Text Screencaps Thread 2.0

[vealin99]

we all know homestuck has the best fandom
all though all fandoms are generally awful

[Bexton]

Someone left this instead of a tip

So you had enough cheddar to go to a restaurant (or a bar, idk), but not enough to leave a tip?

[Turbro]

Someone left this instead of a tip

So you had enough cheddar to go to a restaurant (or a bar, idk), but not enough to leave a tip?

You had enough cheddar to go to a restaurant, bar, etc, print business cards explaining why you're not leaving a tip, presumably doing so because you frequent restaurants, but not enough cheddar to leave a tip.

[TheStranger]

Ahh, so he's cheap AND a dick.

[Nachalnik]

I’m going to make you a sandwich.
This seems retarded, right?
See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around.
But no. I’m not like that.
I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.
You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.
Sincerely,
Me.

[vealin99]

that's still pretty sexist

[Nachalnik]

"we're the real victims here!"

Casual ableism is wishing me for my birthday to “stay healthy”. I haven’t been “healthy” for the past 5 years.

casual ableism is telling someone to fuck off. not everyone can just “fuck off”

[Exeres]

That last one, I had to laugh.

[Turbro]

Everyone can fuck off with a little help! Here, I'll teach you.

[Wry Bread]

Check your lung privilege exeres, what if someone has a headmate who's a fish and can't laugh, gosh.

[Tetrunes]

Casual ableism is implying I can read by posting on tumblr. I'm BLIIIIND

[Exeres]

Wide.

[Tetrunes]

That is the best thing

[Vax]

I died

[Dr. Glocktor]

The best