AWKWARD ZOMBIE

/loc

Need Runes4 wrote:Attempt to awaken.
1/20

You bleed out and die from the exertion.

Need Runes4 has fallen!

Kamak wrote:I stand in front of Runes with my new Toothpick sword, and stare down the raging frenchman.

"You burned down our homes, killed our families, and ruined our pub. AND FOR WHAT?"

I prepare to swing my sword at him, fueled by the adrenaline-laced rage within me.

"NOW SMILE, YOU SICK SUNOVABITCH!" 15/20

You shower the RAGING FRENCHMAN in toothpicks, dealing a moderate amount of damage.

electronic goat wrote:>Have MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE heal me, somehow.
12/20

MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE give you a flamin' hot Slim Jim. "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM; OOOHHHH YEEAAAAH"

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:/loc

The ultimate attack is almost finished. You have little time left!

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxx___________] 9000/20000
MP: [xxxxxxx_____________] 80/200

>Escape thread.
17/20

electronic goat wrote:>Escape thread.
17/20

You fled from battle!

Leap up onto the Raging Frenchman's face and stabs the toothpick sword through the back of his throat and into my abdomen to keep him from finishing his attack. 17/20

"Everyone, get out of here now. Start a new pub, live your lives, and put all of this behind you. I love you all too much to let this end everything. Now go!"

"Saint, we've spotted the source of the energy flux. Ready to deploy?"

"Let's do this."
>Jumps from helicopter

2/20
Augh my parachute

>crash in through the ceiling

Kamak wrote:Leap up onto the Raging Frenchman's face and stabs the toothpick sword through the back of his throat and into my abdomen to keep him from finishing his attack. 17/20

"Everyone, get out of here now. Start a new pub, live your lives, and put all of this behind you. I love you all too much to let this end everything. Now go!"

You perform a heroic sacrifice, but is it enough to beat the RAGING FRENCHMAN?
You attack his weak spot! 50% chance for double damage!

Double Damage Roll: 1d100: 17*
Critical Strike Roll (x3 damage) from Heroic Deed passive bonus: 1d20: 18

You completely devastate the RAGING FRENCHMAN with 12000 damage!

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [____________________] -3000/20000
MP: [xxxxxxx_____________] 80/200

*Note on % rolls: The number has to equal or be lower than the % number. In this case it was 50% so the roll succeeded.

Your party was victorious!

Hmm I sense that the magical power has not yet left the frenchman's devastated corpse

Also ouch, toothpick splinters

SaintCrazy wrote: Augh my parachute

I'm taking this

I finish casting my spell from the grave.

/lock

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