Ducter Who's Adventer

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:54 pm

Sol Reaper wrote:>stand up, son; you look like a fool sittin' around like that

Much better.

Lady Lolita wrote:ponder why you didn't date the smokin' hot martha

*Sigh* Oh, Murtha. I miss you. You were so great, but now you are gone.

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:26 pm

>Go back in time to a point in which you can date Murtha

Wry Bread · Post by **Wry Bread** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:32 pm

>Wear increasingly grand bowties; if your extravagant collection of bowties isn't opulent enough for that yet, resolve to remedy that as soon as possible.

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:00 pm

Wry Bread wrote:>Wear increasingly grand bowties; if your extravagant collection of bowties isn't opulent enough for that yet, resolve to remedy that as soon as possible.

Sol Reaper wrote:>Go back in time to a point in which you can date Murtha

You just had the most brilliant plan in all of time & space. You take the Coowest Bowtie from the TERDUS and set a new course!

WHEE-OOSH! More awesome sounds from your mouth.

Hello? Murtha? You are here, baby, and this time you'll lea-

*Thunk*

keegster2 · Post by **keegster2** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:19 pm

Dedivax · Post by **Dedivax** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:29 pm

>Encounter Arther Dunt

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:08 pm

You are ded. You were so young too! You had so many things ahead of you: Showing Murtha your Bowtie...Picking up Dennis Hopper...Meeting Arther Dunt...
All these things. gone. Like cheddar in a LEGO shop...

Wry Bread · Post by **Wry Bread** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:10 pm

>Be undead through power of Warping Angles somehow. Deus ex machina dat shit

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:07 am

>close book; zoom out to real ducter who

owenster · Post by **owenster** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:00 am

>Have Amuelia Pun restart the universe simple by thinking about it

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:25 pm

Thus ends the story of this sad little fellow. But let me tell you a secret, death is not the end of a Time Lurd. It is only the end of a chapter and the beginning of another. From there secret technique known as...Regurgitation.

Upon dying a Time Lurd pukes up his guts, which contain an amazing amount of acid. The acid eats through their body, but also jump starts a healing factor that will revive them. Not usually before the brain gets eaten, though, resulting in basically a new person.

Hello, new Ducter!

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:55 pm

>New Ducter isn't as endearing; die

Wry Bread · Post by **Wry Bread** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:12 pm

>try to look a little less enthusiastic about being alive why don't you

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:07 pm

This better?
Of course, coming off that last guy is going to be a hard act to follow. After all, he was such a brilliant and likable character, that this guy could have no hopes of ever matching! Killing yourself on the second page? Sheer genius, past-self. Way to be!

Topaz Luckdragon · Post by **Topaz Luckdragon** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:43 pm

>Acquire iconic accessory.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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