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Go to an underwear store and get bra advice maybe?

I dunno, I haven't spent too much time worrying about that aspect of being a girl.

Try bee stings, numerous bee stings.

what's a good push up bra brand that makes your tiddies look gigantic

My hands.

guys seriously

what's a good bra type for pushing my tiddies up to my neck

Don't do that. Your tiddies probably look fine as is. Pushed up tiddies look weird IMO.

Ahahahaha, people that can buy bras in stores...

There are plenty of push-up bras out there, try a few on.

Bonus points if they're sparkly ones.

Personally I don't like push-up bras at all, I like my small tiddies where they are. Of all the things I'm self-conscious about my tiddies are actually not one of them.

i would love to get as many as i can at v. secret but they're mad expensive

most brands like aerie don't carry DD size cups in push up and that makes me sad because their push up bras are great

Why would you want a push up bra with a double D.

because my tiddies are kinda droopy

Then it's not a matter of push up so much as general support. Make sure you're getting one with a tight enough band, and with straps that will stay. The cups should probably be firm, and you're going to definitely need underwire.

oh fuck underwire

hate underwire bras so much

Well, once you cross over a C or D cup, then you're going to be hard pressed to find an appropriately supportive bra that doesn't have it. It's a matter of physical structuring and engineering, just for your tiddies instead of a building.

Trust me, I"m the boob and bra expert