Pick up lines, go!

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:02 am

Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
Merlin wrote:Varn is a sexy beast.
That he is. Calling all Varn fans! unite and let us jump Varn, the sexy beast of sexness!

WE WANT YOUR NADS, VARN.

All your Varn are belong to us.

Drops_Of_Jupiter · Post by **Drops_Of_Jupiter** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:28 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:
Merlin wrote:Varn is a sexy beast.
That he is. Calling all Varn fans! unite and let us jump Varn, the sexy beast of sexness!

WE WANT YOUR NADS, VARN.
All your Varn are belong to us.

All your Varn are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your Varn. Someone set us up the Varn. VARN RUSH!

And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".

Exactoman · Post by **Exactoman** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:26 am

Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".

Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:36 pm

Exactoman wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".

Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?

Do I need to whip out my 'awesome editting' skills on Varn's I Want You poster again?

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:38 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Exactoman wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:And all other internet memes of clicheness, appropriately inserted with the word "Varn".

Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?
Do I need to whip out my 'awesome editting' skills on Varn's I Want You poster again?

dooo eeet

Drops_Of_Jupiter · Post by **Drops_Of_Jupiter** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:18 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Exactoman wrote:Are you a bad enough Varn to save the President?
Do I need to whip out my 'awesome editting' skills on Varn's I Want You poster again?
dooo eeet

Dooooo eeeet noowwwwwww.....

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:05 am

Varn:
Apparently, he's the sex.

PICKUPLINEWISE!:

'Hello, XLady. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.'

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:11 am

Ah, here we go.

Post by **Merlin** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:20 am

I'd be lying if that I said that doesn't fail.

Drops_Of_Jupiter · Post by **Drops_Of_Jupiter** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:41 pm

Merlin wrote:I'd be lying if that I said that doesn't fail.

You know what doesn't fail? That condom commercial with the pigs. The dude is hawt. I swear it's just Varn in disguise.

Post by **Spoony** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:26 pm

The condoms from the commercial fail, though.

Drops_Of_Jupiter · Post by **Drops_Of_Jupiter** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:40 pm

Spoony wrote:The condoms from the commercial fail, though.

True.....

Kage Me · Post by **Kage Me** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:32 am

Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:You know what doesn't fail? That condom commercial with the pigs. The dude is hawt. I swear it's just Varn in disguise.

Condom commercial with... pigs?

o_0;;

Dear God, no... Just... no.

I'm scarred for life.

Drops_Of_Jupiter · Post by **Drops_Of_Jupiter** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:47 pm

Kage Me wrote:
Drops_Of_Jupiter wrote:You know what doesn't fail? That condom commercial with the pigs. The dude is hawt. I swear it's just Varn in disguise.
Condom commercial with... pigs?

o_0;;

Dear God, no... Just... no.

I'm scarred for life.

Yeah. It's a bunch of pigs, and this poor girl is just UGH until one of the pigs goes and gets a condom from this vending machine and he comes back a hot guy.

Kryzm · Post by **Kryzm** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:36 pm

Yeah. It's a bunch of pigs, and this poor girl is just UGH until one of the pigs goes and gets a condom from this vending machine and he comes back a hot guy.

....I should try that.....