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Well guys will maybe have to add me to the ohbitchyouairy thread since my ear is going to explode in my sleep and I'll bleed out and die.
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Can I have yo' CD playuh?
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Can I have your dick size?

But seriously if it gets any worse, go see a doctor, man.
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i finally found a non-padded bra with a under wire but the material is so thin i don't think i want to wear it....

god maybe the bra i've been wearing all this time was padded and i had no idea

edit: no i can't wear this ever it's see-through

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keep getting horrid amounts of pain in some place in my body

it was my stomach yesterday, now it's my arm aughhhhgf

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i don't feel like anyone at the hospital is taking my jaw problems seriously

my jaw moves and jerks around involuntary, i can't eat some days, i can't yawn without being in extreme pain, i can't brush my teeth properly or do anything normally anymore and all i get told to do at the hospital is "make sure your teeth aren't touching one another~~"

and when i get mad about it they're just like "well, what would you rather want surgery or something?"

yes i would rather have the fucking surgery and have my jaw wired shut for 6 months than continue living like this

i do not live in a 3rd world country i am a legal adult i don't see why i have to fight tooth and nail to get surgery i need in order to live normally

i cannot keep living like this

just goddamnit

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have you gone to the emergency room? sometimes they can be more helpful than an appointment

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i don't think there's anything i can do

everything just feels really hopeless and horrible

even my mom won't take me seriously about this

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I know that it's likely that you'd get in trouble if she found out, Nachalnik, but is there any way for you to get to a doctor without her being there? If you get a more honest evaluation that way, you can probably have a doctor talk your mother into letting you get the medical help you need.

I know that you've mentioned having to take the bus everywhere, but I don't know how reliable the transit systems are where you live.

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Well I feel less terrible but I've still got diarrhea.

At least it's improving.
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Mom strolled in, barely shoved my dick back into my pants in time

My balls hurt
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I've recently been asking for slimmer cuts of jeans

It's getting a bit hard to hide untimely stiffies
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Holy shit my armpits are stanky as all fuck right now and I am actually loving ittttttt
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I think all those days of not enough pooping caught up with me, since this morning I spent ten minutes on the school toilet, and first thing I did when I sit down was shit with enough force to drench my balls with toilet water and poop.
At least she didn't check the homework I didn't do.

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Need to bust a grumpy and my brother's in the shower.
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