AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Viktor shrugged and stepped through the busted-open cell door and shook out his muscles a bit. "Alright lads and metal-men, let's get out of here!"

[~Whoops retcon]

Lambeth wrote:"Normally I would do this but..." Hel breaks the cell doors down. "You wouldn't happen to know anything about the Delacroix family, would you?"

(Eris never explicitly mentioned his name to Hel but I'm gonna say that Eris is a good little boy and labels all his clothes with his name.)

((And I'm going to say that's stupid and completely out of character for Eris. No.

Didn't you wonder why he claimed to be part of another House? It's because he was never officially claimed by his own because of the power he held. He would have been in danger, so he was formally adopted into an ally's family instead. Why would he EVER label his clothes, much less with his true surname?))

(Because what if he lost his underwear at murder summer camp??? He would have to go commando and that's just not done.)

Hel kicks down a wall, leading to the prison courtyard. "I assume you had some belongings before you were imprisoned."

((No.))

(If you're gonna be such a tightass about it can I ask whether he wears boxers or briefs? When Hel gives Eris a wedgie I don't get it wrong.)

((I'm not being a tightass, I'm preventing you from having my character do something horribly out of character. Eris went to great lengths to wipe out his family and conceal his hand in it, why on earth would he ever do something as stupid as wear clothing that marks him as the sole surviving member and therefore prime suspect? The fact you even thought that would work means you haven't read nor understand anything about Eris as a character, which makes me much less inclined to interact with you in this RP.))

[Stop this.]

((Look let's just forget about eris until he shows up again. Fighting about it won't solve a daisies thing.))

"Yea my stuff was taken." Martin was a bit peeved that he couldn't use his plan. There was a reason he wanted to sneak out in the first place. It would've been safer and a lot less noticible. He was grateful that someone wearing armor was in the lead.

[~I'm not afraid to pull a god move and kill both of your characters if you don't quit fighting or take it somewhere else. Lambeth, don't assume things about other people's characters, especially if they specifically say that it is out of character for them. I'm with Madican on this one, as I have seen many RPs ruined because of people who can't or won't respect other people's characters. I'm not trying to discourage you from participating, but calling someone a tightass for defending their character is just plain immature, so cool it in the future.]

(Man I was over this yesterday guys, fuhhgeddaboutit. And hey what I said conflicts with Hel's inability to read so let's just retcon the whole thing and say hel never said anything about Eris. Join me again on the wheel of assholeryyyy. what stupid shit will I say next? nobody knowsssss. Sorry Madican and Sol Reaper for being a shithead.)

"I'm not sure... but I think I saw my things being taken to a vault, in the warden's tower." Hel points towards the large building in the center of the courtyard. "Most of the guards are undoubtedly situated there. I would prefer not causing them undue harm, so perhaps you can think of a more subtle method?"

"Well I did have my original plan, I was going to steal a few uniforms and get out of here with our stuff...by steal I meant knock out the guards and switch clothes with them." Martin realized the iron bar he was going to use was still in the cell and went back to get it. Martin came back with ease and grabbed the bar from the cell. As he was about to leave a whole slew of guards passed by the cell and headed towards the large hole in the wall. ...I wondered where the guards were.

"Oi, what are you lot doing out!?" says one of the guards near the front. "Uhhhhh" The guards ready their weapons and tackle Hel. "Alright, new plan." Hel bursts out from under the pile of guards. "You go to the armory while I provide a distraction."

NOW, IN MODERN TIMES:

Jade and Galiena watched as their past selves vanished. This time business was a bit unsettling, but not nearly as unsettling as watching the remaining three Captains celebrate the completion of their ridiculous quest by dancing to some music only they could hear. The dancing was indeed bizarre, nothing like the dancing Jade and Galiena knew. Then again, the Good Captain could just be a horrible dancer. The two watched and tried to make sense of these strange movements that consisted of, but were not limited to:

Jumping to the left
Stepping to the Right
Putting hands on their hips
Bringing their knees in tight
And the Pelvic Thrust


It really drove them insane.

[Magnificent]

When Martin looked through hole in the wall he saw guards dog piling on the armored girl while Viktor and Garrett ran towards the armory. "Help the armored girl or go for the armory?" The armored girl threw some guards off her with ease. "She's fine." Martin ran towards the armory.

Garrett whistled a tune as he and Viktor sifted through the piles of weapons and armor. It took a minute or two for Garrett to realize that the guards hadn't taken anything away from him when he was imprisoned.
"Pops, can ya tell me what you're lookin' for? Maybe I can help you find it."