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Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
Keeping it inside a quote makes it possible for people to comment outside of the story.[Citation Needed] wrote:I would like to suggest that this does not continue inside a quote, because at this rate it'll be horrible long by the end of the first page.
The next person should probably decide what the object is.Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
I like this idea. This is pretty neat. :UOnce apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"
As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"
As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.
The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"
As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.
The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.
The Kettlepotamus was boiling with anger.
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"
As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.
The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.
The Kettlepotamus was boiling with anger.
A deafening whistle echoed across the town from Kettlepotamus as it prepared to strife, Absconding will not be an option in this heated battle
Once apon a time, in the magical lands of Astong, a man and his pet Kettlepotamus went out for a walk.
Not much time passed before they chanced upon an object that lay in their path.
Not wanting to wait anymore than they had to, the man and his Kettlepotamus continued to venture towards the object to see what it could be.
The object glinted in the sunlight - clearly it was made of some kind of metal.
The object was a large capsule-like cylinder, about as big as the man's arm.
Upon examination, the cylinder's metal was completely unscratched.
it appeared to be a can of biscuits. Incredibly large biscuits. "What sort of creature eats biscuits so large?" The man asked aloud.
" 'EY!" yelled an old man, most likely in his late nineties; he had a beard sweeping the ground in front of him " 'ose biskits b'long teh me Pet, 'nd ye best be gitt along now a'fore 'e sho' up!"
As the plains and its inhabitants were deafened by the stunning smash of mammoth feet parading towards their master, the man uttered a hurried "Told ye. Gettem gurl!" and shuffles into his house.
The mammoth let out a deafening bellow at the man, knocking him on his booty, and then grabbing the can of large biscuits with its trunk.
The Kettlepotamus was boiling with anger.
A deafening whistle echoed across the town from Kettlepotamus as it prepared to strife, Absconding will not be an option in this heated battle.
The Kettlepotamus charged at full speed towards the mammoth, attempting to take-down the monstrous beast with a single blow.