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Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:57 pm
by Nachalnik
Go to the posh shops snobby Git,Your not funny & you are insulting people that buy from pound land. I am off to do something better with my time By serving up meals for the homeless people,Pity you don,t do something to help others instead of giving out your insults.i will point out the fact that i can spell but i wont bother to waste any more time on you.
found this on one of ashens poundland videos
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:01 pm
by Mete
Oh my god ahahaha
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:07 pm
by Operation Awesome
Star Trek XIII - A Whale of a Time
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:24 pm
by wordNumber
NSFW text
Justice here. I am now in a relationship with an object, a bookshelf named Hunter who is made of mahogany. I have always been attracted to him (he beckoned me over in Pier 1 imports when we first met 8 years ago) but now I know I really love him. For 8 years he has been full of books and knickknacks so I never really got a good look at his slender, sexy frame. I am moving soon, so I took all the books off, and it was like I was undressing him. Hunter is so slender and light that I dragged him into bed with me and wiped him with some Pledge, and it was so erotic and lovely. We were really connecting. The soul of his mahogany limbs was flowing into me and we took a nap together. Hunter knows that I am pansexual and that I sometimes date human beings, and he is okay with it because I am the only human being he has ever been in love with. He’s so sweet and supportive. I am moving to New York soon so he is getting very jealous. New York is home to many sexy buildings and structures and he feels “inadequate.” I want to be faithful to him, but if he’s going to allow me to date humans then what is to stop me from courting the Met or the Brooklyn Bridge or the Chrisler building? Not gonna lie I’ve always had a hot spot for Trump Tower. But Hunter is small enough to fit in bed with me and make love with me, which I can’t exactly do with Trump tower. Whatever. He’ll just have to deal with whatever decision I make.
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:47 am
by [Citation Needed]
Today, I met Sailor Moon's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:36 am
by TheStranger
[Citation Needed] wrote:Today, I met Sailor Moon's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
No big loss, chiauas are the red headed step children of the dog world.
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:55 am
by AngelicSongx
Cori wrote:A feathered headdress used by certain native american tribes.
Only important members of the tribe who earn the right to have one may wear it.
I thought this was a bonnet?
http://i.imgur.com/IF96pmD.jpg?1
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:57 am
by Cori
That's a bonnet, yes.
However, that is not a native american war bonnet.
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:21 am
by D-vid
AngelicSongx wrote:Cori wrote:A feathered headdress used by certain native american tribes.
Only important members of the tribe who earn the right to have one may wear it.
I thought this was a bonnet?
http://i.imgur.com/IF96pmD.jpg?1
If there is hell, I'm going there.
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:49 pm
by AngelicSongx
-applause- I laughed.
Also, my friend put this on Facebook, and I felt incredibly sad when I realized who it was about. ;-;
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:10 pm
by Nachalnik
oh god
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:19 pm
by Silver_Wolf
Oh..oh, oh no. I just. I can't. I have no words to express how wrong that this.
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:57 pm
by Turbro
Explain the horror for me please, I'm not righteously appalled.
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:06 pm
by Wry Bread
TurboPunz wrote:Explain the horror for me please, I'm not righteously appalled.
Amanda Todd was a teen with a really horrible history of bullying and abuse from her peers. Like a lot of people she turned to the internet for company and comfort; unfortunately, she was convinced when she was pretty young to show her breasts for an online "friend" who then screencapped it and blackmailed her with it. Her family had to relocate several times because the guy kept resurfacing and sending the image and other stuff to all her new classmates and friends, and she was targeted the entire time by trolls/etc. She put out a video detailing her history with that stuff and how it hurt her and made her feel, including suicide attempts, self mutilation and things like drug abuse to get away from the problem. She finally did commit suicide last October when it got to be too much and people still try to troll her memorial page, harass her family and etc.
I should mention she got routine "hey fucking kill yourself" messages, death threats and insults from her classmates-- it wasn't just the one guy with the photo plus your routine shitty anon trolls, it was people she knew offline targeting her in person and on the internet. One of the things that really got me was, well... 1996-2012. She was like a month away from being sixteen (born in Nov, died in Oct).
Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:30 pm
by Mugenman88
Let's not put too much depression in this page, it ruins the rest of the hilariously idiotic blog posts
Is America hating going too far?
