Pick up lines, go!

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:02 am

Grrl, if you were a pen, you'd be fine tipped.

Post by **corsica** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:30 am

Take off your pants or else I'll shoot you in the kneecap.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:32 am

Grrl, you must be a kitten, cuz I wanna pick you up and take you home with me.

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:33 am

Grrrl, if you were an actor in an movie based on a book that's about a school of wizards, you'd be Emma Fineston.

Emma Watson is extremely fine though...like wow!

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:37 am

Bitch you know you want this.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:41 am

Grrl, if you were art, you'd be fine art.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:44 am

Grrl, if you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Fineon!

I think its pretty much impossible to actually get a girl with a line like that!

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:47 am

Plasma wrote:Grrl, if you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Fineon!

I think its pretty much impossible to actually get a girl with a line like that!

Try it at E3 or something.

Post by **corsica** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:08 am

Grrl, if you were a tree, you'd be a Fine Tree!

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:31 pm

Grrl, if you were a scientist, you'd be Frankenfine.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:31 pm

...Hey.

Post by **corsica** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:38 pm

Grrl, if you were a designer, you'd Calvin Fine.

Auntie · Post by **Auntie** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:39 pm

Girl, if you were a drink, you'd be red fine.

spongedav · Post by **spongedav** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:45 pm

Lolita wrote:Take off your pants or else I'll shoot you in the kneecap.

Best. Pick-up line. EVER!

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:51 pm

Grrl, you're like a gavel. I wanna bang you.

...And hit you.