AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Need Runes4 wrote:>enjoy colorless name and examine surroundings.


refreshing.

You revel in the fact that your name is indubitably and unequivocally uncolored and have a nice gander at your surroundings. The pub is rather empty, but that's okay. More will come in time.

Cori wrote:WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR beauyifful FORUM?!

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful forum

Cori wrote:I WANT TO GO HOME ;A;

Great Handsome Oppressor burned down your home so you would be forced to stay here.

Valbrandur wrote:More should come to the Winchester while this blows over.

We have Queen songs.

THERE WILL BE NO QUEEN IN MY FORMER PUB.

SKRILLEX ONLY.
FOX ONLY.
NO ITEMS.
FINAL DESTINATION.

>Tear out yellow pages near the phone booth


This is sure to make the place seem hoppin'



this is now a 70's soda fountain

DON'T STOP ME NOW

I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME, I'M HAVING A BALL

guys what is

going on

with this forum

Need Runes4 wrote:>Tear out yellow pages near the phone booth


This is sure to make the place seem hoppin'



this is now a 70's soda fountain

You deftly rip out some of the yellow pages. Surely the illusion of people coming here will attract more people? Alas, it works, as a young lass enters, appearing to mourn the loss of her now burned-down home; burned down, of course, by the Raging Frenchman. A pinkie is also trying to get in but I kicked him in the face.

The glorious time of hanky pinky.

so where are the snakes i need to feed


(linked just because dead baby mice)

>Give the pinkie a wary glance, and shy away from the frenchman. Offer the lass a drink and offer condolences.

Need Runes4 wrote:>Give the pinkie a wary glance, and shy away from the frenchman. Offer the lass a drink and offer condolences.

You buy a drink and offer it to the sorrowful lass, while keeping a wary eye on the pinkie. The Raging Frenchman is not here now and as such is not available for you to shy away from; he is off burning people's houses down.

>Enter pub and survey surroundings

Entire forum is dicks.