AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That looks like satire.


At least I hope it is.

but cannibalism is unhealthy because as humans we use all the nutrients we need, and almost none are left in our systems, so eating human meat is basically less healthy than eating potato chips because you get nothing out of it

Well the answer is to eat a lot of humans so that you make up for the nutritional loss. There, world hunger and overpopulation solved.

it's not a lack of nutrients so much as they're not there at all

My main point with the whole thing is that there was nothing wrong with the chart, and no one purposefully sent it to her to "educate" or "correct" her. She came across it and said "who cares?" because her opinion about shit that doesn't apply to her is apparently bloggable free speech, and as we know, if it's free speech, no one is allowed to be offended by what we say.

It's childish. She uses "don't like, don't read" but meanwhile gets her panties in a knot over a chart and feels the need to get validation over her opinion that it's stupid.

Also, cannibalism has produced a disease which causes neurological disorder.

I thought that was only if you ate the brain?

Thanks for reminding! I'm sure rapists (which potentially includes all men, of course) will think twice now.

Because of course all men are evil rapist monsters whose only purpose on this planet is to impregnate women against their will.

ALL.

MEN.

So will those protection officials also be men or will they be women?

I think it's supposed to be a reply to all those "How to avoid being raped" guides written for women actually. You know, the ones which end up blame the victims rather than the criminal. Those.

Yeah but instead of blaming the criminals (i.e. not all men) - those posters are unnecessarily tarring an entire demographic based on the contents of their underpants.

Because if you have a penis, you can only be an evil rapist, obviously.

It's insulting to say the least.


Oh wait, I'm not allowed to be insulted because I'm too privileged, right?


Good.

Grief.

I've been seeing a lot of really horrible comments on tumblr lately saying stuff about how men are the scum of the earth and they need to be wiped out and how boys are born evil, etc

The only time I've ever seen SJW get mad about it is when they say "don't say stuff like that because men will think misandry is real"

oh god shut up

it's all right in front of you and won't even admit it's all real

But Nachalnik, you forget one thing:
They are stupid people, trying desperately to appear smarter than they actually are. They won't see it because that would be admitting they were wrong. Just remember, These people have always been around. The internet just gave them the means to make it known.