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Ate a breadstick and my stomach started feeling uneasy quickly afterwords. Just threw up, feel a lot better, but my body's all shaky now.
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shazza wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
shazza wrote:to nullify the risk of pregnancy or UTI til our wedding since i'm still supposed to be a virgin and another UTI would be just as suspicious as buying a pregnancy test, to my parents.

Wait, what?
extremely religious parents :D and you're like 90% more likely to get a UTI from sex than anything else so when i got a uti last year they immediately got suspicious ugh


and yeah really your virginity and when you feel its lost is up to you. i agree that virginity is not lost if you're raped - it should only be given to someone with your permisson. my fiance was actually fairly conflicted about this as he had a not entirely consensual one night stand before we met and in his mind he still felt like a virgin because he really didn't get any pleasure from the experience and really regretted letting it happen. he considers me his REAL first time since we both agreed to do it with all our cognitive abilities intact.
I knew about the parental situation. I didn't realize that there was a correlation between the infection and intercourse. GOOD TO KNOW.

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Reyo wrote:Of course, there are exceptions. You're not a virgin if you go out and sleep with a bunch of people "but none of them meant anything so it's OK", you're just a slut.
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What?
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Nancymaker wrote:
Reyo wrote:Of course, there are exceptions. You're not a virgin if you go out and sleep with a bunch of people "but none of them meant anything so it's OK", you're just a slut.
I...

What?
Supernatural.

"We need a virgin for this misc ritual we're doing!"
"I'll do it, I'm totally a virgin!"
"OK!"
*ritual fails*
"I just don't know what went wrong!"
*everyone looks at virgin*
"What? Brett totally didn't count!"
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Yeah but there are people who sleep around like sex is going out of fashion and still claim that they're a virgin for reasons like that.

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I remember back in my Catholic high school, you could claim to be a born again virgin (or some shit like that) if you were really, really sorry that you had sex before marriage. We also had these chastity cards we could sign to remind us to not have sex. I can assure you that this did not work.
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CHASTITY VOWS GUYS

TOTALLY THE BEST WAY TO KEEP KIDS FROM SCREWING ONE ANOTHER
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WELP

I got sick again about 4 hours after getting sick the first time, though this time my body made sure to empty my stomach completely. I'm worried I might actually be allergic to something as this is happened once before when I ate a 5 cheese pizza with a dab of horseradish on top of it.
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What the flying fuck is all up in here about slut shamming.

jesus guys I thought you were better then that.
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I didn't think we were "slut shamming." I think we were more focused on people claiming that they were still virgins even after having sex.
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I only saw one such incident Willow.

You should not blame multiple people for the actions of one.

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The Willow Witch wrote:What the flying fuck is all up in here about slut shamming.

jesus guys I thought you were better then that.
People are allowed their opinions. Calling someone a slut shamer because they have different views on sex isn't called for.
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If they're insisting on being called a virgin after having lots of sex, it's not that they're wrong for having lots of sex, just that they're ignorant as to what a virgin is defined as.

I mean yeah there's some gray area in that definition but this situation definitely would fall under the category of "not a virgin".

Now whether or not being a virgin has any pros/cons in and of itself is a whole 'nother discussion.
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Calling someone a slut for having more sex than other people isn't called for.
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If youre a virgin at age 40, you become a wizard.

Also yes, but it was a" "dont stoop to their level" sorta thing unba.
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