in the end is faulty and unreliable.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:09 am**

Grrl, you're like The Jonas Brothers. You suck hard.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:11 am**

Grrl, you be the iceburg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:18 am**

Trennicus wrote:Grrl, you be the iceburg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

Done.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pick up lines, go!