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share YOUR tips and tricks for dressing, putting on make up, and general know-how on whoring up and going down ;O


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I just tell them that they are my fetish. Works every time.

Oh hey look another SCP thread


Wait a minute

I thought the same thing.

I'd be less suss with proper capitalisation and a shorter name.

Didn't we have a girl talk thread a while back?

Tip #1: Say that nothing's wrong when something's wrong. Boys will understand immediately.

Though, on the topic of make up, I only rarely wear it. I don't want to be one of those girls at my school who look way different without it.

I never wear makeup unless there is something special going on. I normally look just fine, but there's enough of a difference that when I went all out for prom no one recognized me which was really funny. It was less funny that my date wouldn't talk to any of my friends, kept ditching to go talk to his pal on his phone outside, almost made me late for afterprom because he wanted me to lie to the office faculty that had been mocking and bullying me all year to sneak his friend in so he could avoid socializing with me, made me take pictures of him modelling with airsoft guns until the very last minute, then wanted to ditch his friend 25 miles from his house in icy rain when it didn't work.

/INFINITE SHRUGS

I always prefer when a girl saves makeup for special occasions. Unless it's warpaint. That's a daily necessity.

If I can feel your makeup when I facebattle you on the cheek it really puts me off. Just putting that out there.

What if it's flavored? Do they sell that? Seems like they should sell that.

help loli figure out how to apply eyeliner on the top lid because i'm a fucking moron

lift your tail to expose your glands and spray them on males. the scent of whiskey and faith hill will drive them to loving you

Queen Lolita wrote:help loli figure out how to apply eyeliner on the top lid because i'm a fucking moron

Kinda weird; I always have more trouble with the bottom lid

plz stay on track

seriously though how the fuck do i apply eyeliner to my top lid without getting it EVERYWHERE

Eyeliner's the devil.