AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hope this place at least has a good beer cause I could use one right now.

What are you talking about YCobb.

It's always been this way.

Always.

Syobon wrote:I hope this place at least has a good beer cause I could use one right now.

You receive a beer of your choosing for free. You offer to pay but the bartender shakes his head, big bushy mustache shaking a bit with the force of his movement. "Nah, partner. This storm's been takin' its toll on all'a us." he says with a sage nod.

fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

I just know that bartender stuck his dick in the beer when no one was looking.

Just how I like it.

>Begin sobbing loudly, shake the person next to you and scream "WHY ME"

iamthelordhitman wrote:fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

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Exeres wrote:I just know that bartender stuck his dick in the beer when no one was looking.

The bartender denies it and is obviously miffed that you would even suggest such a thing.

He then zips his pants when he thinks nobody's looking.

iamthelordhitman wrote:fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

You receive a Tokyo Ice T, complete with rapper bling.

creakyAccordion wrote:>Begin sobbing loudly, shake the person next to you and scream "WHY ME"

You start bawling your eyes out; the force of your tears putting out several fires in California. You turn to shake the person next to you but end up blasting them away with your eyeball jets. "WHY MEEE" you scream at the top of your lungs, and continue to sob heavily.

>attempt to comfort person shaking me violently. And attempt to clean floor

Comfort roll: 17/20
Clean roll: 3/20

Oh no

WHY ARE YOU PEEING ALL OVER ME YOU ASSHOLE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FORUM COLORS LEFT ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD

Waiter, I want a drink. Seriously.

Need Runes4 wrote:>attempt to comfort person shaking me violently. And attempt to clean floor

Comfort roll: 17/20
Clean roll: 3/20

Oh no

You succeed at comforting whoever the fuck you were supposed to be targeting, but fail so miserably at cleaning the floor that you instead accidentally shit on the welcome mat.

I kick down the door and demand refreshments.