AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"But he always knows just what I like!"

[Insert Fail] wrote:I think everyone "flirts" with someone they find moderately attractive. Acting really upbeat, giggling, blushing, etc - what was said earlier.

When I flirt with someone I genuinely like, past the initial attraction, I don't know if my mannerisms differ when interacting with them but I will certainly go out of my way to spend time with them and do things for them.

blushing is flirting?

I hate blushing. So much. It does not help that apparently I am incredibly prone to it.

I only seem to blush when I'm answering a question in class or something dumb like that

I think my skin is dark enough for the blush to not show but I'm not sure...?

That triggers me too and I hate it so much. Worst bit is I really like answering questions so it happens all the time.

What's that? Someone on the internet said something really nice to me? Someone in person complimented me for something entirely normal (nice coat, cool hair cut, sweet drawing, etc)?
Face goes bright red.

Someone tells me I'm pretty or have a nice singing voice?
HO SHIT SON, HIDE UNDER THE DESK, 'CAUSE THIS SHADE OF RED IS OFF THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM. THEY WILL LABEL YOU AS A FREAK. YOU HAVE AN INFRARED FACE NOW.

I am now a chameleon who specializes in hiding next to brick walls.

Madican that was beautiful.

So guys, kind of a weird question: has anyone gotten their eyebrows threaded before? I just trimmed mine not too long ago but they're starting to go in odd; I know they have an eyebrow threading place in the mall but I'm wondering if it's worth it. I really have no other means to trim at the moment so it's kind of my best bet

Wait wait wait wait

What is eyebrow threading?

Because I'm picturing something unenjoyable that involves a needle and a thread

Nah. They like take two threads and twist them then kinda shape your eyebrow by going around it like that

Seems painful.

I generally don't trust places that set up mall kiosks.

I just tweeze my eyebrows. I don't really trust others to do my eyebrows, because if they mess it up I have to live with it for a few weeks.

I love how I can talk about my feelings to women.

it dosen't work with guys.

Stranaton wrote:I love how I can talk about my feelings to women.

it dosen't work with guys.

This


So much this

The last girl I talked to about my feelings told me "you should try going to church."

I really don't think it applies in all cases.