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Dire wrote:natural scent

i remember a while back, a bunch of AZ'ers were convinced their natural scent was like roses and lavender because they just took a shower and that's all they could smell

i hope you've gotten better since then AZ

are you bitter that your natural scent is pocky and tears bro

at least the pocky lightens the scent of misery mister spoons

unlike u rolfalfomorh el ol l

Cafall wrote:i remember a while back, a bunch of AZ'ers were convinced their natural scent was like roses and lavender because they just took a shower and that's all they could smell

i hope you've gotten better since then AZ

One would have to eat a shit load of flowers in order to sweat perfume. [was about to go off on a tangent about eating healthy but decided against it].

how to put on perfume properly:

spray it in the air in front of you

walk through it

should be strong enough to smell without being overwhelming

DO NOT ADMINISTER TO ANUS

I cannot stress this enough

To all perfume/lotion/deodorant users: DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT apply your shit in a crowded or enclosed area with other people. That is just a dick move to make everyone in a locked position have to taste Eau de Jackass for the duration of their stay.

One reason I despise perfume is that my mom has environmental asthma. She has trouble breathing if anyone wearing scented products gets near her. Perfume, lotion, spray deodorant, all of that. What's really infuriating is when people know this and come close anyway because they think their smell is "light" and then proceed to ruin her day. Perfume salespeople are some of the worst offenders at this when they come out of nowhere and try spritzing us.

Perfume sales people exist!?

The Big Cheese wrote:DO NOT ADMINISTER TO ANUS

I cannot stress this enough

Voice of experience?

Am I allowed here?
I would love to learn the tricks on mastering the captivating of the d.

Madican wrote:To all perfume/lotion/deodorant users: DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT apply your shit in a crowded or enclosed area with other people. That is just a dick move to make everyone in a locked position have to taste Eau de Jackass for the duration of their stay.

People do this?

assholes do

Protip for sprays an' stuff: No matter how long you use it, use the same amount. You eventually get used to it, and unless you're careful you'll end up using too much to get the same amount of scent to you, but not anyone else.
Limit to an amount of spritzs, not strength.

Don't apply to your asshole, and don't apply, you asshole.

I try not to use sprays on a regular basis just so I don't get used to it.

All I ever use is some raspberry vanilla spray though. I have some perfume I got as a present for my 16th birthday but I've used it maybe once.

It's Britney Spears
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