The Pub

[Shad]

/l

[Madican]

Watch as Macho Man Randy Savagein wreaks havoc.

[Tetrunes]

Attempt armor repair.
15+5/20

[Sol Reaper]

Command MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE to attack the Frenchman.
15/20

MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE lays the smackdown on the RAGING FRENCHMAN.

Crafting all of the toothpicks I've managed to find into a sword capable of shooting a barrage of toothpicks with every swing. Natural 20.

Natural success.
Crafting skill increased by 5!
Resourcefulness skill increased by 4!

/l

THE ATTACK CONTINUES
Need Runes4 is rendered unconscious!

Attempt armor repair.
15+5/20

You are unconscious and incapable of doing so.

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxx________] 12000/20000
MP: [xxxxxxx____________] 80/200

[electronic goat]

>Off Need_____Runes in his sleep, and capture his blood in a mug. I may need it later.
2/20

[Sol Reaper]

>Off Need_____Runes in his sleep, and capture his blood in a mug. I may need it later.
2/20

You miss and end up hamstringing yourself. Your left leg is now useless until it gets healed.

[D-vid]

Attempt to find snacks in cushions of sofa:
2/20

I find... something that may or may not have been a peanut a few years ago.

This is the weirdest party I ever was at.

[Tetrunes]

Attempt to awaken.
1/20

[Kamak]

I stand in front of Runes with my new Toothpick sword, and stare down the raging frenchman.

"You burned down our homes, killed our families, and ruined our pub. AND FOR WHAT?"

I prepare to swing my sword at him, fueled by the adrenaline-laced rage within me.

"NOW SMILE, YOU SICK SUNOVABITCH!" 15/20

[Shad]

/lo

[electronic goat]

>Have MACHO DRAGON ALDUIN SAVAGE heal me, somehow.
12/20

[D-vid]

I'm trippin' balls

Attempt to stop trippin
7/20

Nope, still trippin'

Oh, hey there doggy.

[Kamak]

Someone quick, charge the spirit bomb. The spirit bomb is the only way to defeat Friez- I mean the Raging Frenchman.

[Syobon]

But that will take at least 30 pages!

[Kamak]

You have 5.