The Pub

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:52 am

I wiggle my dick in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:53 am

>Throw unfunny waste of space, time and resources at the raging frenchman

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:53 am

Flicky wrote:

You get a cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:55 am

Exeres wrote:I wiggle my dick in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

You whip out your pecker in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN but it appears he is not confused by your nether parts. He is, in reality, unimpressed but interested.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes his turn deciding whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Potato wrote:>Throw unfunny waste of space, time and resources at the raging frenchman

You starting pulling unfunny waste of space, time and resources out of your booty and throwing them at the RAGING FRENCHMAN. They all hit, but he is too interested in Exeres' dick to notice them.
Roll for damage!

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:57 am

Exeres wrote:I wiggle my dick in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

Didn't Turbro steal your dick?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:57 am

Sol Reaper wrote:You whip out your pecker in an attempt to confuse the RAGING FRENCHMAN but it appears he is not confused by your nether parts. He is, in reality, unimpressed but interested.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes his turn deciding whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Sol Reaper wrote:The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes his turn deciding whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Sol Reaper wrote:whether Exeres' dick is worth it.

Oh god I retract and zip up.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:58 am

Sol Reaper wrote: Roll for damage!

14/20

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:00 am

Exeres wrote: Oh god I retract and zip up.

You quickly stuff your meat back in your pants but then realize your dick is actually in TurboPunz's possession.
...Then what was the RAGING FRENCHMAN looking at? The RAGING FRENCHMAN advances towards you.

Potato wrote:
Sol Reaper wrote: Roll for damage!
14/20

Your unfunny waste of space, time and resources deal enough damage to injure the RAGING FRENCHMAN but his advance isn't halted.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:01 am

I present my flowing hair as a shitty prize.

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:03 am

Exeres wrote:I present my flowing hair as a shitty prize.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN takes your flowing hair and sniffs it. The sheer power of your hair staggers him back a few steps, and he is rooted still by its flowy magnitude. The RAGING FRENCHMAN's Exeres-lust is sated for now, but he is still raging and dangerous.

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:03 am

>derail a thread to distract the frenchman.

20/20

holy deuly.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:03 am

Someone do something.

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:05 am

Need Runes4 wrote:>derail a thread to distract the frenchman.

20/20

holy deuly.

Your derailed thread train crashes through the pub, running over the RAGING FRENCHMAN and leaving him incapacitated. The RAGING FRENCHMAN is now mortally wounded but still capable of fighting, by way of french video game physics.

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:05 am

>Save Exeres using my powers of invisibility to sneak behind and strike the frenchman.

creakyAccordion · Post by **creakyAccordion** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:06 am

I throw my shades at the RAGING FRENCHMAN

20/20 holy dick

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