The Pub

[Madican]

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop The Terminator
Captain Kirk Darth Vader
Lo-Pan Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Phil S. Kresten and Theodore Logan
Spock The Rock Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Sol Reaper and his ignorant booty

[Sol Reaper]

Perform Home run taunt
19/20

You smack Sloth as hard as you can with your baseball bat. It's outta there!

Nooooo

>Raise a U.S. President from the grave to fight for me.
fucking natural 20/20, shit

You raise THEODORE FUCKING ROOSEVELT and the ENTIRETY OF THE ROUGH RIDERS. They start beating down on the RAGING FRENCHMAN with MANLY FUCKING FURY.

>Clean. This fight has left the place dreadfully messy.

8/20.

You can't get any cleaning done with this racket.

Being a smart booty

I know the song, it's the Ultimate SHOWDOWN of Ultimate Destiny, not Battle like you said. You lose a turn.

RAGING FRENCHMAN is currently being attacked by the Rough Riders.

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx____] 16920/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 200/200

[Madican]

I go pour myself a Shirley Temple while the chaos is going on. I use my hidden stash of Coke syrup to give it a spritz.

Mmm, cherry.

[Sol Reaper]

I go pour myself a Shirley Temple while the chaos is going on. I use my hidden stash of Coke syrup to give it a spritz.

Mmm, cherry.

You kick back and watch the carnage, sipping off your drink with a smirk. Dance, puppets.

[Dragoon]

Summon up the power of the god hand!
5/20

[Sol Reaper]

Summon up the power of the god hand!
5/20

God hand laughs at your futile attempt.

[Shad]

I give no fucks about Rough Riders and keep charging my attack.

[Sol Reaper]

I give no fucks about Rough Riders and keep charging my attack.

Zero fucks were given, but the Rough Riders are still attacking you.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN is being attacked by the Rough Riders.

RAGING FRENCHMAN
HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_____] 15820/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 200/200

[Kamak]

I roll an 18 for a death throw and a 19 for a saving throw to get out of France.

[Sol Reaper]

I roll an 18 for a death throw and a 19 for a saving throw to get out of France.

Both rolls were successful. You are now back in the Pub

[electronic goat]

>Keep summoning more great American heroes to beat down the Frenchman.

18/20

[creakyAccordion]

I console Flicky

9/20

[D-vid]

Attempt to enter Pub:
9/20

I barely manage to open the, I have to admit, VERY hard door lock. I mean seriously, who had the idea to install a child safety into the door?

Look around:
4/20

What the hell is going on here ;A;

[Tetrunes]

Attempt to add D-Vid to party
15/20

[Sol Reaper]

Look around:
4/20

You get high off your booty

Attempt to add D-Vid to party
15/20

You add the completely baked D-Vid to your party. What.